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Neru's POV

So it's been about a month since shota boy arrived. And with shota boy, I think you can figure out that I'm referring to my stupid stepbrother Len. The kid just urks me. But in all honesty, I have my reasons on why I'm being so harsh on him. Sure he can be dumber than an inanimate object and annoying, but overall he's a pretty cool guy. I just feel different about this situation. It's not everyday you get suddenly told you're gonna have a stepbrother and figure to call 'dad.' I'm used to being the only child and having new people in my mom's life worries me. I now have to share my spotlight with Len and Leon. I'm no longer the center of attention to my mom. Now I feel a small regret for all the times I blew off our mother and daughter dates. Cause now it's going to be hard to bring that back. It's just going to take some time to get used to y'know?

At least I still have Rin by my side. I mean her and I are closer than a road roller smashing the pavement. Okay, that was a really bad comparison but I think you get the jist.

Although I still wonder. The very first day Rin met Len, it seemed as if they knew each other already. It caused me to grow suspicious. The whole time I stayed quiet when we walked to school, observing them. You could tell they had the hots for each other. They both shyly stared at one another every time they had the chance. Not to mention the faint blush on their cheeks that spelled love. I was suffering from this romantic aura while these lovebirds acted to innocent. Especially Rin! Usually she's worse than me but here she is falling almost head over heels for Len. And there weren't any roadrollerse or oranges in sight! The both of them - Hold on, new text message.

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Where was I? Oh yeah. Anyway, the both of them are so oblivious it's ridiculous. And that whole incident flower thing that Len pulled off in front of school with Rin just proves my theories correct. You can hand them to each other on a silver platter and they still would deny their undying love for each other. I mean what the hell is this? A freaking 'he likes her and she likes him but they both don't know' anime? I tell you. It's almost as worse as Twilight. And I thought that was bad. No, this isn't a cheesy 2D animation show or monster love triangle, it's reality.

And don't think I'm ranting out of jealousy, cause I'm not. I admit, Len's cute and sorta hot, but no. You know how awkward that would be for us and the parents? It would be the definition of awkward. Plus, he's not my type. I got my eyes on another guy. Here's a hint… He likes, no loves bread. And he wears glasses. But hey, I think I have a new fetish with guys and glasses. Hot nerd is hot. Wait, I have an incoming call from Rin.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Neru. Let's go to the mall. I'm bored."

"Sure." I smirked deviously to myself. Time to tease little oh Rinny. "Want me to bring Len?"

There was a short hesitant pause.

Hah. I knew it.

"I-if you want."

"I'll take that as a yes. Shota and I will be there in a few." I said before hanging up.

I ran up the stairs and into my room while yelling at Len.

"Llllllleeeeeeeennnnn! Get ready! We're going to the mall!"

I could hear him groan as I threw on a golden yellow shirt and black jeans.

"Quit complaining, your girlfriend is gonna be there." I teased, running down the steps and to the front door.

A loud thump.

"Who?" he asked confused.

I face palmed. I told you he had the brain of a stinking peanut.

"Don't act stupid with me. It's Rin! Now get down here or I will go up there and push you down the stairs." I shouted. A little throbbing vein was starting to form on my forehead.

Len stumbled down as fast as he could, almost tripping in the process.

"She's not my girlfriend!" Len fumed.

"Do I hear a yet in that sentence?"

He glared at me, "No!"

I snickered, heading out the door. "Whatever you say, Len-Len."

He sighed in exasperation, muttering something that had to do with my name and 'tsundere.' I couldn't help the small smirk that tugged at my lips. He's lucky I'm letting him off easy or I would harm his…. Baby maker, if you know what I mean.

Having him as a brother isn't so bad at the moment. Especially seeing those priceless scared-out-of-his-mind-don't-hurt-me-shota faces.

Oh, Len. You're so gullible~

Author's Note - Ohemgee… Neru's POV o: You got to see her soft side [ kinda ] And wtf NeruxTed? LOLWUT…. Yes I know I haven't updated in like a month. I know sorry won't cut it D: So I practically forced myself to get this on FFN. I also know that this chapter is short. But that's cause I'm running out of inspiration ;~; But that should be revised in the coming weeks maybe. Any suggestions for this very slow moving story? Message, review, or both lol. I need a companion to chat with on here ouo