AN: So this came out a bit like M'gann's cookies... or Starfire's cake/pudding.

For those of you who didn't get that it means this is a bit weird.

This was written for Epochal Eclipse's Fairy Tale Challenge but it may of may not have worked. You decide.

(P.S. I don't own)

(P.P.S. My Prompt was Swan Lake/Swan Princess)

Italic text: Narrator 1

Reguar text: Narrator 2

Bold text: Narrator 3

- Erm, right?

-And if the superheroes amounted to all these royally pretentious people then the super villains would be the evil sorcerers and witches, the ones who transfigure the princess or poison the apple. Right?

-Right again, I suppose.

-If heroes are the heroes and villains are the villains then their respective bases would be the good and evil castles. Right?

-Yes.

-So if the bases are the castles then-

-Yes, yes, yes, we get the point. Honestly was that even going anywhere?

-Umm...

Not really...

-Didn't think so, mind if I finish this?

-But I wanted to-

-Let me answer for you. No. You don't mind at all, in fact you were just leaving to go and narrate some Twilight Fanfiction full of Mary Sues.

-If you're going to make me narrate an unbearably bad Fanfiction at least make it a good one.

-No, you don't deserve it. Now scram so I can finish this drabble.

-Fine.

-Good, so that that he's gone...

Heroes are heroes and villains are villains. I think that much we established. But what happens to good guys who turn evil? Or the evil guys who turn good?

Life isn't a fairytale I'm afraid, if heroes are handsome princes or princesses then the one in distress is not guaranteed a kiss at the end of the day, well maybe if the prince is a certain speedster the damsel would be in luck, but that's beside the point. Life is not a fairy tale.

What the last narrator said at the beginning is true if you want it to be, but not in a literal sense;

Yes, America is a magic kingdom, there's Halloween, Thanksgiving and Fourth of July to prove that.

Yes, the heroes are the knights, princes and princesses; you just don't see it when the Knight is one who wears a cape and cowl.

Yes, villains are bad guys, just look at what happened when I- umm... Artemis got on the wrong side of Circe last month.

-Ooh! Ooh!

Can I tell this bit?

-I thought I got rid of you.

-But Twilight is boring.

-Fine, you can stay...

-Yes!

-But sit in a corner and don't say, do or touch anything.

-Does that include your-

-Yes Wally, it does include my Swan Princess book!

-Whoops!

-Ok, that's it!

-Hey...

Ow! Ouch!

Not the face! Chicks dig the face!

{SIGNAL LOST-PLEASE WAIT}

-So... hey guys.

Robin here. Yeah that Robin, Batman's partner, first underage hero ever, the one from Gotham City,

-I'm from Gotham too Boy Wonder!

-I kinda guessed that Artemis.

Anyway, just to explain what happened there. Wally was being philosophical, Artemis got turned into a swan last week and Wally broke a book that Artemis got from her mom.

Oh the irony, the book was Swan Lake.