Hi! I've pretty much given up on Back from Home, but this is just a thought that came to me. And yes, a multi-chapter story! It's been so long since I had one…

Plenty of Kurt to Go Around

It was a "normal" Monday night. If you would say getting slushied two times, getting tossed into a dumpster, and checked into a locker all in one is day normal. So, as you can see, Kurt definitely wanted to go home, FAST.

"I cannot believe they slushied me twice! 'Cedes, is it okay if we do a rain check on that shopping trip? I kind of want to go home and lie down with a nice video of Project Runway."

"Course. You had a rough day. How about Saturday?" Mercedes asked.

"Sure. I'll text you."

They said their goodbyes and quickly ran off their separate ways. It was when Puck was sexting Santana that he realized how much he wanted someone to want him. Don't get him wrong, he loves Blaine, but he wanted someone to love him. Plus, it would be nice if they reciprocated his feelings.

Kurt had just gotten out of his car when he was greeted by the sight of a bird. Landing. On. His. Hair. Kurt quickly shooed it off, but he still saw the imprint that the bird made.

"Cru-" he was interrupted by the vibration of his phone.

U look so sexy.

Kurt was confused until he saw it was from Puck. Then, he was really confused.

What? Have you lost your mind?

Two seconds later Puck replied,

Sorry Hummel, ment for Santana 2 see it.

Suddenly, Kurt was really angry and roughly stuffed his phone back in his jeans. He stomped into the house, barely paying attention as Burt asked how school was. To make matters worse, Finn was playing video games in Kurt's room and wouldn't go away until Kurt got into his bitch mode.

Kurt sighed. The rest of the day was still suckish. His dad almost got to the phone before him, but he was lucky it wasn't a hate call. The sad thing is, he realized it was Monday and this would go on for the rest of the week.

Finally, it was the end of the day. He was looking forward to his nightly ritual of skin care. But as he sprayed his face, he thought he saw a little light. But by then it was gone. He continued, but when he put the moisturizer on soon after, it appeared again. He passed it off as a fuzz by his eye and quickly finished.

So, he went to sleep, not noticing the white light get bigger and whisper a spell into his ear.

Kurt's first clue that something was wrong was when Finn was taking forever to get out of the house. He was actually considering dragging him to school that day.

Kurt climbed up the stairs to Finn's room to find that he was still lying in bed. His eye twitched in anger and annoyance.

"Finn! We're going to be late for school! We have glee today, so good luck explaining to Mr. Schue your absence."

Finn groaned.

"Finn?"

This time he rolled on his side, still covered with the sheets. Kurt felt his forehead.

"Finn! You're burning up!"

"I couldn't sleep last night and I think I stayed in the shower too long." Finn replied.

"Okay." Kurt said.

Kurt left Finn with some soda crackers, diet pepsi, and his cell number if he needed it.

Now when he got to school, then he thought he was in an alternate universe.

First, Kurt hadn't been shoved towards lockers for about half of the day now. Second, Puck hadn't shown up for dumpster tosses, no one did. It was like all of the bullies forgot about him.

Then, glee club came and things got really weird. Like SUPER weird.

It was awkward and silent. Mr. Schue and Rachel were the only ones talking throughout the entire rehearsal, including when she bickered about her boyfriend catching a cold.

At the end of glee, everyone went their separate ways. Kurt walked as he swayed his hips like normal and was surprised when he heard a slap.

Quinn seemed to slap Sam while Santana glared at Puck.

"You gay cheater!" Quinn yelled.

Kurt was surprised at this outburst.

"That goes for you too Puckerman." Santana said.

Suddenly, all the guys, including Puck of all people, blushed and turned away.

Kurt didn't want to hear the rest, but over all the yelling and accusing of a certain sexual nature, he heard Quinn yell a particularly accusing insult.

"Apparently, Kurt's ass is so good, you don't need me! Good luck with being bi with dyed hair!" And so, she stormed off.

Kurt wanted to think that day had never happened. It was just too confusing. Then, he heard a thump.

"Who's there?" he yelled, actually it came out like a squeak. He slowly glided over to where the noise came from, which happened to be the bathroom.

"Tch. Owowowowowow. Why is his floor so hard?" the voice said.

I pulled open the door to find… Rachel?

"Rachel? What are you doing here?" Kurt asked.

"I know I may be annoying at times, but I need to tell you something."

"What?" Kurt asked.

"I bet you noticed how everyone is acting weird now, right?" Rachel asked.

Kurt nodded.

"Well, it turns out that I was the one that caused all of this."

Kurt's eyes widened.

"Rachel, what exactly did you do to my life?" Kurt asked.

"I sort of…" she mumbled the rest incoherently.

"Spit it out Rachel!" Kurt yelled.

"I MADE ALL OF THE GUYS LIKE YOU! At least in glee club…" she yelled.

Kurt was stunned and shocked and his heart was beating fast.

"Why?" he almost whispered.

"Because I felt bad. You were lonely in the duet competition and I was the first to notice, but I only noticed at the very end. And then it must have been hard on you. Having to go through being rejected by straight guys two times in a row. It must hurt and that Blaine guy you always talk about seems to be getting you nowhere even though he's gay himself."

"Rachel, I'm fine."

"No, you're not. You think I don't notice when you tear up a little when you see Finn and I? Or when you glow when you get a text from Blaine and then your posture slumps when you realize he thinks of it as a friendly meeting? I know the hurt and longing you feel. I went through it with Finn. I didn't know who you like though. But then, I got the chance to redeem myself when Quinn came to me with Finn. It turns out there's some sort of guardian power. It grants someone a wish. You can only get rid of it when you pass it on to someone else. Therefore, after the spell breaks, which is when you find someone who really makes you happy, my power is gone and you have to pass it on yourself. I added something special too."

"What?" Kurt asked.

"You have to make-out with all of the glee guys before it breaks."

Kurt was silent in shock of Rachel's speech of kindness and for once her long monologue wasn't annoying, but touching.

"Kurt, I'd be happy to give you Finn for a little while to make-out with him or forever if you choose him." Rachel said.

Kurt was crying on the floor now, hugging Rachel.

"Thank you Rachel, thank you." he says.

"I have to go. I'll be in touch if something goes wrong or if you need to talk to someone. I can teleport and time travel, it's required to be able to talk to your 'client' and fix any mistakes made." Rachel said.

"Bye Rachel."

"Bye Kurt." she said as she teleported.

Kurt was still crying and he was in shock. But, he had to get used to the fact that the glee guys liked him in that special way. And his eyes widened when he saw the text that Rachel sent:

Blaine's affected too.

Just wanted to show off Rachel's compassionate side! And there will be Blaine to come! I just wanted to see how this came out! It's like a spontaneous crackish fic.

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