Kelso here. This is my fanfiction story. Reviews are welcome, but please be nice.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto in any, way, shape or form. Masashi Kishimoto does.

One Month Offer

* Characters thinking*

Sakura somehow knew that she was in uncharted territory. Waking up on a cold stone floor and with a bump on the head the size of China did not put Sakura in the best of moods. For one, no one in their right mind would EVER tie up Kohona's cherry blossom. Naruto figured that out by spending two weeks in Kohona Hospital. To make matters worse, she was tied up with chakra infused chains. So whoever captured her, knows that she is a kunoichi. Secondly, everything single detail was pitch black. Then again, it would be, since her eyes were covered by a blind- fold. In times like this Sakura's mentor, Tsunade always encouraged her to get her ducks in a row. Maybe she did not put so elegantly, but the lesson is still there. What Sakura knew about her situation was: One, nobody was trying to hurt her, yet. Two, she was tied-up and blind-folded. So someone knew she was a powerhouse. Three, it smelled. It didn't smell bad, it just smelled musty. Like nothing here saw the sun very often. It smelled of earth, that particular distinct odor of dirt. Then Sakura had a thought; it's not that she wasn't thinking before. It was the bump on the head that made it a wee bit distracting. She keenly noticed that something in this room was made up of the ground. Which probably meant, she was underground somewhere.

"Fantastic. Is shackled, blind folded, and underground," grumbled Sakura clearly not happy with situation. "How can it get any worse?"

"I'm pleased to see you awake. I am truly sorry for the injury that I caused. If I had realized that you were so depleted on chakra, I would have found another way of detaining you"

"I just had to ask didn't I" Thought Sakura.

"Well, since you're not talking dearest Sakura; maybe I should introduce myself. I am everything and everyone that you want me to be, and I have one request of you. If you should hear me out, I can guarantee that it will be worth your while."

"Let's see, what other choice do I have?" demanded Sakura. "When in doubt, use sarcasm." "I'm tied-up, blind fold and underground, I don't think I'll be going anywhere anytime soon. Unless you plan on letting me go sometime soon?" chirped Sakura. "It would make it easier on both of us. You could just run away, and I'll give a ten second head start before I track you down. I promise not to kill you right away," said Sakura sweetly. "Probably shouldn't have used a death threat, I never think these things through before I say them."

"My dear Sakura, death threats will get you nowhere. Tsk Tsk. Would you like to hear what I have to say Sakura, or should I just kill you and let that be the end of it?" he snapped.

"Fine, what's the offer then? I'm tired, and you're probably tired. Hell if I know, but if your offer is my way to freedom, then spit it out," Sakura made the last three words as vicious as she could make them. Then again, her natural hair color being bubblegum pink; her threat didn't mean much to most men. It fact, if her capturer was male, then he would no doubt find that funny. Many men found hilarious, until she punched their lights out. Then they weren't laughing anymore.

"My, my, testy are we?" If she wanted to be nasty, he could play her game.

"Look, whoever you are, can you just get to the point. NOW!" yelled Sakura. Oh, she was so sick of this person roundabout answer for everything. Inside, she was just imaging punching this person to the moon and back. In the back of Sakura's mind, there was an itch of curiosity. "But we all know how the saying goes: curiosity can get you killed.

"My one month offer is: Provide me an heir"

~ Thanks for reading. I want to say sorry that's its soo short. To be honest, it looked longer in Microsoft *laughs*. Like I said before. Reviews are welcome.