dis is final chapter of da story. u ready?

Lightning flew into Trago's base, all nood and sweaty. "All right, Trago. I'm gunna kick your fecking arse all the way back to NEW JERSEY!" Thunder boomed when Lightning said that last part. "TRAGO! PREPARE YOUR ANUS!"

Meanwhile, The world was in panic! Everyone began running around, all scared and freaked out! Snow and Hope were screming at the top of their ungs! "YOU GODDAMN DAGO FUCKING FAL'CIE!" Snow shouted in angr.

Meanwhile! Trago was walking around nakie because he can! Trago was fecking a young elf girl in her arse and she kept screming like banshee. "TRAGOOOOOO!" She howled his name over and over and over and over and over!

SUDDENLY LIGHTNING FEEL FROM THE SKY AND STABBED THE ELF GIRL IN THE BRAIN!

"BITCH!" Trago roared and threw the dead elf girl to the side. "I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU AND RAPE YOU DEAD!"

"Try it, duck-face." Lightning hissed in angr. "I'll fuck you so hard even the flying pigs will not have sex with you!"

"LOUSY HUMAN!" Trago glard at Lightning. "I'll have you for soup!"

With that, Trago jumped into sky and slammed his spear upon Lightning, which did not faze her in slightest.

"My turn." She took off Faang's sash and bent over, a mini-cannnon erupting from her anus. "Say cheese, Trago."

"NO!" Trago scremed in horror as the cannon shot brown balls at his face. Lightning just laughed and laughed and laughed.

The brown balls turned into kittens and they pounced upon Trago and clawed his eyes out. "DAMN YOU LIGHT! MY EYES!" Trago wailed in paine as he died.

Lightning stood tall as she looked down at Trago. "You foolish man. I pity you." With that, she flew towards the big building of Square-Enix. "YOU DAMNED BLACKGARDS! HOW DARE YOU PUT ME IN AN ATROCIOUS LIGHT? YOU HAVE RUINED ME! YOU HAVE RUINED THE GREAT FINAL FANTASY! I WILL PEE ON YOU!" And she peed on the Square-Enix sign above the building.

"Hey, stop that!" An employee said. "NO PEEING!"

"Tetsuya Nomura." Lightning glard. "DEE WORLD'S GREATEST EVIL!" She threw her blad at his hart and he died. "DEE WORLD IS SAVED!"

Light then flew to Nickelodeon Studios and kicked down the door. "ALL RIGHT! WHERE'S DAT CHINESE FUCKER THAT WROTE THE AVATAR SERIES?"

"Chinese? The fucking Chinese didn't write it! It was made by…. AMERICANS!" A fat guy said.

"AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!" A loud voice roareded.

"!" Lightning waild as she sank to her knees. "DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU NICK FOR NOT LETTING CHINESE PEOPLE MAKE AVATAR!"

"SECURITY!" The fat guy scremed.

Big, beefy men grabed Light and threw her into the van outside, which took her to jail, where she would live for rest of her life until she died of…. BUTTSEX!

DEE END!