Characters: Hiyori, Shinji, Aizen (cameo)
Summary: They make no apologies.
Pairings: arguably Shinji x Hiyori
Warnings/Spoilers: Spoilers for Turn Back the Pendulum arc
Timeline: Turn Back the Pendulum arc
Author's Note: Oh, what the hell. I just wrote this for the sake of writing it, and having something to further illustrate just how crazy Shinji and Hiyori are.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.
So they don't have much in the way of discretion or volume control. So they let others hear their arguments. So their arguments are so loud that someone clear across from the Fifth Division to the Tenth can hear them (Not that it makes much difference, since for the most part they're almost never clearly understood; the two participants in the arguments are typically trying to shout over each other).
Neither Shinji nor Hiyori are going to pretend to be apologetic for any of this. There's too much pride in them both and both take far too much perverse pleasure in making the other mad to the point of hyperventilation.
It's too much fun for them both.
Today, unfortunately for Shinji, is just one of those days for Hiyori. Today, Hiyori is piqued, no, she's infuriated, without really knowing why—not that Hiyori ever needs a reason. Maybe it's the upset of yesterday's sparring session, maybe Shinji went and said something he shouldn't have, or maybe Hiyori's just insane, but today, if Hiyori has her way, Hirako Shinji is going down.
.
The trap is set; Hiyori, from her perch hidden among the leafy branches of a tree, sees that head of ridiculously long blond hair long before she actually sees Shinji's face. She smirks nastily as he gets closer and closer with each step, his lieutenant close behind; the sycophantic idiot behind Shinji's gonna get it too, but at a later date.
He's getting closer, and walking far too slowly for Hiyori's liking.
Come on, you louse, come on… Get under the tree so I can dive-bomb you.
The seconds tick by slowly, very slowly.
Then, finally, Shinji gets within range.
And Hiyori pounces.
.
What happens next is short, and goes by in a blur.
Shinji walks directly under the tree. Hiyori hurls herself from her perch in said tree. Hiyori dive-bombs Shinji. Shinji's lieutenant just barely ducks out of the way in time as the two roll around on the ground.
Finally, Shinji manages to pry Hiyori off of him, spitting blood out of his mouth. "What the Hell, Hiyori!"
Lying on the grass, Hiyori lets loose with a throaty chuckle.
"Have you lost your mind?"
It might be considered indiscreet, but Hiyori loves siphoning off aggression this way. It's not like she's ever had a reputation of any quality to start with.
Aizen, staring at them, genuinely bewildered for one of the only times in his life, can only wonder if this is some sort of sick display of affection, and resolves to spend more time researching the subject.