Disclaimer: Do I look like I own iCarly? Well, actually, you don't know how I look. But still, do you think I look like I own iCarly? No? I didn't think so. Now, on with the story! :D

FPOV:

I woke up the next morning to Sam cuddled up in my arms, fast asleep. Her shiny blond curls covered her face. I pulled them behind her ears and gazed at her beautiful lips and her cute nose. Sam's eyes were shut. I never really noticed how long and pretty her eyelashes were. My favorite feature of Sam's face is her cheeks. They're different than anyone else's I have ever seen. I smiled and knew I could've been gazing at her face for at least twenty minutes.

"Frednub," Sam said, trying to get my attention.

I shook my head when I realized that she had been repeating my name over and over. "Oh, uh, sorry, I kind of got lost in my thoughts," I managed to escape my daze.

"Uh-huh. What were you thinking about?" She still had her face buried in my chest.

"You," I said with a smile.

"Oh," Sam said, smiling back. A few minutes later, she sat up and then got off the bed. I did the same.

"I wonder when Spencer came home last night," I said as we walked in the kitchen.

Sam shrugged.

Carly was in the kitchen making us some toast.

"Hey guys!" said Carly with a grin on her face.

"Sup'," said Sam.

"Just making breakfast for you lazy people," Carly giggled.

"Hey, I'm not lazy!" I added.

"Sam is and you're her boyfriend," Carly said with a smile.

"But that doesn't mean I-"

"I know," Carly laughed. "Don't worry about it."

I nodded and got two plates.

"Freddie, why do you have two plates?" Carly asked.

"One for me and one for Sam," I said nonchalantly.

"Oh, well, that's sweet." Carly smiled.

"Just being a good boyfriend," I said, smiling back.

I put a few pieces of toast on my plate and about eight on Sam's.

"Thanks, nub," Sam said, taking the plate out my hands and sitting down at the table.

"No problem," I said.

After we ate, everyone got dressed. Carly and Sam fixed up their hair while I looked for Spencer. I finally found him. He was looking through his closet.

"Whatcha doing, Spence?" I asked him.

"Just trying to find a raisin," he replied.

"Uh, Spencer, I don't think you're going to find it in there."

"Ha!" Spencer exclaimed as he held up a raisin.

"Well, I'm surprised," I said, walking back in my room, confused about how he could find a tiny raisin in a dark closet. And why…?

Sam was sitting on our bed when I walked in. I smiled and sat beside her.

"Hey, Princess Puckett," I said with a smile.

"Sup' Benson," said Sam.

"I think we should do something today. Remember on our way to the mall, we saw that little carnival?"

She nodded. "Yeah," Sam said as a smile took over her face.

"You wanna go with me tonight?" I asked with a smile as I put my arm around her waist.

"Sure," she said, smiling.

I leaned in and felt her hot breath on my face. Our lips almost met, until Carly ran in our room screaming.

"Sam! Freddie! Have you checked the iCarly website?" Carly yelled, holding up her laptop.

"No, why?" I asked in a worried tone.

"Read this!" Carly screamed, handing me the laptop. Sam leaned on me to see the screen. Carly sat on the other side of me.

"Look at the comments," said Carly, pointing at the screen.

carlyluvr453: OMG! y r sam and freddie dating? nooo! I'm not watching icarly anymore. carly will be lonely now. :(

creddielove123: Ew! Sam and Freddie? It should definitely be Carly and Freddie! They are so stupid to go out! They hate each other, but Freddie and Carly are in love. This is crap. Bye iCarly, don't expect me to ever watch again.

beachbabe3: Woooow. I wasn't expecting them to be going out. This kind of sucks… I mean, Freddie can do so much better than Sam. She's mean and aggressive, but Freddie is calm and sweet. How is that a good couple? I'm not watching iCarly if Sam and Freddie are together, sorry.

seddiesuperfan123: YEEEEEES! :D Thank you thank thank you, gosh this makes me so happy. I LOVE THIS! SEDDIE FOREVER! :D 3

Sam looked at me with sad eyes.

"Well, uh, at least one person is happy…" I said awkwardly.

"What are we going to do?" Sam asked in a worried voice.

"I don't know," I said, frowning.

"I have an idea," said Carly.

Sam and I looked at her. "What?" I asked.

"You two could secretly date. Just tell the iCarly viewers that you aren't dating, and then just sneak around everywhere else. iCarly is gonna be destroyed if you don't." I could see tears swell up in her eyes.

"No! I can't do that! We wouldn't get to go on dates in public. And what if someone found out? Then, iCarly would be done for good if people found out we were lying. And guys would think Sam is single. I don't want anybody messing with her."

"Freddie, iCarly is really important to me and I don't want it to end. Please!" Carly begged, letting the tears escape her eyes.

"Sam, what do you think?" I asked Sam.

"I think that sneaking around seems… hot," she said, grinning.

"Really?" I laughed. Carly smiled.

"Yup. It would be fun and cool."

"So you'll do it?" Carly asked.

I glanced at Sam. She didn't seem to have a problem with it, so why should I?

"Sure," I said uneasily. Carly's face lit up. She hugged Sam and I, and thanked us.

"I'll post about it, saying that we aren't dating and that it was just a rumor," I said, logging into the website.

"Alright," said Carly as she left our room.

I sat up on the bed with my back against the headboard. Sam sat beside me. She laid her head on my chest as I posted the announcement.

"We can make this work," she said, looking up at me.

I nodded. "Are we still going tonight?"

"As long as we can sneak around."

"But what about earlier? Like, when we went out in public holding hands and stuff? What about that girl we told that we were going out?"

"That's not many people. I mean, a few people just don't matter enough. We got the message out and we're just gonna stick to it."

"Alright." I sighed and put one arm around her waist.

"Wanna go for a walk on the beach?" Sam asked.

"But we have to sneak around," I said with a sigh.

"Friends can walk on the beach. And if you want to make it seem more believable, we can let Carly, that guy she met last night, and Spencer come with us."

"Sure," I said, getting up to go ask them.

"Hey, Freddie," Sam said, grabbing my arm before I got up.

"Yeah?" I asked, getting back on the bed with her.

"Thanks for doing this," Sam said, and then leaned in, giving me a kiss.

Shoutout to AgoraXLocoXPhobic for giving me the idea of Sam and Freddie sneaking around to date. Also, I want to give a shoutout to Geekquality for giving me the idea of the carnival. Thank you to all the others, such as seddieSUPERFAN101, for giving me more ideas. You're all the best!

Thanks to everyone for reading this story. I really appreciate it. This story has more reviews than any of my others, which really makes me happy, so thank you. Please continue reading and reviewing! (:

About the online comments, I know some of you are thinking that there would be a lot of happy fans too. However, they were just looking at a few and I bet it wouldn't be like that if it really happened, but this is a story, and I did it like that so it would go with the idea. If that did really happen, I'd be like the Seddie fan's comment. :D