The team were wondering about Jack. After everything Jack had seen in his long life, would there still be something that could make him faint with pure shock? Owen had tried and failed. Tosh had tried and failed. Martha had tried and failed. Mickey had tried and failed. Imogene had tried and failed. It was now Ianto's turn.

Jack was smirking to himself in his office as he spoke to UNIT about some random rubbish or another. UNIT were so jealous of Torchwood. UNIT had bases worldwide and even one on the moon, yet the jewel they longed to have in their crown was in the hands of Torchwood: the rift. Jack was pulling a face and doing a goldfish impression as the General ranted when Ianto came into his office. Jack immediately stopped clowning around when he seen his husband's face. Ianto looked paler than usual and was chewing his lip nervously.

"Jack, can I talk to you?" Ianto asked.

Grateful for the excuse Jack turned his attention to the phone; "That sounds interesting really it does but you'll have to excuse me because something's come up." Without giving the General a chance to reply, Jack hung up and turned to Ianto.

"What's wrong?" Jack asked reaching out for Ianto's hand.

"You're pregnant again Jack. Owen and Martha confirmed it." Ianto admitted looking Jack in the eyes and putting his hand to Jack's abdomen.

Jack felt the floor sway beneath him and he hyperventilated before falling to the floor in a dead faint. Stepping away from Jack's unconscious form, Ianto grinned and walked back to the others and held out his palm.

"Pay up!"