A/N: It's been two weeks, I owe you guys a chapter. It's nice and loooong, and more importantly, is Batman going to make a guest appearance? Maybe . . . lol. The rap 'Sexy Grandpa' is in here for you She-Pirates kick-BUTT, since you asked if it could been in this fanfic.

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Why is Slade on Speedy's contact list along with many other villains? Well, c'mon you guys it's Speedy. Speedy! GOD DAMMIT!

Disclaimer: Okay, lawyers, since I have none of my own, I can't sue you for jacking my virtual llama, so screw you and I don't own Teen Titans or Batman (if he's in this chappie) or Sexy Grandpa or whatever that rap is called. Kay?

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Raven glared. "Now really isn't the time, Beast Boy." She hissed.

"Aww," he put his hands on his hips. "Am I cutting into your Robin-raping time?" He gestured to the position the two were in.

Now she was angrier with Beast Boy than she was with Robin, she actually forgot all about wonder boy. She narrowed her eyes, and got to her feet. Walking towards Beast Boy, who just jumped down from his spot up on the counter and was now smiling smugly, Raven growled, "You little piece of sh-"

"Watch your language." Cyborg warned.

"-crap." She finished. She drew her arm back, about to punch Beast Boy in the jaw, when Robin caught her arm.

"Stop!" He shouted. "Stop. Stop. Stop! Do not punch Beast Boy!"

"Fine then. I'll punch you instead!"

Robin blocked her fist. "Or me, or anyone else on the team." Raven opened her mouth to talk but he cut in. "Or Speedy, or Aqualad or Kid Flash."

Raven was quiet for a few seconds. But finally she said, "You know what? I am pissed off at you all over again."

The boy wonder face palmed. "You can't be serious. You have no reason to be mad at me."

"You-"

"Yes, I know. But everything is not my fault. Okay. It doesn't always have to be someone's fault; you don't always have to blame someone when something bad happens. I know I let you kiss me, but you were drunk and you freaking jumped on me. And I kissed you back because I like you. A lot. Not just because I'd had six beers, because I really like you. I lo-like you." Robin sighed. "But you don't seem to take a freaking hint. You're too 'pissed off'!" he told her, well, more like shouted at her.

Everyone watching this braced their ears for another argument. But Raven wasn't arguing, she just raised her eyebrows. "You-you're right." She said, and this surprised pretty much everybody. Everyone had expected her screaming a bunch of swear words at Robin, but it didn't happen. Maybe it was because she hadn't meditated this morning.

"Really?" Robin gave her a look. "You aren't going to start, uh, screaming at me?"

She shook her head. "Nope. I acted like a bitch. I'm sorry." Raven said sorry? And admitted she was being a bitch? Almost everyone in the room went "WHAT!" in their heads.

"Is this some sort of mood swing, or something?" Robin asked.

The empath sighed. "Okay. I am mad at you all over again, jerk."

Robin smiled and put a hand on Raven's shoulder. "It's okay, she's sane. She called me a jerk."

Raven rolled her eyes.

Beast Boy elbowed Cyborg. "Robin just admitted he loved Raven. We should've gotten Raven to confess that she loved him too while she was drunk, big loss there."

Raven took a few steps towards Beast Boy. "I don't have to be drunk to confess that I love Robin." She snapped. Then her eyes widened and a blush spread across her cheeks. "Wait-"

Robin cracked into a lopsided grin. "Aww," He wrapped his arm around Raven's shoulder, pulling her close to him. "You love me?"

Raven blush only grew redder, and she tried to get herself out of Robin's grip. "No, no, no. I mixed up my words. That was an accident. I meant to say-"

"Riiiiiight." Cyborg said, cutting her off.

"But-"

"It's okay, you can say it." Robin's cockiness had come back, it had been absent for a while, but it sure as hell was back now. "Cause I love you too, Rae." Despite the goofy smile he had on his face, his words were defiantly true.

"I-I don't." She stuttered.

"You're pathetic." Speedy said, sitting down at the kitchen table.

Aqualad raised an eyebrow. "You know the word pathetic?" he was surprised. "I thought you had the IQ of like, a goldfish."

"Yeah, yeah way to talk fish boy." Speedy retorted.

The atlantean glared, not as well as Raven, but Speedy got the message.

"I'm gonna make breakfast." Cyborg announced. "Bacon? Eggs? Sausages? Spam?"

"The God of Sexiness does not eat meat." Beast Boy stated.

Cyborg turned around to face the changeling, with a frying pan in his hand. "Then the 'God of Sexiness' isn't going to have any breakfast, is he now?"

"Yes he is." Beast Boy said. "Raven -go make me a sandwich."

Raven made a face. "Go make your own sandwich, you lazy-ass moron."

"I guess Raven will only make Robin sandwiches. Because she looooves him." Speedy said grinning.

Raven shot a death glare at Speedy, but the archer seemed unphased.

"Aqualady –go make me a sandwich." The green titan said.

"Aqua lady? Are you kidding me?" Aqualad asked.

Beast Boy shook his head. "No way. I am deadly serious. Go make me a sandwich." He commanded and put his feet up on the table and leaned back in his chair.

Robin walked passed Beast Boy and sat down next to Raven at the kitchen table. "Hey Raven."

She just ignored him. But it was hard when he kept inching closer.

"Raven." He poked her shoulder.

"Leave me alone, Robin." She said.

Robin shook his head. "Only if you say you love me. Cause I know you do."

"That was an accident. I didn't mean to say that." Raven told him.

"You meant to say that."

"Didn't."

"You did."

"I didn't."

"You did. Stop denying it." He said.

"I did not." She growled and stood up.

Robin grabbed her hand and pulled her back down. "Did."

"Here your sandwich." Aqualad said, placing a sandwich down on the table.

Beast Boy looked at it carefully. Holding it up to his eye he asked, "Does this sandwich have, mayonnaise in it?"

"Yes."

"Eww! Disgusting!" he shouted and chucked the sandwich across the table, where it hit Speedy square in the face. The archer let out a surprised -and not very manly- yelp and fell backwards in his chair. Robin and Cyborg burst out laughing, though Raven only shook her head.

"Go get me something to drink." Beast Boy ordered Aqualad.

"You can't order me around." Aqualad told Beast Boy.

"Course I can. I am the God of Sexiness! I can do anything I want, now go get me a drink!" The changeling shouted.

Aqualad sighed. "Fine." He said and brought him a glass of juice.

Beast Boy grabbed it and took one sip, and spat it all out, spraying juice in Raven's face.

"Beast Boy!" she shouted as her eyes turned white in result of her anger.

"This is apple juice!" Beast Boy exclaimed, ignoring Raven, and her black tendrils that were reaching out to grab him, entirely.

The atlantean crossed his arms. "Your point?"

"How dare you bring me apple juice!" Beast Boy fumed. "How can you expect me to drink something that is the color of piss?"

While waiting for an answer, the cup of apple juice became encased in black and was ripped from his grasp. It floated above his head, and then tipped upside down, drenching Beast Boy in sticky apple juice.

"Ahhh!" he screeched. "I am covered in piss covered liquid! Disgusting!"

"Friends! What is all this screaming?" Starfire asked walking into the room, looking tired.

Speedy ran over to Starfire. "Nothing, beautiful." Since Robin was interested in Raven that left just about no competition for Starfire.

"Hello friend Speedy. What is the up?" she asked.

"Not much." He said and put an arm around her shoulder. "So-"

Speedy was cut off by Aqualad. "Hey Star!"

"Sorry Speedy." She said and walked over to Aqualad to give him an overly friendly hug.

'Looks like she moved on.' Raven thought and looked at Robin out of the corner of her eye. 'But now he won't leave me alone . . . Wait, is that necessarily a bad thing?' She wondered. 'I guess I do like him . . . No, no, no you don't!' She began to shake her head back and forth.

"Raven are you okay?" Robin asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine," she grumbled.

"I'm right here if you need me, or want me, or love me . . ." he smirked.

Raven scoffed. "Shut up you egotistical jerk."

"But I'm your egotistical jerk," he told her and wrapped his arms around her.

Her eyes grew wide, feeling uncomfortable. "What are you doing?"

"What does it look like?"

"Rape."

Robin only smiled. "It's not rape, if you like it."

Speedy watched Starfire skip away, into Aqualad's arms. If looks could kill, there would be a dead Aqualad laying on the floor with a horrified Starfire screaming her head off. But sadly –for Speedy- they don't.

Beast Boy took a deep breath and began chanting, "You just got . . . rejected! Rejected! You just got rejected! R-E-J-E-C-T-I-D! Rejected!"

"You spelt rejected wrong." Cyborg said, looking up from the eggs he was cooking on the stove.

"Yeah, you did." Speedy said. Who knew Speedy could spell? "You spelt it r-e-j-e-c-t-i-d. There's no J in rejected. It's spelt with a G, duh. R-e-g-e-c-t-i-d." About Speedy knowing how to spell, well . . . uh, never mind.

"How dare you correct the God of Sexiness!" Beast Boy shouted angrily. "And I was going to sing something. Wait, you know what I'll sing anyway!"

"Oh, no." Raven muttered.

"As someone awesome, and old, I know once said, IT'S SEXY GRANDPA TIME!" Beast Boy shouted.

"Replace that hip when I do that dip

Take another sip when I kiss them lips

I drive real slow in my new RV

Over 65 is the way to be!"

"Go, go, go grand-"

"STOP!" Raven screamed. "Please, please, please stop! My ears are bleeding!" currently she had her head laying on Robin's shoulder with her hands against her ears, trying block out Beast Boy's unimpressive rapping skills. Robin was quietly moaning, his hands were also over his ears and he leaning against the girl whose head was on his shoulder.

"That was terrible." Cyborg said, repeatedly hitting his with a spatula, which he was supposed to be flipping his pancakes with.

Aqualad painfully nodded his head. "I'm with you on that." He said holding onto Speedy.

"Make it stop. Make it stop." Speedy mumbled, with tears forming in eyes he sunk to floor and began rocking back and forth. Aqualad crouched down and rubbed Speedy's back in a circular motion.

"It's okay Speedy, it's okay." Aqualad comforted.

"That was wonderful!" Starfire exclaimed. "Could you recite another verse, it would be most appreciated!"

"No!" Cyborg, Robin, Raven and Aqualad shouted all at the same time.

"You sing another verse, I shall allow Raven to kill you." Cyborg informed the green titan.

"Since when has she not been allowed to kill Beast Boy?" Aqualad asked.

"Since Robin put down the rule of: 'no titans are to be hurt until the end of the game unless it is part of the dare'." Cyborg said.

"Ahh!" Raven yelped and jumped out her chair after noticing she somehow ended up in Robin's arms. "What-"

"Hey, you put your head on my shoulder." Robin said. "It's not your fault you can't resist me. But . . . I will take full blame for that."

"You are such an ass." Raven muttered and folded her arms across her chest, looking away from him.

While Raven was pissed off at Robin, not entirely, but pissed; and Cyborg's bacon was burning; and Aqualad was still shuddering from the memory of Beast Boy's rapping; and Starfire was hoping for an encore of it; Speedy was crying, in a ball on the floor, still not over 'Sexy Grandpa'.

"Speedy? Are you okay?" Aqualad asked.

"No! I need a hug!" Speedy cried. So Aqualad gave him a big hug.

"Shh," he said. "It's going to be okay."

"Gay." Beast Boy muttered through coughs.

"Yeah, says the guy who was embracing Cyborg only yesterday." Robin said.

"That was what is called a man hug." Beast Boy said.

Robin nodded. "Right. 'Man hug'. This is a man hug?" he stood up, walked over to Raven and wrapped his arms around her. "'I'm soooooo sorry!'" he shouted and then he broke off fake crying, trying to imitate what Beast Boy had done. (Referring to Chapter 6)

"I hugged a dude." Beast Boy said. "You're hugging Raven, she's a girl."

Much to Raven's relief, Robin let go and said, "You think I'd do that to a guy?" he began laughing. "You've got to be kidding."

All of a sudden Kid Flash sped into the room. "Why is Robin laughing like a maniac?" he asked.

Robin instantly stopped laughing. "No reason." He gave Kid Flash a cold stare. Ever since Raven kissed Kid Flash, Robin didn't really like him. Maybe he saw him as a threat, or he was jealous.

"Okay." Kid Flash said, feeling uncomfortable under Robin's glare.

"Is this tension I see?" Beast Boy asked.

"No." The two teens said at the same time.

Then the TV screen started blinking. "Somebody's requesting a video chat?" Robin was confused. Who would be requesting a video chat? Maybe it was Bee, Speedy and Aqualad were over here, maybe she was wondering were they were.

Robin was surprised on who it was. "Batman! Why are you calling the titans? Is something wrong?"

"Yes, well I was sent a text from Speedy last night and well, you have some talking to do." Batman said in a stern voice.

"What? I have no idea what you're talking about. Seriously." Robin said and elbowed Speedy, who was one of the many titans who had gathered around to hear what Batman had to say, I mean it was Batman, c'mon, who wouldn't be gathered around the screen?

"Why is Batman talking to us over a video chat?" Robin whispered to Speedy, who shrugged.

"Speedy. Remember, last night?" Cyborg reminded Speedy.

"I don't-wait. No. Really? That means-" Speedy broke off laughing and soon Cyborg joined in.

"What's so funny?" Raven asked, suspicious, which she should be.

But when Speedy and Cyborg heard her ask, they only laughed harder, which annoyed her immensely.

"Robin I received a text last night that had a video attached. Ring a bell?" When Robin shook his head, Batman pulled out his phone and played part of a video. The video showed Robin and Raven, well to be blunt, making out.

"Oh sweet Azar." Raven muttered, putting her head in her hands.

Robin's jaw dropped. "Speedy?" he hissed, but the archer just laughed and laughed and laughed.

Beast Boy and Kid Flash began laughing when the realized Batman would've opened up his phone and saw this at around two in the morning last night. Aqualad hid his grin by slapping his hand over his mouth and turning away. Starfire's eyes glowed a bright green, but wasn't she over Robin?

"Friend Robin? What is this?" she asked, trying to stay calm.

Raven -in her head- prayed she would not be killed in the next few minutes after she saw Starfire's reaction to the video. 'I hope she doesn't find out this video lasts eight minutes.' She thought to herself. Raven knew about the video because Cyborg had confessed that he and Speedy were the ones who were responsible for it this morning and felt extremely guilty about it.

Robin ran a hand through his hair. "I don't know, me and Raven were drunk and-"

"You were drunk?" Batman repeated, and let out a loud sigh. "You must be careful when you get drunk, and you are only seventeen, that is under aged drinking! Dick, being drunk can lead to hangovers, and you do things that you sometimes don't mean to do. Also teen pregnancies and-"

"It's nothing like that!" Robin cried out, embarrassed. And Raven was even more embarrassed that wonder boy, she was blushing furiously, much to her dislike.

"Oh. Well if you really like this girl, than you shouldn't be sending videos of yourselves expressing your, hormones, no feelings, to people." Batman told him, trying to choose his words correctly. "And what about Starfire? Or was that Starfire? No that was Raven wasn't it? The demon girl? Are you two dating? Wh-"

Batman's face disappeared when Robin cut the video chat. "Pull the plug! Pull the plug!" he shouted and with a wave of her hand the plug to the television was ripped from the electrical outlet by a black claw. Just in case Batman tried talking to them again. It was a little extreme, but . . . just in case.

"That was so awkward." Robin muttered rubbing his forehead.

"Not to mention embarrassing." Raven said, her face not as red as before. She looked around the room to see the majority of the titans laughing their heads off, and then she saw Starfire giving her a death glare. Which could literally be a death glare if she let her eye beams loose on her. Soon enough the laughing was annoying her and she shouted, "IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!"

All the titans, but Beast Boy and Speedy, who were laughing, stopped laughing. "Yeah, it is." Beast Boy stuttered. "Dick?"

"Shut up." Robin growled.

Speedy began breathing heavily, trying to stop laughing. He got three deep breaths in and out before he burst out laughing all over again.

"Okay. You can stop laughing now." Robin said, annoyed. After five minutes, it had to stop.

The two stopped laughing and became serious. "So wanna play would you rather slash truth or dare extreme version?" Beast Boy asked.

"No." Everyone agreed with that.

"Then how about we play something . . . different?" Beast Boy said.

Raven crossed her arms. "Like what?"

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"One new text?" he shrugged and clicked on it. "What the-quigley puff? Is this some sort of prank?" then he saw there was a video attached.

"What's this?" he clicked on it. "Robin? Raven? Oh my god." Slade fainted, then and there after he saw five seconds of the eight-minute long video.

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A/N: Okay, I hope that was funny enough for you. Sorry for any spelling mistakes. And BTW in the end Slade saw the text and video from Speedy, for all you noobs who didn't get it. This story is done. Yes I know, WTF right, well, there's going to be a sequel, yes a freaking sequel. I am pretty sure it will be called: Over Competitive Much? If I decide on a different story title, in the summary it will say: sequel to Would You Rather? I'd Rather Not. SO, no worries.

And a quick summary: The titans, Speedy, Aqualad and Kid Flash will be competing in different games and activities. Robin's going to keep trying to convince Raven she loves him, and she'll try to ignore him, with difficulty. Starfire can't decide between Aqualad or Robin. Kid Flash has also got problems: Jinx or Raven? Robin hopes he doesn't choose Raven. Cyborg's going to get over competitive, Beast Boy is convinced he is the God of Sexiness and Speedy is going to be an idiot.

The more reviews you give me, the faster the sequel will be up. Also I need your help! Desperately! I want suggestions for games and activities they could play. Stuff like Dodgeball, Paintball, Football, Red Rover, whatever! Things like that. Also anything you want to see in the sequel. See that summary, that's all I've got. Gimme more. PLEASE! I want suggestions for games and just suggestions period. Expect a long wait for an update, unless you review . . . And tell me what you thought of this story! I love you guy's feedback!

Thank you to everyone who has reviewed, and or favoured this story! You guys are great. Remember to watch for the sequel, and give me suggestions (PLEASE). The sequel depends on YOU! No pressure . . . Haha, jk, just please leave a suggestion in your review (if I haven't asked a thousand times -and yeah I know I'm practically begging), if you leave one, which you should! Thanks for reading!

-she got out alive