I just want to warn anyone reading this that this is a Dragon Ball Z story, and I have never written one before or watched the actual series.

This story is a birthday present for one of my best friends.

If you're reading this Spiritbreaker, Happy Birthday, see you in school. (^_^)

I don't own Dragon Ball Z, just the plot of this story.

Anyway...

"Talking" Thoughts

On with the Story...

Title: Are You Serious?

*Bulma's POV, Brief Mansion*

I wish Vegeta's rivalry with Goku wasn't as strong, that he would leave when my parents were visiting just to battle him.

For some reason he's been putting me as the last thing on his list for a while.

What happened to us?

We've been reborn many times, and have one child, but why is he avoiding me?

And why did he take Trunks with him?

I wish I only knew...

*Vegeta's POV, Clearing a few miles away from Brief Mansion*

I know I shouldn't have left when her parents were visiting.

They'll think even less of me, but if my plan succeeds, then they won't doubt the fact that I love Bulma.

I began to laugh evilly, which shocked Goku, Chi-Chi, and Gohan who were helping me with my master plan.

Trunks and Goten who were practice fighting with each other, looked up at me like I was crazy.

Then again, I am partially crazy; I blame being stuck on earth for too long.

Trunks cleared his throat, "Dad, I know you love Mom, but what is the purpose of this crazy, never going to work, plan?"

I smirked, "I know you know that, but I need to prove it to her fully."

Trunks sighed, "Then why don't you stop ignoring her. She seemed sad when we left."

I waved my hand at him, silencing him, and then turned back to my complicated plans.

Why did I ask Gohan to write these down again?

He makes the simplest stuff seem complicated the way he writes it.

Chi-Chi's ruined the brawn of the kid by expanding his brain.

*Chi-Chi's POV, Clearing*

Goku and Gohan have officially given up on trying to convince Vegeta out of his crazy plan.

Personally I think it is cute.

Seriously why can't a man give his wife flowers?

Most women like flowers, I know Gohan agrees, but he won't admit it.

But first I need to snap him out of his crazy mode.

I took out a frying pan and quietly made my way to Vegeta, then whacked him on the head.

He fell down to the ground, with a huge lump on his head.

I stood menacingly over him and said, "You will go ahead with your plan or else."

Vegeta nodded weakly and I knew my work was done.

*Bulma's POV, Briefs Mansion*

Maybe he doesn't love me anymore.

I was snapped out of my thoughts when I heard a door slam.

When I looked up and saw Vegeta standing there, one hand behind his back.

I glared at him, "Do you know how mad my parents are at you?"

Vegeta sweat-dropped, "I'm sorry?"

I smacked him on the head, "Sorry doesn't cut it."

Vegeta looked thoughtful for a second before saying, "I got you a present."

I raised an eyebrow, but smiled when he gave me a bouquet of flowers.

I examined each flower to see they were all very rare and wonderful smelling types, "Vegeta! These are beautiful. I forgive you."

Vegeta smiled, well as close as he could come.

Vegeta and I leaned in for a kiss, but were rudely interrupted when we heard Trunks yell, "Are you serious? Dad's plan worked!"

Vegeta turned toward Trunks, glaring menacingly, "Trunks. We need to talk."

Yup, everything is back to normal.

Sorry if anyone reading this thought it sucked.

I never watched Dragon Ball Z, and this story was meant as a present for my best friend.

Happy Birthday, Spirtbreaker. (^_^)