What You Least Expect...
Author's Note: Hello all! This is my first fic so please try to be gentle. The
idea came to me as I listened to Ke$ha's Discotheque (I still have no idea how
they relate) and when my muse calls I am but an obedient scribe! Feel free to
leave ideas and reviews are appreciated!
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the imaginary Damon in my head who bakes me
cookies...
Chapter One:
T.v Bonnie's POV
As I pushed open the front door to the Salvatore Mansion, (no locks of course-
they're vampires but still, cocky much?) I was met with the stares of my
friends.
"It's just Bonnie." someone said. What a warm welcome.
"Well Good Morning to you to, Sunshines." I retorted.
"Not to offend you Bonnie" Stefan immediately backtracked. "It's just that Damon
called us all here an hour ago!" He gestured to the restless faces of Caroline,
Jeremy, and Elena.
"You guys got that vague text too? 'Meet me at the boarding house- their's
something we need to discuss.'" What stunt is Damon pulling here?
"No stunt, Little Witch, just a friendly discussion." Damon answered, appearing
behind me. So he can read my mind now? Of course.
"A friendly discussion? Since when are we friends, Damon?" I asked. Sure things
had gotten better after the whole Katherine, Klaus, Elijah thing was over. We
could actually be in the same room with each other without lunging for the
other's throat- well most of the time- but I don't see that as friendly. More as
I'm-making-a-conscious-effort-not-to-kill-you-because-I'm-in-a-good-mood-today.
"We've always been friends, Bon Bon!" Damon exclaimed, feigning hurt. "Don't you
feel the love?" Yeah, riiight.
"I'm not usually friends with people I despise, Damon." I stated simply- weary
of his reply.
"But, Witch!" he whined "I don't despise you. Actually, all of you guys are
pretty good to me," he smirked, acknowledging the other people in the room for
the first time. "so I've decided to take ALL of you on a little vacation."
Caroline's POV
A vacation. What. The. Hell. Damon does not do nice. At all. And since when does
he take random people on vacations? A catch? Most definitely. Still, it would be
a nice way to escape the supernatural for a while..."Where to?" I asked Damon-
fully aware of the shocked looks that Stefan and Bonnie threw my way.
"Seriously Care?" Stefan inquired "You're really about to vacay with this guy?"
"Not really WITH him. I was just thinking that we could get him to drive us there
and then lock him in a cellar with a bottle of blood and a Rubix Cube." Stefan
smirked. Bonnie giggled. Elena tried to hide her snort with a cough.
"Ouch, Barbie I'm wounded. I think you should apologize." He was taunting me,
trying to get under my skin and he knew I knew it. But I wouldn't let him.
"I'm ever so sorry, Damon" I drawled his name. "Please, do forgive me!" He
smiled at my dramatics then spoke.
"I don't do forgiveness," he said it like it was a dirty word. "but, I will
answer your question." Question?
"What question?" I asked.
"Where we're going, Blondie." That question. The one that I asked, like, 123
seconds ago. I always did have a short attention span, I guess being a vampire
didn't change that... Damon's voice snapped me out of my musings, but I only
caught the end of his sentence.
"...it's a quaint little town in Virginia, much like Mystic Falls. Fell's
Church." he told the others, and I wandered back into dream land...
Author's Note: So the trap is set! T.v Damon and the T.v gang are heading to
Fell's Church. Oh the possibilities... Don't be afraid to tell me what you
think! By the way, for the beginning of the story Elena isn't really going to play
a very big role because it's hard for me to imagine myself in her head. That and
(no offense to Nina Dobrev it can't be your fault because Katherine is awesome
;D) I pretty much dislike everything about Elena Gilbert. She's just so
Demanding! Wanting Damon & Stefan, and she's willing to give up her whole life
for them, but at the same time she's so utterly (for lack of a better word)
human. Nothing really exceptional or remarkable- she's has no flair. And yet
everyone loves her and Bonnie and Caroline are always second choice! It's soo twisted that-
Damon: Ken Ken?
Xx-MuchLove-xX: Yeah Damon?
Damon: You're ranting about Elena again.
Xx-MuchLove-xX: Am I? Sorry, she's just sooo irritating!
Damon: I know, Babe, I know. Do you want me to slap some sense into Stefan?
Xx-MuchLove-xX: Yes, Please! But you're forgetting something!
Damon: Oh yeah! She owns nothing, and please review!
Xx-MuchLove-xX: I own you.
Damon: Riiiiiight.
;]
Much Love,
Kenya