Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, Kishimoto does.

Once, after losing a bet, Gai made him dress up in one of his ridiculous suits; Kakashi only did it under protest, and only while they were alone – now, he is haunted by the memory of the way the smooth fabric clung to every inch of his skin, the inexplicable thrill of feeling completely exposed to Gai's appreciative gaze; he yearns to put it on again, but he won't – having a thing for erotic literature is one thing, a freaking spandex fetish, however, is quite another…