A/N: I don't own Fruits Basket…I wallow in self-pity every day because of this.

Kyo: *pissed off* I'm gonna knock you to Pluto, damn Rat!

Yuki: *bored* Pluto, there is no place by that name…

Kyo: Ha! Yes there is! It's the farthest planet from the sun! See I'm smarter than you too!

Yuki: No, the planet farthest from the sun is Neptune…could you possibly be referring to Asteroid number 134340?

Kyo: What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm talking about Pluto!

Yuki: *sigh* Stupid Cat, Pluto is now considered a dwarf planet and scientists have revoked the name Pluto. It's now an asteroid with only a number as a name.

Kyo: Wha-that's stupid!

Yuki: *grin and "humph"* It sure takes one to know one…

Kyo: What's that supposed to mean?

Yuki: My point exactly…

A/N: This was a random idea and I'm pretty sure they're out of character. I don't really use these two much so forgive me! Review or I shall be forced to listen to Aaya's rants! *shudder of horror*

Ayame: Oh but Angel-san I thought you loved me! Why everyone loves me! In fact-

See! Sorry, had to use Mabudachi somehow…

Peace out! ~Angel-san