Disclaimer: Obviously, I don't own iCarly. If I did, I would probably be doing other things than just sitting on my computer, which I do enjoy! I also don't own anything else mentioned in this story. However, I do own this story and Sam's song. Yay! (: Anyway, I just thought of this idea and I figured that my other story, iAlways Knew, was kind of, I dunno, fairytale-like I guess. But I'm definitely still continuing it Anyway, I bet you just want to read the story instead of listening to me continually blab, so enjoy! (:

CPOV:

"Sam, Freddie, come here!" I called from downstairs. Sam and Freddie stayed in the iCarly studio to update the iCarly website. They came running down the stairs together immediately.

"What's up, Carls?" Sam asked as she hopped over the kitchen counter and grabbed some Peppy Cola out of the fridge.

"Well, Spencer asked me if I wanted to go to the beach with him next week, so I was wondering if you two wanted to join us?" I asked.

"Sure, sounds fun! I'll ask my mom," said Freddie.

Sam snorted and wiped the peppy Cola off her mouth. She laughed and held her belly. "Dork."

"Carly?" Freddie faced me and whined.

"Sam, don't cause Freddie any emotional or physical pain."

Sam punched Freddie in the shoulder.

"Ow!" Freddie pouted.

"Freddie, just go ask your mom," I said.

"Yeah, Freddork, go ask your mommy for her permission," said Sam in a sarcastic voice.

Freddie stormed out of Carly's apartment to go ask his mom.

"So, can you go, Sam?" I asked her.

"Heck yeah, there's no way I'm staying here for a whole week with nowhere else to stay!"

"Yay!" I said excitedly.

Freddie walked back in. "I can go if I wear this special sunscreen my mom bought me." He held up a large, strange-looking bottle.

"Well, now everybody can go! That's awesome!" I grinned.

SPOV:

I glanced at Freddork as he glanced back at me. How would I survive a whole week in a hotel room with that nub? I rolled my eyes. We would actually have to sleep in the same room together. I shuddered at the thought. I'll just not let him ruin my fun. Have I ever let him ruin it?

"I think I'll head home now, so I can pack, okay?" I asked Carly.

"Sure, Sam! What about you, Freddie?"

"Yeah, I think I'll go pack too. By the way, what beach are we going to?"

"I totally forgot to mention that! We're going to Laguna Beach."

"Awesome, I've always wanted to go there!" I said happily, then left Carly's apartment.

FPOV:

"I can't wait! It sounds like it'll be really fun, Carly," I said.

Carly smiled. "We're staying at a really nice hotel too. Spencer sold some sculptures, so we got some extra money to have some fun!"

"That's awesome! Thanks so much for inviting me."

"You're welcome!"

"Well, I guess I'll go back to my apartment and pack. See ya tomorrow!"

"Okay, bye!"

That night, I packed everything I would need to have fun and survive Sam's torture for a week. I rolled my eyes when I thought about that. What if she comes and hurts me during the middle of the night?

The next day, I walked over to Carly's apartment. She and Sam sat on the couch watching Girly Cow, waiting for Spencer and I.

"Yo dorkface, come take a seat beside Momma," said Sam.

I raised an eyebrow and took a seat beside her. She thumped my shoulder.

"Carly, she thumped me," I pouted.

"Sam, don't hurt Freddie!" said Carly.

"Aw, come on, you know it's fun!" Sam laughed.

Suddenly, Spencer came running down the stairs. "Hey, I'm ready!" He grinned.

"Woo hoo!" We all three shouted.

We grabbed our luggage and left for the car. When we finally settled in, I looked over to my right. It was the blonde-headed demon. I looked over to my left. There was a pink and purple, polka-dot suitcase. That's nice company there! So, I got to ride in the back seat of a small and cheap sedan with Sam, who thumped, kicked, punched, slapped, and bugged me.

Just to annoy me, Sam began singing.

"I am Freddie, I'm a dork, doo-da, doo-da. I read my math workbook and meet with the AV club. I'll never get a girl, nobody loves me! Doo-da-dee-dee-doo-da-day, doo-dee-doo-da-day!"

I glared at her as she danced. Why couldn't Carly sit back here with me? I sighed. However, even though Carly was still really cute, I had decided to move on. I figured she'd never be a true love for me, so why waste my time? She didn't have the effect on me hat she used to. I thought of Carly as more of a sister now.

And then there was Sam Puckett. I guess I could consider her as my other best friend. Ever since we had our first kiss together, we had gotten a lot closer. We both matured more and we talk to each other more now. We talk about more personal things and we can actually be in the same room, or car, (hopefully) without killing each other.

After about half an hour of the car ride of thinking, being annoyed, and trying to peacefully listen to music, we stopped at a gas station. I pulled off my PearPod headphones and stepped out of the car. We had arrived at the airport. I just hoped somehow Sam would get put on a different plane and get lost somewhere in this very big world. Of course, knowing my luck, that probably wouldn't happen.

"Come on, kiddos! Let's head to the plane!" shouted Spencer.

We all grabbed our luggage and walked to the airplane. I looked behind me and saw Sam. As I looked back at her, she motioned her hand forward. I saw in front of me that Carly had already walked onto the plane. I ran to catch back up with her.

She took a seat beside Spencer and I took a seat across from them.

"Coming through!" shouted Sam. She plopped beside me. I groaned.

Soon enough, Carly fell asleep on Spencer. I listened to my PearPod play It's My Life by Bon Jovi.

It's my life

It's now or never

'Cause I ain't gonna live forever

I just wanna live while I'm alive

I hummed the song and glanced over at Sam. She looked at me with a strange face.

"I know that song, dorko," she said.

"Okay?" I replied.

"Well…"

"Well, what?"

"Whatcha thinking about?"

"What do you mean?"

She rolled her eyes. "That's a thinkin' song, Freddope."

"I wasn't thinking abou-"

She put her hand over my mouth. "Tell me what you're thinking about!" She pouted.

"You can guess."

"No."

"Yes!"

"Freddork."

"Princess Puckett." I smirked.

"I hate you."

"Love you too, Sam!"

She rolled her eyes. "Nrah."

"Nerr!"

I couldn't help but laugh.

"Dork."

"Bully."

"At least I'm vicious and smart."

"You don't need to be vicious! Being just smart is fine with me."

"Nah, that takes the fun out of everything."

I laughed. "Yeah, right! You want me to show you fun?"

"Okay, Fredanerd, what is fun in your dorky opinion?"

I leaned onto her, less than an inch away from her face. She stared into my eyes as I smirked. I grabbed her shirt and pretended to kiss her. My lips warmed hers, but never touched. I pulled away.

"What was that all about?" She asked, looking very confused and angry. She actually looked kind of disappointed.

"Just showing you that 'dorks' aren't as boring as you think they are." I winked at her.

"So you have to come like, the tiniest bit of a centimeter away from my lips to show me that?"

"Did you want me to kiss you, Puckett?"

"Now, why would I want to kiss you?"

"Because you love my kissing skills!"

She laughed. "Yeah, right, Fredwardo. I just LOVE the taste of your dorky lips."

"Guess what, Sam?"

"What?" She asked angrily.

"You have to see me with my shirt off this week." I smirked.

"Do you really want me to throw up on you, Benson?"

"You know you're excited to see my abs." I winked.

"I bet you're excited to see me in a bikini."

"Yeah because you're so hot and sexy," I said sarcastically.

Her eyes fired up. She grabbed my shirt. "What did you say, Benson?" She asked furiously.

"Uh, I said you were very hot and sexy and I can't wait to see your lovely body in a bikini."

She let go. "You'd better think that."

Relieved, I slumped back into my seat. About twenty minutes later, I felt sudden warmth in my lap. I looked down to see curly, blonde hair bouncing off my legs and Sam's had in my lap, snoring louder than ever.

Carly woke up and looked over at Sam and I. She saw Sam and looked at me, confused. I shrugged.

A while later, our flight was over. We had arrived in California.

I shook my leg a little.

"Sam, wake up!" I whispered.

"Gimme a fat cake…" She was dreaming. I guess Sam always thanks about food.

I shook her shoulders for a few minutes and she finally woke up.

"What the chizz, Frednerd?

"We're in California."

"Oh, right." She yawned and stretched her arms and legs.

We all got our luggage, exited the plane, and ran around outside.

"Cali, baby!" Sam shouted happily. It was nice seeing her happy and not wanting to kill somebody for once.

Spencer got a car for us to rent for the week. He drove us to the hotel. It looked so amazingly fancy. The hotel seemed like a place that only rich people would stay at. We checked in and search for our room.

"Level seven, room 721," Carly read from a paper.

Before we stepped onto the elevator, Sam grabbed a luggage cart.

She glanced at my slyly and winked. "Freddie, get on the cart!"

"No!" I whined.

Instead of arguing with me, she picked me up and put me on the cart. Next, she pushed me down a hall, as I screamed. After a few minutes, Carly, Spencer, and Sam came to find me. They took me back with them to the elevator. As we waited for the elevator to arrive, I crossed my arms and glanced at Sam. She glanced back at me.

"What do you want, Freddork?"

I shook my head and walked onto the elevator when it arrived. We all boarded the fancy elevator and impatiently stood there, excited to see our room.

The elevator stopped and we ran out, searching for room 721. Soon enough, we found it and stuck the key in the slot in the door.

Spencer opened the door and it seemed like everything went in slow motion. The room was absolutely amazing. It was like paradise. We all jumped and screamed like little kids.

I decided that this chapter was starting to get long if I continued into another scene. So how do you like the story so far? I have so many ideas for it right now. I truly think that this is my best story so far and I can't wait to update it again, which I will do very soon. I'll update even sooner if you give me a lot of awesome reviews! That would make me a very happy girl! (:

P.S. Everybody in this chapter is single at the moment, if you were wondering. (: