"They're going to kill you for this."

"Have a sense of humour would you?"

"Hope you've got the funeral. If they don't kill you Tosh definitely will."

Imogene and Owen carried the twins over to Jack and Ianto who were talking to Tosh about something that had come through the rift. Owen was grinning and Imogene looked like she was trying not to laugh but getting ready to hoist al of the blame onto Owen.

"They've just said their first words." Owen informed.

"What?" Ianto asked.

"Bet it was Daddy!" Jack said happily.

"Come on you two. What did I teach you to say?" Owen said to the twins.

Imogene bit back a smile. Owen smirked and got Alex to say the first word and Listelle to say the second.

"Dea," "Boy,"

Jack couldn't help but laugh but later that night when he was lying on the sofa under a blanket Jack came to the conclusion that Owen was not to teach his children anything ever again.