Well, after a rather stressful week, I'm able to post this!

It didn't take long to write this up i a few classes of mine! ^w^

I hope you enjoy!

Roy sighed heavily as he moved the small stack of finished paperwork to the edge of his desk, only to have it replaced with a bigger one. He glanced helplessly at the clock on the wall.
"Lieutenant, it's almost time for my lunch break, so-" He was reacquainted with her gun. "…I guess not…"
He continued signing until an hour and a half later when his youngest subordinate stormed in. Roy attempted to hide behind his paperwork as the angry blonde stomped over to his desk only to have said blonde push them away.
"What. The Hell," Edward hissed as he shoved the stacks away. "Why weren't you at the damn café? Do you know how stupid I looked sitting there by myself?"
Roy frowned down at the desk before meekly looking into his fiery golden eyes. "Fullmetal, as you can see I have a lot of paperwork to do and I-"
"I don't give a damn!" Edward leaned over the desk, baring his teeth. "I looked like a damned lovesick puppy out there, and here you are-"
"But you are a lovesick puppy," Roy whispered back so Riza wouldn't hear. Before Ed could erupt, Roy continued, "I'll make it up to you later. We can have some /dessert/ at my house tonight."
Edward leaned back and huffed. "No. I want /it/ right now."
"We can't here, Ed. They'll hear us!"
"Well then, you'd better figure out what you're doing quick. 'Cause otherwise I'm heading back to Risembool." Ed pushed himself away from the desk, smirking.
Roy weighed his options: become Riza's new moving target, or a week without his little lover.
"Damn you," he muttered to both Ed and to his manhood as he stood quickly. He grabbed his coat and proceeded to shove a chuckling Ed out of his office.
"Sir? Where do you think you're going?" Riza questioned as she stood up from her desk.
Not breaking his stride, he replied, "Sorry, Lieutenant, the paperwork is going to have to wait. I have people to do and things to see."
After he had closed the door, his subordinates glanced at each other with wide eyes.
"I-isn't it supposed to be…" Kain began as Vato finished, "'Things to do and people to see?'"
Jean busted out laughing as Heymans sighed sadly. Jean stuck his hand out and shouted, "Pay up, I knew they were together!"
Riza shook her head as she returned to polishing her trusty weapon.