The Text's Of Holmes and Watson.
Conversation commencing -18:49 12th Dec 2010
John, we need milk.-SH
Don't be lazy. I'm at Sarah's; you'll have to get it yourself.-JW
I can wait.-SH
Fine ill be home at 9. I will get some from the shop.-JW
Thank You -SH
Conversation commencing – 21:32 12th Dec 2010
JOHN! Where are you?-SH
Sorry lost track of time, leaving now.-JW
How do you loose track of time with her? She is so boring.-SH
Don't be mean. Sarah's fine, i like her.-JW
Whatever. Hurry.-SH
Conversation commencing 12:36 13th Dec 2010
What was up with you last night?-SH
If you must know Sarah and I had an argument.-JW
about?-SH
You.-JW
? Come downstairs.-SH
Conversation commencing 14:22 13th Dec 2010
Tell Sarah i said hey.-SH
Sherlock! Be fair we do spend unnatural amounts of time together.-JW
Not unnatural John. We live AND work together. Sarah clearly has trust issues. Suggest her to your psychiatrist?-SH
Leave her alone. I'm turning off my phone now.-JW
No your not.-SH
Arggh. Text if and ONLY if there is a case.-JW
Conversation commencing 20:56 13th Dec 2010
On my way home.-JW
Thought you were staying there?-SH
Change of plans.-JW
It was another argument wasn't it?-SH
YES! YES IT WAS SHERLOCK! And i bet you could deduce what it was about.-JW
I am deeply sorry your girlfriend has trust issues John.-SH
I'll be home in five minutes. Put the kettle on.-JW
Please?-JW
Done. I am not completely lazy.-SH
Conversation commencing 07:39 14th Dec 2010
Well last night was interesting. You must remind me to buy more rum. I like Irish coffee.-SH
Hmm what actually happened? And yes they do cure all heartache.-JW
Awh Sarah caused you 'heartache'? And I do not know. I was rather hoping you could fill me in.-SH
I think you're still a little bit drunk and someone must know what the hell caused me to wake up lying in the bath.-JW
That reminds me. Come downstairs.-SH
Oh but the bath is so comfortable!-JW
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit John!-SH
Conversation commencing 10:02 14th Dec 2010
Where did you go? Mrs Hudson was worried when you just stormed out. She was still talking you know.-SH
I need to think about what happened and then i need to tell Sarah.-JW
It wasn't that bad. A drunken mistake. No need to ruin your relationship.-SH
I feel bad. As i admitted to last night there are deeper feelings that lie behind our actions last night. It's not fair to lead her on.-JW
Well im glad you will be single ;)-SH
Sherlock don't.-JW
What? I'm flirting.-SH
No you're not, you are being mean and manipulative...why do i love you?-JW
WAIT! I didn't ...I don't... oh what's the use in denying it.–JW
Dump the girl and come home. Quickly.-SH