Disclaimer: Me still don't own!

Warnings: Plotting Squall. Kobo! Kobo having a weapon! Quistis bashing. Fluff.

A/N: Hey folks *dodges tomatoes* I know, I know! It took me ages to write this but here it is, the epilogue! Whoo! I apologise for any spelling mistake, I try get them all but they're sneaky and masters at camouflaging themselves. And yes, I did make a new years resolution not to bash people but...IT'S SO DAMN HARD! :( Anyway, read and review.

Enjoy!

Seifer watched Squall like a hawk, waiting for the other do something. It wasn't that he was paranoid or suspicious, it was just for the last hour all Squall had done was stare into space and lovingly stroke Kobo's head. Kobo had been dropped off, more like thrown at Seifer, by Fujin who looked ready to murder the creature a week ago, Kobo had instantly loved Squall and his hair. He was sure it was because it looked like chocolate, not that the blond would ever let Kobo eat chocolate, he didn't need the little critter being even more hyperactive. Still, Squall had glared at the Tonberry pup for about ten minutes for attacking his hair before relenting and giving the creature a fuss. Now the two was inseperable, where Squall went, Kobo went too. That meant Kobo now had his own little spot in Seifer and Squall's bed, much to the blonds dismay as he often had to go and sleep on the couch because Kobo was way too protective over the brunette, not allowing Seifer to have his snuggle, which also meant he couldn't feel up his favourite kitty too.

But he would survive, he could always molest Squall other times, like in the shower, in kitchen, or in Squall's office when Kobo wasn't there to threaten him with his little plastic knife. You might be wondering why Seifer would care if Kobo poked him with a plastic knife, well for one it freaking hurt when Kobo used Grudge against him, and really the Tonberry didn't even know its own strength! Seifer flexed his hand, looking down at the bandage on it, the blond had been play fighting with Squall and Kobo had took it as an full blown attack against his new favourite person, so with his little knife in hand and a battle cry, Kobo had jumped Seifer and stabbed his hand.

Kobo was so lucky that Seifer was a sucker for Squall's puppy eyes, or the thing would be in the infirmary recovering.

Back to an eerily quiet Squall. The brunette was plotting something, Seifer could tell. He was waiting for the classic Bond moment when the villain turned in his chair, stroking a white cat and saying he had been expecting Mr. Bond, except it would be Squall and instead of a cat in would be a Tonberry and instead of expecting , it would be Quistis.

The woman had it coming, really. When Seifer or Kobo wasn't there to stop her insistant nagging, she would barge into Squall's new office and demand answers about Squall's powers. This was Squall's third new office and sixth new desk. Though Garden didn't dare complain about all the reconstruction happening, no body was brave enough to stand against Squall's glare of Death, or Seifer in general. People had the impression that if Squall's eyes didn't kill them, Seifer would, which wasn't too far from the truth but, damnit! Seifer was not Squall's guard dog!

Nevertheless, it wasn't like Squall to actually plan things, the brunette had the awesome power of thinking up a strategy in the span of a few seconds, with all possible outcomes accounted for as well. So if Squall was planning something, it really couldn't be good.

Poor Quistis, she has no idea what's coming. Seifer thought to himself, not really feeling pity for the woman. He watched as Squall's eyes gave away every thought without actually telling him anything for a few minutes before curiosity got the better of him.

"What'cha thinking about, Squall?" The brunette blinked several times, his hands stopping of its rythmic patting on Kobo's head, much to the Tonberry's disappointment. Squall looked over at the couch and frowned, telling Seifer that he had totally forgot that the other was in the room. Seifer was used to it. Squall glanced down at the forgotten file on his desk that lay open.

"Working.." Seifer rolled his eyes at the mumbled word and stood up, ignoring how Kobo's black button like eyes narrowed in warning.

"Uh huh, and that's why for the past hour you've sat and stared into space. You were 'working'." Seifer mimicked the quotations with his fingers, brushing off Squall's light blizzard spell at the teasing. Walking behind Squall's chair, the only thing that seemed to survive every encounter with Squall's magic, he gently began to massage the others shoulders. Kobo let out a little growl and took a step forward but happily stopped when Squall threw him a treat. Seifer clicked his tongue.

"He'll get fat...What are you planning?" Seifer was now reaching paranoid levels when all Squall did was smile secretively and relaxed into his chair, a slight moan leaving his lips at Seifer's ministrations. Squall refused to answer and instead left the classic that's-for-me-to-and-you-to-find-out floating around the room.

Seifer continued to fondle Squall while calling it a massage, thinking deeply and setting out a plan to discover what Squall was planning. Even if it killed him, he would find out what's going on. And he already knew two people to start questioning.

"Ow!" First things first though, show Kobo who is the boss in this little family and snap that puny little knife.

Quistis stormed down the hallway towards her dorm room, ignoring the slight snickers from the cadets gave from her apperance. She was going to strangle Selphie, and possibly Rinoa too. How dare they booby trap her classroom so she would be covered in bright luminescent yellow paint that didn't smell like paint. She was going to have to talk to Squall about this, though she was sure the Commander was getting kicks out of this too.

She pouted, all she wanted to know was if Squall was handling his powers all right, if he was in control enough to run Garden. She only had the cadets well being in her mind and that fact that whenever she brought up the issue Squall dissolved most of his office was only making her believe that he wasn't in control. A lot of diplomats were constantly ringing, asking if it was wise for a Sorcerer to rule Balamb Garden, to which she had over heard Rinoa plenty of times giving the diplomats a piece of her mind. Still, there was nothing she could do, Seifer had already threatened to demote her from SeeD if she didn't back off on her nagging.

Here she snorted, how could Seifer demote her? He wasn't even part of Garden, he was just a VIP that was in a romantic relationship with Commander. He wasn't special, and he certainly didn't hold any power over Garden staff. But she did back off a little, being demoted wouldn't hurt her physically, being attacked with Hyperion however would, and Seifer had that sword with him everywhere. Sighing deeply and fishing out her keycard, she failed to see the shadow lurking down the hall as she ran the card through the scanner and hearing her door unlock, she also failed to notice that something wasn't quite right in her room as the door slid shut and locked behind her ominiously. She only had chance scream in terror when she saw the danger waiting for her as the lights flickered to life before the attack happened...

Squall walked down corridor 3B, stopping just outside Quistis's door and waited, a cruel smile creeping onto his face as he glanced down at the chocolate wrapper in his hand. He had been planning this for a while, sick of being hounded and questioned about his ability. Seifer had accepted him for who he was and so had the rest of the gang, why was she being so difficult? She had no problem with Rinoa, why was he different? Plus he was sick of destroying his office everytime she questioned him, if Seifer was there, it wouldn't end up so bad but the woman always got him alone and he was tired of it.

So he plotted his revenge.

And it was a good revenge, Seifer thought he had only been planning this today? Squall snickered under his breath, oh no, he had been planning this for weeks, he had simply been running the plan through his head to make sure there was nothing he had missed. It started out with Selphie and Rinoa pulling pranks on the woman, which they had done so with glee. Both of them was sick to death of the womans haughty attitude. The last prank had been Squall's idea, naturally, but it wasn't paint Quistis had been splattered with, it had been a mixture of melted chocolate, a few tubs of Seifer's hair gel and some other things including yellow food colouring. And now his revenge was happening.

Hearing Quistis scream, Squall began to hum to himself as he strolled down the corridor towards his office, throwing the chocolate wrapper in the bin as he passed by, not noticing how cadets gave him a wide berth and how they stared at him with fear. It was not every day the calm, cold Commander of Balamb Garden walked down the corridor, humming and smiling like a cat who had caught the canary.

Squall opened the door to his office only to blink when he noticed a scared looking Rinoa and Selphie sitting in front of his desk and Seifer sitting in his chair, looking unamused. Instantly Squall's smile dropped as he walked into the room, looking unbothered by the fact that his two accomplices in the plan were ashen faced and looking down guiltily. Seifer would not guilt trip him. Seifer gave Squall a once over before looking at the shamed women.

"Leave." They nodded and rushed out the room, while they had told Seifer nothing of Squall's plan, they couldn't help but feel they had amazingly escaped death. Seifer stared at Squall in a way that he knew made the other uncomfortable and it worked as Squall began to fidget.

"Squall, what did you do?"

"Nothing." Came the quick reply, proving more than anything that Squall was guilty of something. Seifer smirked, sitting back in the chair and putting his feet on the desk much to Squall's displeasure.

"You sure? Are you positive there is nothing you want to confess, like, I don't know, plotting something against Quistis?" Seifer couldn't help the chuckle at Squall's expression, usually cold blue eyes widening to the size of dinner plates before the other began to curse Selphie and Rinoa's names. Seifer waved his hand dismissively, still laughing at how childish his lover was acting.

"You can't blame them, they didn't tell me a thing. I just guessed and it was kind of to be expected. So, what did you do to the banshee?" Seifer waited for a reply, but all he got was confused metallic blue eyes staring at him like he had lost his mind. Squall was confused as to why Seifer wasn't scolding him like a parent. Still, he answered after a few more minutes of staring at Seifer unsurely.

"Well, I set Kobo on her." There, he told the truth, not the whole truth but still the truth. Seifer groaned.

"C'mon babes, you gotta give me more detail, besides Quistis is the only person Kobo refuses to go near.. What did you do!" Squall smiled at how whiney Seifer sounded, he walked up the desk, sitting on the edge and began picking at the frayed edges of Seifer's slacks.

"Okay, I told Selph and Rin to trap her classroom so she would be covered in a concoction that would allure Kobo to her-"

"Like what?" Seifer interrupted eagerly, finding himself loving the devious side of Squall, he just hoped his little Lion didn't use it against him. Squall grinned proudly.

"It's mixture of white chocolate- it's not harmful to Tonberries- two tubs of your hair gel, a few tubes of bone marrow from a T-Rex, crushed dog treats and yellow food colouring. Basically everything Kobo loves to eat. She thinks it's paint." Squall snickered under his breath once again while Seifer laughed heartilly.

"So, what else. I know you Squall, you don't do things by half." Squall actually blushed at this, turning it into a innuendo when it had meant as a harmless jibe, Seifer smirked but waited patiently for Squall to continue.

"I did research on Tonberries, did you know they could eat a whole tub of white chocolate and not be affected by it? Give them milk chocolate and they turn to putty and sleep for the rest of the day, but give them dark chocolate and they become agressive. As Kobo is still just a pup, I knew he couldn't cause actual harm to Quistis so I gave him a bar of Deiling's best dark chocolate, the 75% stuff and placed him in Quistis' room. I would imagine Kobo is probably trying to eat her hair right about now." And Squall was right as they both were shocked to see Quistis running into the office, screaming at the top of her voice, her clothes still covered in the yellow mixture. Seifer instantly cracked up, lying back in Squall's chair booming with laughter as Quistis dropped to a roll, trying to get Kobo off.

The Tonberry was not to be swayed from it's meal and Squall winced when Kobo actually tore a few strands out, though he couldn't help the smile on his face when he saw what Kobo was wearing and neither could Seifer once he stopped laughing long enough to notice.

Kobo gripped onto Quistis's locks tightly, chomping away happily while showing the world the little black T-shirt it wore with the words 'Squall's Little Avenger' in bright red writing. Quistis tugged at the creature on her head and gave Squall a pleading look.

"Squall, please. Get it off me! Please I'll do anything! Anything!" She begged, tugging harder but yelping when Kobo tore out a few more strands because of it. Squall glanced at Seifer who grinned back and sighed, feigning annoyance.

"You promise to stop questioning my powers and my authority?"

"Yes, yes! Oh Hyne, please Squall, get it off!" Squall eventually took pity on the woman after ten minutes of watching her struggle to get Kobo off, he walked over to the woman and went to pick Kobo up but was shocked when Kobo went for his hand. Squall frowned and tried again, hissing when Kobo actually scratched his hand. Looking at the offending wounds, he turned to the one person who could stop the raging creature.

"Seifer...Help?" Seifer laughed again, feeling his cheeks begin to hurt from all the humour, but stood up and stomped over to the Tonberry who snarled, causing Quistis to whimper.

"All right, play times over!" And so Seifer charged for the creature while Squall stood proudly to the side, watching as his blond lover got hit with multiple Grudges as he tackled the Tonberry to the floor. Quistis had slithered out from the battle and was now whimpering at his feet, begging for forgiveness. Squall just merely looked down at her, silently reminding her that should she step out of line again, she knew what would happen. Just outside his office he could hear Selphie selling photo's of Quistis demise and heard a few security staff making bets on who would win the fight. Squall snorted, there was only one winner, and they were all picking the wrong one.

"Ah ha! Got'cha you little bugger."

It was a normal day in Balamb Garden, the students were in class, SeeD's were being sent on dangerous missions, Selphie was planning the next Garden festival with Irvine and Zell. Rinoa was teaching students about how useful animals could be in battle, Quistis was unfortunately lying in the infirmary recovering from the shock over a certain incident. Kobo was in the Training Centre with Rinoa as he was the perfect role model for such a class. Which just left Seifer and Squall.

"Ow, watch it will ya!"

"Stop being a baby."

"The little critter stabbed me!" Squall rolled his eyes and carried on cleaning the rest of Seifer's wounds, ignoring how the other hissed. He redressed the serious wounds in gauzes and gently patted Seifer's shoulder when he was finished, inwardly frowning at the bruises and remnants of Curse littering the others skin. Maybe Seifer should have let Kadowaki heal those instead of the woman just wrapping his wounds up and giving him a Holy Water to rid the affects of Curse. Seifer sat up and rolled his shoulders, observing how Squall readied himself to leave for his office. Seifer scowled.

"You're not going to work." Squall rolled his eyes.

"Yes, I am."

"No, you're going to stay here with me."

"I am going to work."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Ye-mmph." Squall struggled to free himself from the sudden kiss, feeling a little light headed and his lips were tingling again. He went to talk again to make his point that his desk was crammed with paper work but Seifer thwarted him by sealing his lips of his own again, this kiss deeper and more passionate, turning Squall to mush. When they pulled away for air, Squall glared though it was weak as he shrugged off his coat and kicked his boots off. Giving in as he knew he would never win this fight. Seifer was just insatiable at times. He unwillingly loved it though.

"Cheat."He muttered unhappily. Seifer grinned, dragging the other to the bed where they could...'snuggle'.

"You love me for it." He said smugly leaning in for another kiss when they were comfitable.

Squall didn't deny it, or he didn't have chance to...

The End

A/N:...HA! Seifer's a cheat! But he's right, we love him for it and so does Squall...*notices the death glare from Squall* Anywho, this is the epilogue folks and Squall got his revenge. Aw man, I wish I had a Kobo plushie with his new little T-shirt. In fact I wish I had been there when Squall was making up the concoction. It was a little typical though, Kobo loves Seifers hair gel, loves dog treats and bone marrow is good for any growing creature. The chocolate was an added bonus, I mean I know most animals can't have chocolate but Kobo isn't a normal cat or dog is he? Nuh huh, he's Squall's little Avenger! And the thought of Kobo with a little plastic knife is just adorable, he's growing up! *squeals* Anyway, you know the drill folks, R&R and tell me what you think! Send you hugs!