Author's Note: This is just what I think what happen if Harry Potter and Crew were on Facebook, and how it would change things. Yes, Harry Potter's school life was from 1991- 1997, and Facebook came out in 2005. But it's called a Fanfic, so please don't flame me.
Harry Potter and the Facebook Request
Harry Potter joined Facebook.
Harry Potter is now friends with Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and 50 Others.
Harry Potter: Ahh, finally, I've got Facebook! Lol. A new era begins...
(4 minutes ago)
Ron Weasley commented on Harry Potter's status:
Finally mate! After three years of bugging you to get it!
Hermione Granger commented on Harry Potter's status:
Well I've had it since I lived with my parents in the Muggle world.
Neville Longbottom commented on Harry Potter's status:
My grandma said that I couldn't get it till last year!
Draco Malfoy commented on Harry Potter's status:
Most of us had this since first year! What a late bloomer, Potter. If there was a 'dislike' button...
Harry Potter joined Dumbledore's Army, The Chosen One Will Reign On, and 2 other groups.
Harry Potter changed his education.
Harry Potter goes to Hogwarts class of 1996.
Harry Potter changed his interests.
Harry Potter likes Quidditch, Join S.P.E.W For House Elves!, and 9 others.
Ginny Weasley wrote on Harry Potter's Wall:
Hey, Harry! Finally you got Facebook! Luv you! :)
Draco Malfoy commented on Ginny Weasley's Post:
"The Chosen One" got Fb. Aren't you supposed to be off fighting the Dark Lord. Oh, wait. You're a fraud and a liar!
Harry Potter commented on Ginny Weasley's Post:
Thanks Ginny. Love you too. And Draco- sod off!
Draco Malfoy commented on Ginny Weasley's Post:
Oh, shut it, Potter.
Ron Weasley commented on Ginny Weasley's Post:
Don't you have anything better to do, Malfoy? Just because you're friends with my sister on here, doesn't mean you can go poking around on Harry's wall!
Draco Malfoy commented on Ginny Weasley's Post:
Oh please Weasel. It's not like I want to look on Potter's wall anyway! Look at all the half-blood rubbish littering my wall...
Draco Malfoy joined The Chosen One is A Fake, It's Slytherin Bitch!, 3 others.
Draco Malfoy: The Gryffindors only won because on Potter's damn Felix Felicis! Wait till Severus Snape hears about this!
Hermione Granger commented on Draco Malfoy's status:
You don't know if they actually used it or not, Malfoy!
Draco Malfoy commented on his own status:
Like it's isn't obvious, Mudblood...
Ron Weasley commented on Draco Malfoy's status:
DON'T CALL HER THAT YOU PIECE OF SCUM!
Draco Malfoy commented on his own status:
Get off my wall you dirty blood traitor.
Draco Malfoy changed his relationship status from "in a relationship" to "single"
Pansy Parkinson commented on Draco Malfoy's relationship status:
How could you do this to me? On Facebook! You rotten, disgusting boyfriend! Apologize and I'll take you back though... :)
Draco Malfoy commented on his own relationship status:
Why would I want to apologize to you? I just broke up with you, you fool! Go to a dog kennel or shut the hell up!
Pansy Parkinson commented on Draco Malfoy's relationship status:
How dare you! We've been together for almost five years! I was always there for you. I was the best girlfriend. Better than any girl!
Daphne Greengrass commented on Draco Malfoy's relationship status:
Pansy you should watch what you say. Draco, you're right, someone needs to get her to a dog kennel. Lol.
Draco Malfoy commented on his own relationship status:
Haha, yeah Daphne, she does. Wanna come with me to Hogsmeade this weekend?
Daphne Greengrass commented on Draco Malfoy's relationship status:
Sure. ;) See you there, DM.