Hawkpath: WELCOME BACK TO-
Sunni: FMA TRUTH OR DARE!
Hawkpath: FUCK YOU FOR STEALING MY LINES!
Sunni: TOO BAD!
Talon: Why are you yelling?
Hawkpath: ITS THE COFFEE. IT MAKES ME VERY ANGRY.
Sunni: IDK! ITS FUN TO YELL RANDOM SHIT.
Talon: WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP! We have to sleep here you know! And I was still sleeping.
Hawkpath: Too bad, Coco Puff, I told you 15 mins ago we were starting.
Sunni: Yeah...Oh! And by the way fans, we dont care about little things in writting. Like putting little comma things in words like dont cant and wont. Because we DONT care. We CANT waste our time doing so. And we WONT because we DONT care. Deal with it.
Hawkpath: Writing may also include, but is not limited to, text chat, mispellings, over useage of the CAPS lock, and much more.
Talon: Because we do have our dignity tho, we do add commas where needed, and capitals. We do not care for reviews that say-
Hawkpath: GAWD! Your a retard! You spelled this and this wrong! Its spelled like this you fucking tard!
Talon: Yeah that. We like to get these speaches over wtih as soon as possible too.
Sunni: So stop groaning about how we should just get on with it, shut the fuck up, and listen.
Hawkpath: Yeah...we all had a rough day... so please...dont piss us offf today.
Sunni: *Types in Ed and Roy for the dares.*
Roy: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU MIDGET!
Ed: AnD I TOLD YOU THAT IF YOU CALL ME A MIDGET ONE MORE TIME, ILL CUT OFF YOUR-...*looks around* Hey...Im back here...
Roy: Wait what?...Wtf...
Hawkpath: Hello Colonel Bastard! Ed!
Roy: Why do I feel like your on the midgets side?
Ed: STOP CALLING ME A MIDGET OR ILL TEAR YOUR-
Hawkpath: EHHH!
Ed: What?
Hawkpath: Less talking! More daring!
Ed: Hawkpath, your completely soaked...actually, you all are.
Sunni and Talon: SHUT UP, PIPSQUEAK!
Hawkpath: *sighs* Well, we had a fire drill at our school today...it was pooring rain...we all ran outside, not even bothering to put jackets on. All of the students were afraid of the fire and were cold from the rain pouring down on us. Then they made us walk to the church for cover. Before we even got in, they told us to walk all the way back to school.
Sunni: In short, stfu cuz we still arent dry and we are very short tempered today, ok?
(Authors Note: All of this actually happened to me at school today. funny thing is, I was saying that I was going to set my paper on fire by snapping at it, and then the fire alarm went off...They must have heard me...WTF! I AINT ROY MUSTANG! I CANT DO THAT YOU IDIOTS!)
Roy: Well...ok then...
Ed: Yeah, I feel bad for you...
Roy: You feel bad for someone? OMG!
Ed: Shut it, Colonel Bastard...
Roy: Hey! Look! A touchy midget who CAN feel bad for people!
Ed: e.o*
Roy: ^_^
Hawkpath: This dare comes from The Silverhand Alchemist
Me: I dare Edward to have a dance battle with Michael Jackson, and whoever loses gets a hit to the balls. I don't think MJ will mind.
MJ: WHAT THE F- IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN KICKED THERE BEFORE!
Me: Oh, then that means it's REALLY gonna hurt. . .
MJ: (Starts whimpering, and paniking) I don't wanna get kicked there, and I thiught you were a loyal fan!
Me: Sorry, Mikey. . .
Ed: Isnt he dead?
Hawkpath: Michael Jackson isnt dead. Hes in Hawaii with Elvis.
Roy: Right...remind me why Im here...?
Sunni: Later.
Ed: Hehehe..wait...I cant dance...
Michael: WELL THEN PREPARE TO DIE! WHOO!
Talon: Hi Michael!
Micheal: Hi, little boy!
Talon: o.e
Michael: NAH! Im not gay!
Hawkpath: Or so he says...
Ed: Gaaawwwwd... lets get this over with... MICHAEL JACKSON! I CHALLENGE YOU TO DANCE BATTLE!
Michael: Oh...oh really? Damn, your a stupid midget...
Ed: e.O
Hawkpath: Oh fu-
Ed: YOU. DO. NOT. CALL. ME. A MIDGET. YA GOT THAT MICHAEL!
Michael: I win.
Ed: WTF...Gets magicaly hit in the balls*
Sunni: He automaticly wins because there is no battling with him. Its like challenging Chuck Norris to combat. You just die instantly...
Talon: Well...next! From T.M.D
I have two dares. I dare Edward to drink a whole gallon of milk and I dare Colonel Mustang to kiss Riza Hawkeye.
Ed: HELL NO!
Roy: HELL YES!
Hawkpath: Shut the HELL up! *Types n Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Aims a gun at Hawkys head* Prepare to die.
Hawkpath: *aims Fluffy at Hawkeye's head.* You first...
Ed: WHOA! The two Hawks got completely competetive!...I have to stop wearing this colonge!
Sunni: Damn right! You smell! Axe is repulisive!
Ed: Whaaaa? The commercials say it attacts hotties!
Sunni: It does the opisite. It REPELS them. * Inches away from Ed*
Ed: Who said you were hot?
Everyone: Ooooooooooo...
Sunni: Excuse me?
Ed: Your excused.
Everyone: Ooohhhhhhhh!
Hawkpath: Oh, no he didnt!
Talon: Oh, but he DID...
Sunni: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME PUNK?
Ed: Let me see...
Sunni: *shoots Ed with a rifle* TAKE THAT YOU FRICKEN MIDGET!
Roy: OMFG...You didnt give me a turn!
Ed: *dead*
Hawkpath: Omg...You killed him already? Damn! Record! * revives Ed*
Ed: OMGWTFBBQ!
Talon: She just killed you...
Ed: AND HOW AM I ALIVE?
Hawkpath: I can revive you. Or anyone...if I feel like it...
Ed: THAT WASNT IN THE CONTRACT!
Hawkpath: Yes it was. You just didnt bother to read it. It states that we and our viewers can kill you all we want.
Ed: e.o...Im going to loose my sanity here, arent I?
Hawkpath: Kiss it goodbye!
Ed: *sniffle*
Roy: Awwww...Is the wittle midget gunna cwy?
Ed: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Talon: Hey, dont we have a dare to do?
Hawkpath: Yes we do, thank you Coco Puff...
Talon: ...
Hawkpath: *poofs in a gallon of milk* Drink it.
Ed: No.
Hawkpath: Drink it.
Ed: No.
Hawkpath: Drink. It.
Ed: I DONT HAVE TO IF I DONT WANT TO!
Hawkpath: YOU WILL OR ILL KILL YOU AND LEAVE YOU DEAD! DO IT IN THE NAME OF FANSERIVE!
Ed: I HATE YOU! *Chugs the milks and drowns*
Sunni: How the hell do you drown in a gallon of milk?
Talon: You accidentaly shove it up you nose, apperntaly...
Hawkpath: I got it...*revives*
Ed: *GASPS* And that is why I hate milk!
Roy: Of corse it is...*Kisses Hawkeye and gets shot in the head*
Hawkeye: Damn dirty bastard...
Hawkpath: That much was expected...*Revives*
Roy: GAWWD...
Sunni: Well, were done here.
Talon: Not yet...
Hawkpath: EXPLAINING TIME!
Sunni: You see, folks, we are getting dares that are expected from Truth or Dare rookies. So step it up!
Hawkpath: Lets see...We need a set of rules for you FMA people...GR got it fine...But...
Talon: Rule 1: Dare about ANYTHING!
Sunni: You can dare about kissing, death, injury, love, stupid shit, anything like that.
Hawkpath: You can dare us to kill the charaters. You can also dare us as well. You can dare Me, Sunni, and Talon. Think as us as the cast as well!
Talon: I think we got it all..!
Sunni: Yep! So...
All: BYE!
Please have fun with your dares and dont stick to one thing! Be creatitive people!