Another name for this is Hide, and Go Fuck.

Enjoy.

Naruto ran down another corridor in the mansion, giggling. He'd never felt so free. Right now, he was in his mansion. He and his boyfriend had each put in money for it, and now they lived there together. It did help that his boyfriend was Itachi Uchiha. The. Sexiest. Man. On. Earth. (A/N: Not my opinion.) Now he was playing a game. It was called hide and go fuck. Itachi usually loved this game, but Naruto doubted it today.

Naruto had been holding off on his boyfriend for a while now. He wanted to make their sex wilder. It had happened one other time, when they had broken up on accident. Itachi had burst in and begged for forgiveness before fucking the daylights out of him. That had been the best Christmas Naruto had ever had. Now was different. Naruto had been holding out for a little while, teasing Itachi on purpose. They had done all the foreplay and Itachi had already prepared Naruto's hole.

That was when Naruto had pushed him away and raced out of the room. Naruto was sure that his raven haired boyfriend was following him. He just needed to get him where he wanted him. The blond raced into the kitchen and stopped. He looked around and... ah! There it was. Naruto grabbed a carrot from the basket and studied it. He ran it under warm water before eyeing it hungrily.
Naruto rubbed it between his ass, sure that Itachi would walk in on him.

He pushed the vegetable up his ass, moaning. It wasn't anything compared to Itachi, but it would do for teasing. He bent over the table and angled his ass facing the door. He fucked himself on the strange paraphernalia that would substitute a cock.

"Mn... hah... I want- ah! Itachi~!"

As Naruto moaned, Itachi watched with wide eyes. He had entered as soon as Naruto began to fuck himself on the carrot. Of course, he was aroused, but also a bit jealous. He would never admit that though. Naruto continued to fuck himself, and Itachi grew impatient. He sauntered over to Naruto and smacked his hand away.

"Is this better than me, Naruto-kun," he whispered in Naruto's ear. The blond whimpered and pushed back. Itachi growled and twisted the vegetable.

"N-no! It's not better than you! Ple-ease Itachi! Please fuck me into the table," Naruto moaned, bucking back into the carrot. Itachi let loose a mad grin. He twisted the blonde's nipples, making him groan in pleasure.

"Hm~? Not until you apologize," he said, biting harshly, biting into Naruto's shoulder harshly. Secretly, the blond liked it a little. He twisted his hips, wanting something bigger. Itachi growled and pulled the carrot out before ramming it back in. Naruto yelped. He knew he shouldn't be teasing Itachi if he actually wanted to get (fucked) by him. Naruto decided to put away his own farce of amusement and stopped his hips.

"I-I'm sorry! I... Gah!"

"What are you sorry for, Naruto," Itachi asked seductively. He could play as well. Naruto still didn't regret messing with his boyfriend. If he had to try harder, he would.

"A-ah! I'm sorry for t-teasing you, Itachi-samaaaa!"

The raven smirked. He liked nothing more than when Naruto boosted his ego. Except when Naruto sucked him off, which was on different terms. Itachi removed the carrot and smirked, stepping back. Naruto knew just how to push him over the edge. He was just waiting for it.

"Tell me what you want," he said, watching the blond. Naruto smirked to himself. He always got him. Naruto lay his upper body down on the table, pressing his cheek to the wood. He arched a little and pushed out his ass, spreading his cheeks with his hands. He clenched and unclenched his hole for his boyfriend to see. He knew the raven liked this. He was proven right when Itachi groaned. Naruto thrust back, as if Itachi was already inside him.

"I-ta-chi-sa-ma! Fuck me into the table. I want you to come hard inside me. Please~?"

Itachi loved it when Naruto used his sexy voice. Itachi stepped up and nuzzled the back of Naruto's neck. He placed loving kisses there, making Naruto shudder and let out a relaxed sigh. Without warning, Itachi thrust completely in, making Naruto scream. The raven sighed in contentment at the feeling of being completely engulfed.

"Aishiteru, Naruto,"he said and bit his ear while thrusting into him.

"Ah! I-I love you too... Hah," Naruto gasped out, pushing back into the rough treatment he was getting. Naruto got just what he wanted. He could hear the table scrape against the floor with every thrust.

"M-mm! H-Harder, Itachi-sa- AH! Yes, yes, yes! Mm~! R-right there," Naruto moaned, pushing back again. He was moaning so loud he didn't notice the person that came in and was standing at the door, watching; face red, nose about to bleed from all the noises. And hot bodies.

"Wh-What the hell! Don't you eat on that table!"

Itachi smirked and turned to his brother. He didn't stop what he was doing though, and Naruto didn't stop bucking back.

"As you can see... ah... I'm currently eating on this table," he said, teasing even through his abrupt moans. Naruto wasn't liking the lack of attention and tightened himself around Itachi, twisting his hips and pushing back with more vigor.

"A-ah! Naruto-kun! So good!"

"Mm..! Fuck, Itachi-sama! Eat all of me!"

"Don't y-you mind... ung, hah... that Sasuke's watching?"

"Yes! I do," the other Uchiha said, waving his hands, but not taking his eyes off the sight. Naruto moaned as the table rocked, trying to find some purchase on it.

"I- oh! No, no, no, no, no! Yes! I don't c-care! As long as you keep- ahn! Fucking me like this,"Naruto panted, rocking along with the table. Itachi smirked. Maybe he could get in a deal. He pulled out, making Naruto shout in frustration and anger, before flipping him over and ramming back in.

"ITACHI! AH,"he screamed when the raven hit his prostate dead on with a hard thrust.

"Na-ru-to," he called with every thrust," can Sasuke join us?"

"What," Sasuke screamed, though inside he was actually enjoying the idea very much. He was never going to admit that he had fantasized about having a threesome with them. Naruto, on the other hand, was not opposed. He didn't give a damn if Sasuke joined. In fact, his arousal rose at the idea.

"Yeeeesssss!"

"NO! I won't-"

"St-stop denying it! Mm, mm, ah! Y-you want t-to fuck us," Naruto screamed as Itachi rammed in again and again. He knew he was losing himself under both ravens' gazes. He was right, and soon he was cumming hard, screaming for Itachi and making him cum. Naruto held Itachi inside him by locking his legs around the small of his back. He didn't let go until he was sure Itachi had emptied himself inside.

Sasuke watched hungrily as the cum dripped from Naruto's hole. He unconsciously licked his lips. Itachi laughed, and Naruto lazily lifted himself on his elbows. Sasuke looked at the sweat glistening on both of their bodies and couldn't help it when he said,"What... What are the rules?"

This is a very late fic. I'm writing another one for Aoi-Sora-Ryuu. I forgot, so now I'm making up by making it a threesome. That O.K?