Lemony: *sighs heavily* *cries hysterically* This is the final chapter!

The group followed the Minions into the night, they pointed the way the entire time. Luke commanded them as they ran towards The Old Graveyard. Well, the Minions didn't necessarily run, they actually hobbled.

"Where is he?" Luke asked, all the Minions pointed to the ground,

"He's underground, but how do we get there?" Luke continued, all the Minions turned like robots to the mosolium.

"Lets go!" Gin yelled, as he was running he poked out his shoulder and rammed the door with all his might. His need to get Rukia had given him the strength to plow right through the door. Without giving a second thought, Gin descended down the stairs and onward to his love. Sister Mary Katherine, Van, and Father Lawrence followed Gin down the dark, spider webbed stairs ready to take Dracula for all he was worth!

The count had been pacing his quarters watching Rukia's limp body lay sprawled across a bed of pillows unmoving. Dracula sighed heavily and sank to his knees beside her.

"Rukia…" He said gently caressing her cheek, he brushed away the stubborn bang from her face and enjoyed relishing her beauty for a moment. He heard the heavy padding of footsteps descending into his crypt. Rukia began to mutter incoherently withering in a state of suspended animation. The raven-haired girl was trapped somewhere between life and death.

Dracula sighed heavily and rose to his feet. He promised himself that when Rukia awakened she would be his and these…minor nuisances would be taken care off.

Once and for all.

~Meanwhile~

"Luke! Quit playing around!" Van Helsing chided the half-elf. On their way into Dracula's lair the group was swarmed by Minions, but luckily thanks to Luke's little invention he managed to stop the Minions…

"DO DA STANKY LEG!" Luke commanded the Minions as he rolled his leg and shoulders. (Lemony: I really couldn't help myself lol) The Minions began to repeat the action and even looked like a few of them cracked a smile.

"Luke! This is serious!" Sister Mary Katherine giggled rolling her own leg, she couldn't help it.

"But the Minions have rhythm!" Luke whined, Father Lawrence rolled his eyes so hard he threatened to knock himself out. Just as he was about lose his religion, Renfield came sprinting out, shocked at the sight before him. The brunette tried charging Father Lawrence only to be detained and wrestled to the floor by page-soldiers.

"Arrugggua!" He groaned as he struggled to break free. "I…I must help my master!"

"Your master is as good as dead, and so are you if you don't stop fighting." Father Lawrence said stoically.

"We're going to find Rukia!" Sister Mary Katherine called, Sybilla had been tucked away in her robes and was withering helplessly in pain.

"Lawrence, Gin, Luke has the Minions under control. Come with me to find Dracula!"

Gin and Lawrence were about to run with him, when a bone chilling laugh filled the room.

"There's no need to find me." Lo and Behold the count stalked out from the shadows frowning. He was clad in a black robes that bellowed as he walked. Dracula stalked to the center of the room and kept his expression even. His red eyes slid over to Gin's, they burned with a hatred that unmated by anything else.

"You must be Gin." He drawled, "The man who has my sweet Rukia so conflicted."

"Your Rukia?" Gin snapped his red eyes wide with anger, he was so flabbergasted he couldn't think of anything else to say.

Dracula ignored the outburst and turned to Van Helsing.

"Ah, my old nemesis. Long time no see, how long has it been? Forty or fifty years?" Dracula asked, Van scowled so hard his face hurt.

"Its been fifty-eight years, six months, two weeks and thirty seven days since I buried you in Brazil!" Van answered his words dripping with controlled raged. Dracula smirked.

"You have come for my love, I suppose."

Gin sputtered, "Your love! Rukia doesn't love you! You forced her here, bastard! And I'm going to take her back!"

Before the silver-haired man knew what he was doing he charged at Dracula his nostrils flared in fury. Dracula simply smirked and sidestepped, Gin went crashing into one of the stone walls. The dark man turned to Van and Father Lawrence, he beckoned them with a long pale finger.

"Let's have some fun."

~Meanwhile~

"Rukia!" Sister Mary Katherine cried once she found the raven-haired girl in and out of consciousness. She knelt down next to her and cradled her head, Rukia was showing small signs of life but Sister Mary Katherine still had to get her out of here.

"Sis…sy…Mar…" Was all Rukia managed to murmur, her eyelids would flutter open and then close.

"Be silent, my child." Sister Mary Katherine command as she thru an arm over Rukia's shoulder and tried to at least walk her out. Sybilla was howling in pain the entire time, she managed to wriggle out of Sister Mary Katherine's robes and shambled next to them. The little cat felt small traces of vampirism within Rukia's body. Together they walked back along the darkened halls of Dracula's crypt, Sister Mary Katherine dreaded the fact that the only way out was through Dracula's thrown room.

Upon entering she got an eyeful of Van and Father Lawrence fighting valiantly against Dracula, who, actually looked a bit…bored. Father Lawrence conjured more page soldiers and pointed to Dracula.

"Attack!" He boomed, the paged creatures all crowed around Dracula with their arms extended ready to grab him. Dracula yawned, with a wave of his hand he sent out an aura of darkness that ripped each page to pieces. The sheer force of the attack Father Lawrence was shot back until he slammed into the wall. The priest lay limply with his Bible in his lap. Dracula snapped his head to the right once he heard a whimper, he scowled when he saw Sister Mary Katherine trying to shuffle Rukia out.

"Not so fast!" He hollered, he waved his hand once more and sent the poor nun flying to other side of the room. Rukia fell flaccidly onto the stone floor, Van bit his lower lip as he charged Dracula with his sword of light above his head. Dracula turned, and within a fraction of a second he grasped the sword by the blade and ripped it from Van's hands, he grasped the brunette by the throat and tossed him like a ragdoll onto the floor. Van landed with a heavy thud.

Dracula's red eyes lingered on his handy work, everyone was on the ground groaning in agony. All, but Gin who stumbled to his feet, Dracula glared hatefully at him. He was the reason Rukia wasn't his. He was the cause for Rukia's confusion and pain…

The silver-haired man had to die.

In two quick strides Dracula loomed over a dizzy Gin. He snatched the silver haired man by the throat and hoisted him up. Gin kicked wildly and scratched his forearms as he was elevated off the ground. Both sets of red eyes flashed in hatred and rage, Gin was trying his hardest to break out Dracula's vice-grip. The dark man growled his lips curling back to reveal fanged teeth.

"Foolish mortal!" Dracula seethed shaking Gin until his teeth chattered, "Rukia is mine! Do understand? Mine! She will love me and me alone! I-"

Suddenly Dracula's face feel and his pale face got paler. The count slowly lowered his head, when he looked down he saw that he had been impaled by the sword of light. Weakly he dropped Gin and brought his hands to his chest. The silver-haired man looked up at the count, his eyes wide.

Dracula stumbled slightly as he turned to see who had stabbed him, he nearly had a heart attack when he saw…

"Rukia…" He breathed, the younger Kuchiki was fighting to keep herself up, she was kneeling slightly.

"Why…?" The counted breathed with blood spilling between his lips, Rukia was gasping for air. Just trying to lift that damned sword had taken everything out her, and to raise it above her head was even more work.

"I don't love you," Rukia said crawling over to Gin who held onto her, Dracula stared down at the couple who were intimately embrace. For the first time in centuries, Dracula couldn't breath. Rukia had stabbed him directly in the heart, he blinked down at the small girl with soft eyes. His vision became cloudy and his head seemed like it wouldn't stay up, he gave Rukia a small smile.

"But I'll always love you…" The count stumbled until a fierce wind picked up and blew the dark man into ashes that scattered the room.

It was over.

Dracula was finally dead.

Gin looked at his beloved Kuchiki and held her so close he nearly smothered her. Rukia happily accepted his embrace.

"Oh Rukia…I love you, I love you so much…" Gin declared his love for her over and over again.

"HELLO!" Sybilla cried, log-rolling across the floor,

"Sybilla!" Van yelled getting to his feet and limping over to his precious cat. Sybilla was twitching and convulsing violently. Van carefully picked her up as she engulfed in bright white light. He felt Sybilla become heavy in his arms. Van watched, awestruck, ass Sybilla's hind legs stretched, her front paws transformed into her arms, and she grew into a full human woman.

"Sybilla?" Van breathed down at the woman he held, she had white hair that laced his fingers, the woman was very pale.

"Van…" The woman breathed with her crystal blue eyes fluttering, Sybilla looked up at her master and down at her new body.

"I…I'm human again…" She breathed, "I don't understand…"

"I believe I have the answer to that," Sister Mary Katherine said rubbing her aching head, "You said you were bitten by a vampire who turned you into a cat. Apparently it was Dracula, by killing him you transformed back into your normal self."

Sybilla and Van both looked at each other, Sybilla tried to stand by wobbled slightly,

"Yes! I'm human again!"

All in all, it had been a pretty good night…

~Epilogue~

"I now pronounce you, heathen and heathen." Father Lawrence said only to get an elbow in the ribs by Sister Mary Katherine. Father Lawrence actually chuckled,

"By the power invested in me by the holy Lord, I now pounce you husband and wife,"

With that said Gin kissed his new wife tenderly, Rukia returned the kiss just as deeply to her husband.

"Awww…." Sybilla cooed dabbing her eyes to keep tears from falling, Van stood next to her smiling from ear to ear. Rukia and Gin's wedding was held at the Cathedral, and everyone came. Ichigo, Renji, Orihime, Izuru, Rangiku, and Byakuya…who slept through the majority of the ceremony, and many, many more. They all clapped happily once Rukia and Gin were joined in holy matrimony.

At the reception, Ukitake and Shunshei got wasted as everyone else danced to the musical styling's of Luke and The Dancing Minions.

"ALRIGHT EVERYBODY! NOW HERE WE GO! IT'S A BRAND NEW VERSION OF THE DOSSY-DO! JUST STOMP YOUR FEET AND CLAP YOUR HANDS! COME ON EVERYBODY! NOW FEEL THE GROVE!" Luke sang happily into the microphone as everyone dance at Rukia and Gin's wedding. Believe it or not, Luke and the Minions actually got a show in Vegas.

Finally it came time for Rukia to throw the bouquet, all the girls crowed around as Gin lifted Rukia onto his shoulders.

"Ready?" She called, all the girls screeched with excitement, Rukia thru the bouquet and it landed…

Dead square in Father Lawrence's lap. Sybilla had been sitting next to him and she looked at the stoic man. He looked down at the frilly flowers and scowled,

"Awww….now you're going to get married!" She gushed, Father Lawrence turned a furious shade of red when he felt Sybilla put her hand on his knee. Maybe abominations weren't so bad…

As for Renfiled, he was freed of his servitude to Dracula and became a monk at the church right under Father Lawerence unfortunately.

Meanwhile on the dance floor, Sister Mary Katherine was dropping it like it's hot.

"GO SISTER! GO SISTER! GO SISTER!" Everyone laughed, Rukia got a chance to talk to her after her dance was done.

"That why I didn't tell you why I was nun," Sister Mary Katherine laughed, "I used to be a stripper."

Both Gin and Rukia cracked up laughing, somehow, that just seemed right. They all snapped their heads to the right when they saw the dance floor going crazy. Sybilla and Father Lawrence…were dancing together.

"IS IT WORTH IT? LET ME WORK IT! I PUT THAT THANG DOWN, FLIP IT, AND REVERSE IT!" Luke sang as Minions shook their asses behind him on stage.

In the end a demon's love can't compare to true love.

THE END!

Lemony: There's another one for the books, I had to end it on a happy note, any-who always remember to look out for what ever story pops out of my dome next, who knows what'll be…REVIEW!