Damn it, took too long to update. I know. This chapter's a bit larger. WARNING: Not yet edited. I apologize.

TOOTHLESS, HEARTLESS

BY THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

No no no no tu corazón
Mucho mucho tu limón
Dame de tu fruta
Vamos mi amor . . .

Not not not not your heart
Really really like your lemon
Give me your fruit
Come on, my love . . .

-Te Quiero Puta! By Rammstein

CHAPTER ONE: A HICCUP IN NATURE

Mann gegen Mann
Meine Haut gehört den Herren
Mann gegen Mann
Gleich und Gleich gesellt sich gern

(Man against man
My skin belongs to the gentlemen
Man against man
Birds of a feather flock together)

-Mann Gegan Mann by Rammstein

Hiccup was hammering on a spear when his father arrived and burst through the door as usual. But there was a bit of anxiety in the slamming sound that resounded, Hiccup could tell what emotion was mingled in the slam. He looked up and his father stood stroking his beard thoughtfully.

"Son, another dragon went rogue and killed some others last night…" He said.

Hiccup stopped hammering and looked up at his father without any distraction.

"I think… maybe the other dragons are not as… friendly as Toothless…"

"Dad they-…"

"Let me finish," He said holding up a hand. "I think… we should drive away the elder dragons. They have been the ones going rogue. It's for the safety of everyone."

"It's not fair to them!" Hiccup cried.

"The elders are hurting the younger too." His father said.

Hiccup opened his mouth to protest further, but his father held up his hand again and turned his head, backing back out of the door.

"No more," He said. "The decision is made."

Hiccup was about to protest further, but his father slammed the door and he was alone. He sighed heavily and sat down on the bench, his head in his hands.

Toothless studied his human counterpart as he looked through the window, still deciding weather this was a good idea. He had reviewed everything he had done in the past, and Hiccup had brushed off everything that could even be considered a mating call, even though they weren't even real. He knew he couldn't do whatever it was that the humans did when they touched their lips together. He had too big a mouth and too big a tongue.

And that led him to the one thing he could think of. He could feel butterflies in his stomach as he turned over on his back, and rolled his upper half up. His long tongue extended and moved slowly across the area between his legs. The skin quivered and he quickly repeated the step, his warm tongue causing blood to rush to his lower half. After a few more licks, his cover moved away and he was ready. It was hard work, climbing in through the window, and he fell to the floor with a bump.

As he got up and shook himself, Hiccup stared at him. He got up, and Toothless quickly hid his underside.

"Hey Tooth," He said. "What're you doing here?"

Toothless gave a weak smile and then jumped on top of Hiccup. Hiccup struggled under his friend, trying to push him away without his normal, playful manner.

"Sorry, Tooth. I'm not in the mood." He grunted under the weight.

He felt Toothless breathe in heavily and then hopped off of him, Hiccup's spine popping loudly with the heave. He cried out in pain and laid there for a minute, moaning, before sitting up and rubbing his back.

"Damn Tooth, I think you threw out my back." He groaned.

Toothless could feel his plan falling into place. He quickly positioned himself behind the boy and patted his shoulder with his right forepaw. Hiccup understood this as an invitation to a back rub and he nodded with a smile.

"Thanks buddy." He said.

Toothless gave a gummy smile and then began massaging Hiccup's back slowly, slipping his shirt down around his shoulders. He began with the shoulders, massaging them lightly, and once Hiccup began to relax back into his paws, he began using an old dragon tactic of rubbing his claws along the smooth skin very lightly and gently, leaving long streaks, but not actual cuts.

Hiccup bolted upright at the feeling. It sent shivers down his spine, and as Toothless began applying it to his lower back and neck, he began to feel aroused somehow. He thought perhaps the dragon was only trying to help, and so he didn't feel anything less than discomfort.

"Hey, Tooth…" He stammered. "T-That's good."

Toothless mistook this to mean that he liked it instead of wishing it to stop. He slipped the very tip of his claw into the brim of Hiccup's pants, so slowly that it took the boy several seconds to figure out that the claws were slipping down. He opened his mouth again but his voice caught in his throat as the dragon rubbed his skin tenderly, the claw tips were almost like finger tips running around his waist and lowering.

"Toothless, what are you doing?" He shivered.

Toothless' heart was racing at that moment and if Hiccup was denying the obvious fact that the dragon was trying to turn him on, then maybe he didn't like it.

Toothless whimpered and backed away a little bit, his eyes burning as he tried to restrain his tear ducts. Hiccup… why? Don't you understand what I'm saying? But it was horribly obvious and Toothless could only nuzzle Hiccup once before rushing out and taking to the sky. He heard Hiccup call once… He didn't look back. His tears came out in streams behind him and he began thinking about how this would end up. Could it happen like his tail? Hiccup had invented a metal plate that was light and aerodynamic and was attached to his bones. It had been very painful and he almost regretted it, but Hiccup had given him to choice and he had taken it because he wanted to fly on his own and he trusted his rider

He had to rub lotion on it to keep it from rusting and the chemical helped to keep aches from tying up his muscles, which would prevent him from being able to fly. But at this point nothing mattered much, not his ability to fly, not his life, only Hiccup. He was caught up in this, and so he didn't mind the dragon that was trailing closer and closer to him.