This is my first ever fanfic. Ever. Yup. I don't think this EXACT idea has been used before, I mean I'm sure there have been fics where Light comes out, but none EXACTLY like this. I hope. Disclaimer: I OWN DEATH NOTE. L IS MINE. I'M GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER EPISODE WHERE LIGHT HAS TO DANCE THE HOLKIE POLKIE IN A PINK TUTU TO CONVINCE EVERYONE HE'S NOT KIRA AND NEAR IS SECRETLY A SHEEP AND L LOVES ME AND DOESN'T DIE AND MELLO IS WILLY WONKA'S SON AND MATT GETS TO BE IN IT FOR MORE THAN 2 MINUTES AND-I mean... I don't own Death Note... T^T.
Oh yeah, "hmming and haaing" is another *coughweirdcough* way to say someone is trying to make a decision. It's the noises people ** make when they're trying to make their minds up. Incase you were like WTF KIND OF LANGUAGE IS THAT?
This is pretty OOC.
Light lay on the bed in a seductive pose, waiting for L or Matsuda or Aizawa or his father or ANYONE to walk in and discover him.
He had been doing some "secret shopping" yesterday and after much hmming and haaing he had found the perfect outfit for this ocassion, as well as some supplies to help get the message he was trying to broadcast across to whoever may be (un)fortunate enough to first receive it.
He had also found a nice bedroom, big enough to fit his… production into.
He couldn't wait to finally reveal his true self.
-SceneChange-
L walked through the hallways at a leisurely pace. There was no need to rush, it was only a file he was going for. And maybe a lollipop. Or a cake. Or two cakes. Or three... Or A WHOLE FREAKING BAKERY OHGODHEHADTOGETTOHISBEDROOM!
-YawnI'mTired-
Light shifted around a bit on the bed, this position was getting awkward. He hoped someone would come soon…
-ILikeCookies-
L sprinted down the hallway and burst through his bedroom door. He was glad no-one but himself would ever see him in this state of desperation - he had always insisted he wasn't ADDICTED to sugar. He just REAAAALLLLY liked it… REALLY. REAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLY. LIKED IT.
"SUGAAAAAR!" L ran to his wardrobe and threw the doors open, grabbing the first box of cakes he saw and ripping the cardboard like a little kid rips wrapping paper off their presents on Christmas morning. He shoved a cupcake into his mouth and sighed as the familiar sweet taste of icing calmed him down.
That was when he saw Light, who had jumped about 3 feet in the air with shock at the sudden rampage and was now sprawled out on the floor in lacy red lingerie, his "I'M GAY!" banner wrapped around his arms.
…
"Light-…kuuuun?" L said warily.
"Oh… h-hey L. I… didn't expect someone to enter… so fast… hehe" Light pulled himself up into a sitting position on the floor, being careful not to tear his banner in half. That had taken him a while to make, drawing himself flying through a rainbow had been especially hard.
"Yes, I apologize if I startled you. I just came in to get a certain file for another case I'm working on." L stated calmly, as he licked the icing from the third cupcake off his fingers. He too, was sitting on the floor, opposite Light. "If I interrupted something I apologize, too…"
"No… no of course not. I was just… well… I'm gaaaay!" Light laughed nervously, waving his banner around awkwardly. Maybe this hadn't been the best idea after all. And at this rate, it didn't look like he would get to use those party poppers, or those cans of Silly String.
"I see. Your sexual orientation is not something vitally important to the Kira case, but I appreciate the information. Although… I wouldn't have expected you to come out in such a… forward manner. It's not really like you."
"It's not like you to burst through doors screaming "SUGAAAAAR!" then shoving cakes into your mouth like a wild animal, either."
"Touche, Light-kun."