This fan fiction is based of the CP Coulter fan fict, Dalton. The first half of the chapter is all Facebook statuses. The last half is a story. Not all the chapters will be like that, though.
Disclaimer for the whole story: I own nothing…..
Kurt Hummel joined Facebook
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Blaine Anderson, Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, Tina Cohen-Chang, and 253 others
Brittany S. Pierce wrote on Kurt Hummel's Wall: Kurtie! I miss u! Wen r u comin 2 visit me?
Kurt Hummel: I will try to visit this weekend! How about the you, me, and the rest of ND go to dinner at Breadstix?
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Brittany S. Pierce: Sounds gud! 3
David Sullivan: Only if Blaine, Wes and I can come too! We haven't met your friends 'Kurtie'. ;)
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Rachel Berry like Rachel Berry, Rachel Berry's voice, and Pillow Pets
Puck Puckerman: You made all of those fan pages about yourself, didn't you?
Rachel Berry: NO! I would never!
Finn Hudson: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure….
Kurt Hummel, Puck Puckerman, Brittany S. Pierce, Sue Sylvester, and 534 others like this.
Rachel Berry: I'm hurt… :'(
Puck Puckerman: No one cares.
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Kurt Hummel: Is going home for the weekend. Can't wait to get out of the grasps of the Tweedles…
Ethan Brightman: I'm hurt, Alice…
Evan Brightman: Me too! I thought you loved us, Alice!:'(
Mercedes Jones: Why are you calling him'Alice'?
Evan Brightman: Can't say. ;D
Blaine Anderson: Mercedes, you really, really, don't want to know….
Mercedes Jones: Oh, and why is that, White Boi? D
Kurt Hummel: I'll explain when I get back, okay?
Mercedes Jones: You'd better.
Dwight Houston: Can we go to Breadstix with you guys? We want to meet your friends, too, Kurtie.
Santana Lopez: Bring your private school Hotties back home, Kurt. I needs some fresh meat.
Dwight Houston: On second thought, maybe we should stay at Dalton ^^; The demons can't get us here….
Reed Van Kamp: I would love to meet your friends, Alice. We can rent a HUGE hotel room. The 8 of us, and the 12 of ND.
Tina Cohen-Chang: ND can stay at their houses. I can't afford a hotel room.. We can split the 7 Warblers at who's ever house we can. We don't want you guys to spend money if you don't have to.
Blaine Anderson: It's not a problem. I think the hotel is a good idea. I don't think it would be safe to leave Ethan or Evan unattended… Especially alone with a completely unsuspecting family….
Ethan Brightman: :O Blaine! I would never do anything to an unsuspecting family. Now, my not-so-dashing twin might pull something like that.
Evan Brightman: Watch your mouth, SIR!
Blaine Anderson: It's settled. Ethan and Evan will pay for this huge hotel room for 20 people. : )
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Santana Lopez: Is going to Breadstix with her home boi (the fabulous Kurt Hummel ) and his private school friends. Hotel room after. Waaaaaanky. ;D
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Kurt Hummel: Can wait. : )
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Puck Puckerman wrote on Kurt Hummel's wall: Are all the boys at this school gay? If so, I'm out.
Blaine Anderson: No, Noah. Dalton is not an all gay school. The only gay guys at this party are Kurt, Reed, and I. Everyone else is straight.
Mike Chang: Chillax, Puck. Kurt said his friends are cool.
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Quinn Fabray: There will be separate rooms for boys and girls right?
Puck Puckerman: Probably not. And if there was separate rooms, what would be do with Kurt and Blaine?
Kurt Hummel: :'( Thanks Puck….
Quinn Fabray: Kurt will stay in the girls room, Blaine in the boys.
Kurt Hummel: Why couldn't I get my own room with Reed and Blaine. : )
Artie Abrams: Is this Reed kid your boyfriend? Or is Blaine?
Kurt Hummel: ^^; Neither
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Artie Abrams is in a relationship with Brittany S. Pierce
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Finn Hudson is Single
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Rachel Berry: *dislike :'(
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Tina Cohen-Chang and Mike Chang are in a relationship.
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Blaine Anderson: Is packing. Kurt, David, Wes, Dwight, Reed, Ethan, Evan, and I are all heading to Lima for the weeknd. 3
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Mike Chang posted on Kurt Hummel's wall: What rooms do we have?
Kurt Hummel: I'll text it to you guys. We'll be there in two hours. 3
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Burt Hummel joined Facebook
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Burt Hummel: My amazing son is coming home. Hopefully he'll remember to stop at home and see his old man. : )
Kurt Hummel: I will. Promise.
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Carol Hummel is married to Burt Hummel
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Brittany S. Pierce: Breadstix with my boo, Kurtie!
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Brittany S. Pierce: I cant wait 2 c ur hottiness ;D
Kurt Hummel: I can just imagine your sexiness right now. I love you, hottiness. 3
Brittany S. Pierce: We made out. I luv his lady kisses. *kisses the sexi Kurtie*
Kurt Hummel: *kisses Britt-baby back*
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Blaine Anderson; O.o ummmm?…..
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Puck Puckerman: ND and some Warblers are heading to the hotel. ;)
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Mike Chang: I think I speak for everyone when I say we all made a lot of new friends today. Thanks, Kurt Hummel. : )
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Puck Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Mercedes Jones, and 8 others are now friends with Wes Huges, David Sullivan, Dwight Houston, Evan Brightman, Ethan Brightman, and Reed Van Kamp.
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New Directions and the eight Warblers left Breadstix in different cars. They all followed Kurt in his Navigator.
"I really like your friends, Kurt," Reed Van Kamp said, putting his hand on the drivers shoulder. Kurt smiled. He loved his McKinley and his Dalton friends, and the fact that they all got along is more than he could ask for. "Though, I do have to say, I'm traumatized… I can't get the taste of Santana out of my mouth…"
"I told you she would try to kiss one of you. I just didn't think it would be the only one who is obviously not putting out…" Kurt laughed. "What hotel did you two say we were going to?"
"The first one on your right," the Tweedles said in unison. The line of six cars followed Kurt's into the parking lot. The Dalton boys piled out of Kurt's car, grabbing their weekend bags. Blaine was in the passenger seat, so he quickly ran to Kurt's side, grabbing his hand. The boys from Dalton didn't even really notice the two holding hands, New Directions, on the other hand, was shocked and outraged.
Kurt was holding hands with the boy he liked. No one was told they were dating. It wasn't even on Facebook. But the Warblers seemed okay with it. Many questions were hanging in the air as the twins checked into the Hotel. Everyone else hung back, talking among themselves, trying not to look at the two boys holding hands.
"Let's go!" One of the twins shouted, holding a room key above his head. They both ran the other way, giggling like mad men, the rest followed them up the stairs holding back laughter, Artie and Brittany turning down the hall heading to the elevator.
"This is going to be one hell of a night," Finn said, putting his arm around Kurt, "I'm glad you brought your friends." Finn was staring down at his brother, or so Kurt thought. Finn was really looking at his brothers hand, holding Blaine firmly in his, trying to figure out how to talk to the two of them with out it getting awkward.
The three were the last ones to enter the room. Wes, David, Puck, and Mike were already sitting around the TV. Ethan and Evan were hooking their PS3 up to it. The room was huge. Three couches surrounded the TV. A table was set up at the other side of the room, a small kitchen to its right. Two doors were on the far wall. Kurt guessed that the doors let to the bedroom. His guess was proven right with Rachel and Tina poked their heads out of the door on the right.
"Kurt, come on in," Tina said, pulling him into the room. Kurt left go of Blaine's hand, sighing at the loss of contact. Rachel shut the door, and grabbed his other hand. They shoved him onto the end of one of the beds. Brittany was holding her phone screen up to his face. A picture of her and Artie was the back round. "So. I think you have some explaining to do, pretty boy."
Kurt didn't know what to say, so he settled on raising his right eyebrow. He was trying his hardest not to burst out laughing at the look of pure seriousness on Brittany's face.
"Don't pay stupid. Why were you holding Blaine's hand? Are you two dating?" Santana demanded. Little did Kurt know that Blaine was being interrogated on the other side of the door.
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"Blaine, what the hell?" Finn asked, Puck, Mike, Sam, and Artie surrounding him. Blaine had the same reaction as Kurt. He was trying so hard not to laugh. But, when Puck took a step closer, Blaine swallowed, fear creeping throughout his body.
"What?" He croaked.
"Why were you holding Kurt's hand? He's been through a lot, dude. He doesn't need to get hurt right now," Puck said, cracking his knuckles.
"They hold hands all the time," Reed said nonchalantly, stepping around them and pulling Blaine to the couch, putting a protective arm around him.
"Are you two dating?" Mike asked, trying to sound bad ass, it kind of worked.
"No, but give it a few weeks. It's inevitable," David said, never taking his eyes off of the TV. Blaine blushed, not responding. Reed stood up, walking towards the two doors. He didn't know how much more testosterone he could handle.
"Where are you going?" Dwight asked, getting nervous, all of the 'evil' energy in room was starting to freak him out.
"Kurt probably needs me right now," he stated simply.
"What he really meant to say was 'he needs some girl time, but he's trying to act tough,'" Wes said.
"I'm really lost right now," Finn said, flopping on the couch that Puck and Dwight were sitting. Sam was sitting with Wes and David, Ethan and Evan were sitting with Blaine and Mike, and Artie in his wheel chair. David, Wes, Puck and Finn picked up the four controllers, wanting to play Call of Duty, when they heard a scream.
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"Are you cheating on me, Boo?" Brittany asked, sitting in Kurts lap.
"No, baby," Kurt said kissing Brittany's lips. Reed had just walked in right when Brittany and Kurt' lips toughed. He stopped and screamed like a little girl. The boys rushed into the room, thinking someone was dead.
"What the hell did you scream for?" Dwight said looking around the room, and hitting Reed in the back of the head when he saw nothing was wrong. The 'force' of the hit caused Reed to hit his head off of the door.
"K-k-k-" Reed started, rubbing the back of his head, not really knowing what to say.
"Spit it out!"
"Kurt!" All the heads in the room turned to Kurt, who seemed fine.
"What?" Kurt said, "I'm fine."
"You just-" Reed said, "You just kissed a girl. On the mouth with possible tongue!"
All the Dalton boys took a step back. Blaine's face turned a nasty shade of green. Finn, Artie, and the girls started laughing.
"HOW is this funny?" Reed said, leaning against the wall for support, "He's been telling everyone at Dalton he's gay!"
"I am gay," Kurt said, matter-of-factly.
"Then why are you kissing a girl?" David asked, looking from Kurt to the girl still on his lap. There was no space between them.
"Cause I love him," Brittany said, rubbing her nose on Kurts.
"Aren't you her boyfriend?" Wes asked Artie, leaning forward. He used this as an excuse to put a comforting hand on Blaine's shoulder, who seemed to be shaking.
"Yeah," Artie said, grinning.
"Shouldn't you be freaking out? You're girl is kissing someone else!" Reed said, a hand around his neck.
"Guys, I'm completely gay. I promise you. Brittany and I dated last year, and we've been like this ever since. We're not interested in each other, it's just something cute we do," Kurt said, laying his head on Brittany's shoulder.
"Oh," no one knew what else to say.
"Listen, I know it's weird, but I can't imagine being any other way with Britt. It's like when I'm with Blaine. I can't not hold his hand." Blaine smiled at this. He shifted through the group of boys by the door, and sat down next to Kurt.
"You just scared the shit out of me…" He said, putting his forehead on Kurt's. Everyone held their breath, hoping the two would kiss. Brittany leaned forward, putting her forehead on the boys temples.
"I'm sorry, Blainey," she said, kissing his cheek, "I didn't mean to make you think that about Kurt. He's a dolphin, and always will be."
"Wow… Kurt, you are one screwed up kid…" Reed said, slumping to the floor, putting his head between his knees.
"You have no idea," Kurt muttered, his breath tickling Blaine's lips.
"Alright, now that that scare is over, how about we continue with our COD?" Puck said, crossing his arms over his chest. The rest of the boys nodded. Reed stood up, laying on the bed behind Kurt and Blaine. Brittany got out of Kurt's lap, and was now in Santana's lap. Blaine and Kurt still had their foreheads pressed together. Kurt wanted nothing but to reach his lips the two inches to Blaine's. The courage Blaine kept telling Kurt he needed to have, was completely gone. From Blaine as well.
Quinn understood what each boy was feeling, so she decided to take matters into her own hands. She stood up, and lightly bumped into Kurt's back. The space between the boys lips disappeared before either realized what was happening. Kurt froze Blaine, on the other hand, couldn't stop his lips from moving against Kurt's. Kurt closed his eyes and slowly starting to kiss Blaine back.
They were so drawn into the kiss that neither heard the 'awes' coming from the girls. Their lips brushing against the others was the only think that mattered. After five minutes of non stop kissing, the girls and Reed decided to give the pair some privacy. Reed couldn't help but wonder if he should pull them apart. Neither seemed to be breathing.
"Well, hello, Ladies," Puck said, wriggling his eye brows, "Come to watch us play some mad COD?"
"No, we wanted to give Kurt and Blaine some privacy," Quinn said, smiling.
"For?" Wes asked, crossing his fingers.
"Well, when they had their foreheads together, which was so adorable by the way, I kinda fell into Kurt. They haven't come up for air in a good fifteen minutes."
"Yeah, Blaine!" Wes and David yelled as Ethan and Evan yelled, "Get some!"
"You two are as bad ass as we are," Puck said, high fiving the four.
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"Kurt? Blaine?" Reed called as he knocked on the bedroom door, "We're going to have a Wii marathon, do you want to join us?" Reed didn't dare open the door. The last thing he needed was to see his friends naked and sweaty, he didn't want to see that. He wanted to sleep at night, thank you very much.
"Sure," Blaine said, opening the door the whole way. He pulled Kurt put behind me. Both were clothed and looking as fabulous as before. Not one hair was out of place. Did they imagine Kurt and Blaine kissing? Reed took one glance around the room, everyone had the same expression as Reed.
"Umm, how about we play Just Dance?" Finn asked, not looking at his brother. The twins went to the huge suitcase they brought with them and pulled out two more Wii systems. Puck and Finn got the TV's out of the bed rooms, and hooked them all up to play Just Dance.
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Kurt Hummel: Best. Freaking. Night. Of. My. Life. End of story. 3
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Santana Lopez: Get some!
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Quinn Fabray: I amaze myself sometimes.
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Kurt Hummel: My hero, Miss Quinn *bows*
Blaine Anderson: *Bow*
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Blaine Anderson is in a relationship with Kurt Hummel
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Santana Lopez: Does any one else find the number of people that like this funny? 769? Waunakee ;D
Rachel Berry: I'm so happy for you two!
Mercedes Jones: FINALLY! 3
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A/N: Please reivew. :)