There is a lot of evil in the world, and there are two groups of people badass enough to tackle it. They would be Harry Potter and Co. and Percy Jackson and the crew. Of course, the two badass groups heard of each other, and soon enough, the teamed up to form one super badass evil fighting group. The group's name was OSBEFG.

The people that made the magical side of the group are Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny (unfortunately), Fred and George, Draco, Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson, Dumbledore, and Lupin. Believe it or not, Draco was pretty badass. Also, much to Ginny's dismay, Harry and Draco were most definitely gay and made for each other. Ginny was a bitch, who was invited because she overheard the Golden Trio's plans. Fred and George were comic relief. Dumbles was there because he could be there. Lupin was there to run away from his stalker, Tonks, who did not believe him and Sirius when they came out of the closet together. Pansy was there for Draco, as was Blaise, who were his closest and only friends who accepted his gayness.

The non-magical but equally as badass half of the group included Percy, Grover, Annabeth, Rachael (not unfortunately), Conner and Travis, Clarisse, Bianca and Nico de Angelo, Chiron, and Tyson. Clarisse and the de Angelo's became good friends after Bianca was found nearly dead, and everyone found out about Hades being their dad and all. Death and war work side by side, after all. Conner, Travis, Fred, and George were great at pranking everyone, even themselves. Hermione and Annabeth would go all geeky for hours at a time about anything. Draco clung to Harry, who would usually be found talking to Percy or Chiron. He found the centaur very interesting.

The HQ, in Manhattan, was relaxed. The last raid they had conducted had been a week ago, and everyone was bored. Then, just when Fred opened his mouth to say something, the lights flashed and a voice blared, "We have found more Sues. Time to kill Sues!"

Ginny whined, "But my book is just getting good! It's about a vampire and a mortal who fall in love. It's so romantic!"

"Swap out romantic for unnatural and disgusting. We gotta go," Ron said.

"Where are the Sues," asked Harry.

"Forks, Washington. They are in the book the girl ginger is reading."

"Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, Carlisle, Esme, the wolves, Bella, and her normal friends! No way! I get to meet them! Yay!"

"Ginny, shut up. What is the matter with them?"

"Bella is a flimsy Sue who may break, killing 5-10 males if that happened. The vampires don't die in the sun, they can procreate, and the werewolves imprint on children! Bella and Edward's daughter is imprinted upon by Jacob Black, a werewolf. The child, who is also a Sue and goes by the name Renesme, is a risk to society, as is the town itself. The government is not allowed to interfere, as Stephenie Meer, the author, is paying them money to not interfere. It is up to you to kill the Sues. Good luck and Godspeed."

"Well now that we have been briefed, let's jump in our regular cars, and drive to an airport, and fly to Forks," Ron said, pleased that he came up with an idea.

"Or," Hermione suggested," we could use a Portkey or Apparate to Forks."

"Yeah, let's do the last one. What's with the wolf's name? Jacob Black? Is that Sirius' and Remus' love child or something," Fred questioned, smirking.

Remus blushed scarlet, glaring at Fred. Fred merely smirked, and then ran and hid behind George when Remus started to shake. George his behind Travis, who hid behind Conner. Conner stood in front, shaking as Remus advanced on him.

"Let's go everyone," Dumbledore called, interrupting the execution at hand. Fred skipped over to the mangy old sock Dumbledore was clutching, and latched onto it, waving over everyone else.

Once everyone had a hold on the sock, Dumbledore murmured," Portus," and the group was whisked away.

AN: How was it? Badass? Just bad? Review with that little button below this and tell me! This idea has been floating in my head for a while now; it's a HP/PJ crossover, with Twilight being the enemy, of course. The pairings are as follows:

HP:

Harry/Draco

Ron/Hermione

Fred/?

George/?

Pansy/Blaise

Ginny/ no one

Dumbles/ no one

Remus/Sirius

PJ:

Percy/Annabeth

Grover/Juniper, but she's not in this story

Clarisse/Chris, but he's not in here

Travis/?

Conner/?

Chiron/?

Bianca/?

Nico/?

Tyson/ no one

Rachael/?

And these people may or may not get a pairing, they aren't very important, except for the Harry/Draco one, so I can kill Ginny…oops. Haha. Yeah, might as well warn you, after here, don't read if:

You like Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn/any of that crap

You like Ginny. I hate her.

There will be mentions of boyxboy. Don't like that stuff; don't read, k?

If you don't know a certain character's personality, ask, or search their name.