[I know, I know. It's been a while! This is my first weekend to myself though! So I thought there are many stories in major need of an update! Within the next day or two, every story I've uploaded will be updated, PLUS! I'll be uploading two new fics, the first will be an Axel/Roxas one –against my will as this is not my favourite pairing...or even one I read so let's see how it turns out- set in the same universe as this one as a request to my lovely friend/Axel stalker Hitomi. The second will be a brand new Sephiroth/Cloud fic! Since Belonging has been so popular, I've written a completely new fic set in Cloud's cadet years, it's my little way of saying sorry...with lots and lots of Yaoi sex. Wouldn't be an apology without a strong dose of lemon, now would it?]

Saïx remained on his knees, staring down at his soiled front, an empty expression painted on his features. "You got a little something on your coat..." Xigbar's unwanted voice broke through the silence followed by a far to hearty for comfort chuckle. The Freeshooter let out a low groan as he walked into Saïx's viewpoint, crouching down to match his eye level. "Wanna talk 'bout it, champ?" Xigbar enunciated patronizingly, punching the diviner's shoulder gently, being careful to avoid the sticky mess covering his front.

"No." Saïx replied stoically, his hands balling into fists beneath him, Xigbar let out another laugh, "Second in Commands a bitch, ain't it?" After a fair amount of timed passed without a reaction from Saïx, Xigbar continued on. "Lucky for me you came along. Boss man had the hots for you straight away...and I was more than willing to step down from being his right hand. Didn't like the special duties that came with it." Saïx's head snapped up slightly to lock eyes with the bright yellow ones, staring directly at him.

"Special duties?" his eyes were wide with ferocity, "is that what you call this?" he grabbed the front of his own semen covered coat and held it up uncomfortably close to Xigbar's face. The dark haired man automatically stood up, backing away with his hands out in front of him, "Whoa whoa whoa! Don't go sticking that anywhere near me! Here I am trying to have a heart to heart with you." The standing man grinned widely down at the blue haired man, still clutching the sticky front of his own coat with a gloved hand.

Saïx stood slowly, locking a glare onto the other man, "Can you not stop acting like an immature ass for one moment? One would think you would actually understand exactly what it is I am going through, seeing as you have been in exactly the same position as I am." Xigbar choked down a laugh, "True...I have been in the same position as you...but don't worry, he likes to mix it up, there should be many more positions."

The Luna Diviner felt the overwhelming desire to smack him over the head for speaking so inappropriately, before an idea dawned on him. "Yes. Hilarious." He stated dryly, "so tell me...was there anything you were able to do...you know to deter him?" Xigbar rubbed his chin in a mock-beard stroke. "The all mighty superior doesn't like his schedule being thrown off. Don't go at an arranged time, go earlier. Throw him off, try seducing him, not only will he be unable to take you up on the offer, but then you can say you thought it awkward to go back...you know turn it back on him or something?"

Saïx thought it over for a moment, it was rather intricate manipulation, especially for Xigbar, though he wasn't sure such deception would work on Xemnas, he knew the worst possible outcome was failure...which would only leave him with the same looming problem of eight o'clock. He had to atleast try this plan, it was better than waiting helplessly. He raised his sleeve to see that it was already 9.40 in the morning, Xemnas would be reviewing all of the reports Saïx had submitted to him the previous day.

He groaned...it was unfortunately the perfect time to make an advance, the superior would be all but buried in paperwork. "Thank you for your assistance, number II." The diviner smirked with amusement at the man, "Before I forget..." he began as he unzipped his rather messy coat, "get this cleaned for me would you?" Saïx began walking as he threw his coat haphazardly at Xigbar.

He heard an abrupt, disgusted cry as he continued walking, but decided not to look back, knowing he had successfully wiped the smile off of the Freeshooters face. Despite the bitter taste of the superiors seed in his mouth, and the unclean feeling that crawled all over him, despite shedding his coat...he stalked towards Xemnas' office. Once he reached the door, he tugged the zipper down on his black shirt, exposing a slight amount of his pale, sculpted chest.

Saïx knocked three times, taking a deep breath, trying to keep himself calm, something he had never had to do in his entire life. This was so un-planned. So unlike him. His mind was racing, he was atleast thankful he had no heart at this point, that would only make the tension and crippling fear far more apparent. "Sir?" he uttered as he boldly opened the door, The Diviners eyes darting around the room, seeing it was empty. The superior must have decided to review the paperwork in his own quarters as to not be bothered by any of the meddlesome subordinates. Including himself.

They would be painfully alone in number one's quarters, but at the same time if he wished to be left alone, he must have an extremely busy workload. The perfect time to attempt throwing him off. It wasn't the most thought out plan, but it was the only one he had. The Luna Diviner made his way reluctantly to the Silver haired demon, laying in wait...just the thought sent electricity tingling over his skin.

[Now I know I said something about Yaoi sex...and lemon...turns out this chapter was just a halfway chapter, to get us to...well you know...do I even have to say it at this point? Anyway Kyle is just to damn lazy to go up there and edit out the yaoi sex lemon bit...I mean look! It's all the way at the top!

Spoiler: The next chapter has a whole lot of sex. And because of how tempting it is to see all of you reviewing my lemons, I won't be waiting so long to update, in fact. It should be up in the next few days. I'm an impatient man.]