Disclaimer: No, Glee isn't mine. If it was Puck would always be shirtless and Finn would be mute. Rated T for potty mouths. And cuz I'm paranoid.

AN: I couldn't get this out of my head after that little scene in Blame It between Puck & Rachel. This is my first fanfic... EVER. It has not been beta(ed) and honestly is just me trying to get this out of my head. Anyone that can do a better job with this idea is more than welcome to it. PLEASE take my plot bunny and make it awesome!

Basically Finn overheard a slightly different version of the conversation between Puck & Rachel in the choir room before she tried out her original song for Finn. I've taken the liberty of basically spacing that episode far enough from Silly Love Songs to give Rachel time to get over Finn. Also, no Lauren just because I consider her a superfluous temporary part of the Glee Club. Without further ado...

"Are you sure about this Finn?" questioned Mercedes.

"I heard her tell him to come over at 6 to get everything ready." he replied.

"But if Puck convinced Manhands to throw a party just for the Glee kids why wouldn't they actually tell us?"

"Santana be nice! Well there's only one way to find out. I'm knocking." stated Tina.

Moments later a smiling Rachel Berry opened the door asking how much the total was. The moment she noticed the entirety of the Glee Club standing on her porch her face dropped.

"Wha-what are you guys doing here?" she stuttered.

Kurt began to explain that Finn overheard her telling Puck to arrive at 6 to prepare when Finn interrupted.

"Why are you wearing Puck's practice jersey?"

It was at that moment that everyone noticed their resident diva was wearing only a #20 WMHS football jersey and black boy shorts. And the questions came at once.

"Puckleberry lives?"

"When did this happen?"

"What the fuck midget?"

"Are you guys gonna get married and have little Jewish babies?"

"Babe I thought you said the food was… Hey losers." said Puck. He threw an arm around a shocked Rachel wearing nothing but basketball shorts and a smile.

The momentary silence was broken by Finn. "What the hell dude? You said you'd stay away from her!"

"No. I said I wouldn't get in the middle of your drama. But then you started making out with Fabray and she realized she was over you. You have no say in who she speaks to, what she does or WHO she does."

"NOAH!"

Blaine was confused and a little tired of the back and forth decided it was time for a little clarification. "I don't understand. Why does it matter that Puck & Rachel are dating?"

Seeing the delivery man at standing behind his fellow Glee clubbers, Puck motioned him forward and paid him. Having decided that enough of his sexy time had been intruded on he elected to bring them up to date.

"Ok let's just get this over with. Rach & I are together, like together together. She couldn't resist my guns anymore and well let's face it 2 Jews as hot as us just belong together. Now we're going to take our Chinese food, go back inside and get back to sexy time and we'll see you losers on Monday." with that Puck simply back himself and Rachel into the house and shut the door.

The awkward tension and silence was relieved by Kurt's joyous shout

"PUCKLEBERRY LIVES!"