Hi Mattie!

It's me Cambodia again! *slurps the rice soup* I stole Prussia's beer and I think he'll be angry with me again. Yes, again. I have done it many times, and I think its funny how raged Prussia's face looks. Tell him not to be raged and all angry because I'm going to buy him some beer. Btw here's some news about what i saw. Japan fell asleep in his hot spring (Dang, wonder if he has body burns or something) and I saw Prussia sing loudly in his room when I came to his/Germany's house(PFFFT that was hilarious!) America ran outside in his boxers and he didn't know it(I was at his house. I told him to get inside because he needs to wear clothes! AND WHO THE HELL WOULD RUN OUTSIDE IN THEIR BOXERS? Of course America, even though he didn't know, and some other people.) Oh, and in the middle of the night I heard Prussia say "Birdie, Birdie" and make these weird sounds. Those sounds were kind of like those sounds I heard when I was living with your papa. I lifted up the blanket and I saw some little puddle of white goo on Prussia's bed. And it smelled bad too. OH CRAP. Just figured out now about what happened. D: *shudders* It just reminds me of that dream where Russia and I ki- OKAY I'M DONE TALKING ABOUT THAT! Plus I tried to tell your brother I'm not the blackest Asian country in Asia D: but he won't reply nor would he reply in real life. What I know is that it is just plain offensive to me and tell him Cambodia is going to beat your ass.

-From,

Cammie(Cambodia/ The one who can beat up America at times)

p.s I read some of the rated M fanfics on sites and they were...um..interesting...er...I think. *goes back to watching Vietnam hitting America with her paddle*

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Dear Cambodia,

What. The. Maple.

That's all I'm gonna say.

Signed,

Canada

(Matthew Williams)