I was just thinking to myself how I've never wrote a fanfic for my favorite friendship pairing. And so this just kind of popped into my head. It's really short, and definitely not my best piece of work. But eh. -Insert Disclaimer-

Kurt turned to Wes as he sat on the couch in the commons, watching Pavarotti chirp around in his cage. He smiled softly as he laid his head back on the couch.

"So does it mean you two are dating?"

"I have no idea." Kurt sighed, a small smile on his face. "But it's not bad." He chuckled. Kurt smiled at Blaine from across the room and said boy waved with a grin on his face before returning to talking to David. Kurt looked around at all the Warbler's as they were getting ready for practice.

Suddenly the burst open and a shock of blonde hair ran through the room. Soon Kurt found himself with a lapful of Brittany Pierce.

"Kurtie!" she exclaimed, pulling his face close to plant a kiss on his cheek.

Kurt chuckled softly, wrapping his arms around the girls waist. "Hey you, what are you doing here?" he asked with a small chuckle.

"I had to tell my dolphin what happened!"

Kurt just smiled at the words that left her lips while the rest of the Warbler's looked either confused, shocked, or envious to have a girl like Brittany on their lap.

"What happened? Is it bad?"

"Oh no no! It's good! Like, really good!" she smiled, cupping Kurt's hands in her own as she brushed them across the soft skin.

"So, are you going to tell me?"

"Oh! Yeah! So we were in glee club! And Artie and Mike did this really amazing song and Artie sang while Mike danced and he called me pretty! And young! And a thing!"

Kurt bit down on his lip to keep in the small chuckle before hugging her close. "That's wonderful!" he smiled, brushing the hair from her face and tucking it behind her ear.

"I know! And I just wanted to tell you that before I forgot!"

"Is that why you're here in the middle of the day and infiltrating our Warbler's practice?"

"Infiltrating? Like when you clean a pool?"

Kurt smiled, pulling his friend even closer. "Exactly, Britt." He smiled happily. Kurt absolutely loved Brittany with everything in his heart, and seeing her here, at Dalton, was the most amazing thing ever.

"So did your boyfriend sing to you for Valentine's Day, Kurtsie?"

The room seemed to get even more silent, even Pavarotti had stopped his chirping. Kurt tensed just a tiny little bit, trying not to think about the entire 'Gap Attack'. It seemed as though every Warbler knew about Kurt's crush on Blaine, except Blaine himself.

"I don't have a boyfriend, Britt."

Brittany looked generally shocked and upset over the entire debacle. "But…." She whimpered softly.

Kurt's eyes widened and he shook his head. "No no, Britt! It's fine, it's okay!" he spoke quickly, rubbing circles on his back to try and sooth his upset friend.

"But everyone should have a Valentine! Especially you Kurtsie!" she spoke, looking at him in earnest.

Kurt turned an even darker shade of red. "It's really okay Bri-"

"No!" the blonde spoke seriously and Kurt immediately silenced himself. "You have super soft baby hands, and your hair is smooth and shiny, and you're like, the best kisser! Don't tell Artie or Santana I said that though!" she spoke.

Kurt stared at her in shock and embarrassment while the rest of the Warbler's stared at him, wondering why the hell he kissed the blonde on his lap.

"And-" Brittany continued. "You were the nicest sweetest boyfriend ever! You took me shopping and bought me ice cream! And you never wanted to have sex! Which I still don't understand about that but it was still really nice!"

Kurt groaned softly as he let his head fall on the blonde's shoulder.

"Britt, please stop." He groaned.

"Oh! I know! You can have sex with me and Artie! Since you're a dolphin! I remember now!"

Kurt chuckled, shaking his head. "Artie probably wouldn't like that one, Brittany."

"Sure he would! He liked it with me and San, so he would like it with you!"

Kurt sighed to himself, finally just giving up and sinking back into the seat. "Why don't you just keep Artie all to yourself and never let him go, okay?"

Brittany nodded, completely forgetting her thoughts of threesomes as she smiled. "Okay! I should probably go; Artie and I have plans for Valentine's Day to talk about! He said we were going to Breadstix!" She smiled.

Kurt couldn't help but chuckle. "I know Britt, I'm the one who invited you guys."

The blonde nodded happily again. "Oh yeah! I remember!" he giggled, giving Kurt a chaste kiss on the lips. "I'll see you later Kurtie poo!"

Kurt sighed, slumping back and waving as she ran off. He really hoped she got a ride with her father, or at least had an easy GPS.

He opened his eyes to find all the Warbler's staring at him in shock.

"What?" he spoke quietly, swallowing hard.

"You're going to have to explain to all of us, how you went out with her." Wes spoke.

Kurt groaned, dropping his head in his hands.

It was going to be a really, really long day.