This has dragon/human yaoi in it, and I'm sorry for those of you who don't like that. But I lost a bet and had to write this, so damn my luck. In any case, maybe I'll enjoy writing it. Who knows? I hope that you can enjoy.

TOOTHLESS, HEARTLESS

BY THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

Hey amigos . . .
Adelante amigos . . .
Vamos vamos mi amor
Me gusta mucho tu sabor

Hey friends . . .
Go ahead friends . . .
Come on, come on, my love
I really like your flavor

-Te Quiero Puta! By Rammstein

PROLOGUE: THE WRONG END

Toothless whimpered and whined like a dog wanting to be let in. In some ways, he supposed he was. What was wrong in there? He heard clattering and Astrid and Hiccup calling each others names and yelling or screaming or something. He kept nudging the door and whining. Under normal circumstances, he would've burst in there, but Hiccup had told him there may be noise and not to come in. But he was worried… so worried for the teenager that he had eaten through his leash (Hiccup's father had insisted on that), and was trying to get in.

He kept reminding himself that he should not burst in. But he had to get in somehow. He kept nudging the door. He placed his paws around the knob and tried to turn it, but his scales just slipped over the smooth wooden knob. He decided to check in the back entrance. The front door was open slightly so he was able to get out without causing any noise. Of course, Hiccup and Astrid were the only ones in the house. Hiccup's father had left to stand guard that night because a few dragons had been going rogue lately.

He inched behind the house and pushed his body up against the back door. It did not budge. Of course he could blast it away, but then, no bursting in. He had a small feeling that meant; no coming in, but he thought that this was a good enough loophole. Hiccup would just have to understand that, considering the Night Fury could not communicate with his friend.

No, the back door was not the way in. He turned; his head hung in defeat and suddenly saw the window. It was cracked slightly to let in a cool night's breeze. He perked up and bounded over to it, nudging it all the way open. The window was not very big, but he could squeeze through if he sucked in his ribs. He squeezed himself in and landed quietly on the floor, as graceful as night, for which he was named. In the moonlight, he saw nothing in the room. He crept around, looking behind the bed. Nothing. He checked behind the other objects that were littered about the room and found nothing still. And then suddenly, he saw a familiar hand hanging from under the bed sheets. He bounded over and looked over the wooden side, his head peering just over the edge. His green eyes widened and his ears fell. They fell in surprise, for some reason, maybe because that surprise suddenly turned to realization and many other feelings, one being sadness.

Hiccup and Astrid were curled together in sweaty blankets and a strong, musky odor was emanating from the bed that caused Toothless' lips to curl back and his nose slits to tighten shut. He saw that both were naked and seemed quite alright with it. He had a feeling what had happened here, and suddenly, emotions that he had never felt began to attack his stomach. Well, he had felt most of them, but the way they boiled like a raging sea was alien to him. But he could recognize a few. Misunderstanding.

He knew that humans had this kind of emotion but how could Hiccup do this? Since when was Astrid a good pair? She had been so mean to him before, and then she sleeps with him, and it's alright? He felt angry as well. She was such a slut. A bitch… His claws flexed. And then there was sadness. This meant that Astrid would probably get pregnant. Then there would be a baby. And then… no more play time, or eating lunch, or napping with Hiccup. His lip quivered and two emotions exploded from that one.

Sadness and jealousy. He could understand the sadness. He loved to mess around with Hiccup and romp as they often did. They had so much fun. He felt really great playing and there was no one else like Hiccup that he could play with the way he did. For example, flying. Or hide and seek. Or many other games. Of course they were childish, but the two had grown so much since their first meeting, that they needed time to react with each other as if they were younger.

But he did not understand the jealousy. He had known that one day Hiccup would find a mate. So why did it feel so… so messed up when he had one? It was none of Toothless' business, of course. He knew that… but somehow… he almost wished he were the one curled up with Hiccup. After this thought came into his mind, he was suddenly flooded with many other emotions.

Was he insane? Was this some kind of a sick joke? What was he thinking? The circle of life did not alter its course. So why did that feeling come to him? He quickly pulled himself back out the window, taking flight, not knowing where he was going, or if he was coming back.

In any case, there it is. Yeah, it sucked didn't it? But I had to write it to establish what is coming. But please review.