"Oh c'mon Naruto. Look at this babe! She's a total hottie!"

"..."

"Aren't ya going to say anything dude?"

"I wonder if they're finally selling ramen in the cafeteria?"

"GAAAH! You're impossible!"

Naruto smirked as his friend Saruyama Kenichi began muttering about "stupid friends who haven't grown up". He turned towards the window at the clear blue sky, admiring its simple beauty.

During the ending of the Fourth Shinobi War, he summoned the Shinigami in order to seal the Uchiha patriarch. However, he messed up a hand seal and summoned Izanagi, the original Goddess of Death. To his surprise, she took pity on him and after sealing Uchiha Madara, had sent him to a world where he could enjoy a carefree life for all of the suffering he endured during his life. Naruto chuckled softly. He was dropped in front of the Yuuki household in the form of an eight year old boy. The family there took pity on him and adopted him as one of their own, raising him alongside Rito and Mikan. To be honest though, nowadays, they raised themselves as both of their parents were mostly away due to their jobs.

Speaking of Rito, Naruto sighed as he spotted his brother stalking his beloved crush yet again. Naruto quietly walked towards his brother, close enough to hear him mutter how beautiful Haruna Sairenji was.

"If you going to keep stalking her, she's going to find out and she'll slap a restraining order on you Rito," Naruto said.

"WHO'S STALKING HARUNA-CHAN?" Rito yelled. He reddened in embarrassment and glared at his foster brother in annoyance. Naruto hid a snigger and threw a hand over his brother's shoulder.

"Yare, yare, Rito. You're making this so troublesome. Just be honest about your feelings," Naruto said lazily.

"Easy for you to say," Rito argued. "You get a confession from a girl practically every week!"

Naruto gave his brother an annoyed glance. "You know I always let them down gently. Besides many of them want to see what's under my eye patch or pet my birthmarks."

Rito's eyes strayed to the three lateral marks on each side of his brother's face and the piece of cloth covering his brother's right eye. There was a faint scar that stretched from beneath the eye patch. In all of his life, Naruto had never removed the eye patch and any attempt to remove it would end badly. Rito himself had tried many times to remove Naruto's eye patch when his brother was asleep only for Naruto to twist and turn so that reaching it would be impossible.

Naruto was also known as the school's "delinquent". While growing up, he was the object of ridicule because of the eye patch and would often get into fights because people would try to remove the eye patch. When he entered middle school, he was nearly suspended several times because some of the students there would not leave his eye patch alone. It was only the fact that Naruto had near perfect grades and had played the handicapped card that he wasn't suspended or expelled.

Rito had always admired his brother for him being so carefree, strong, and smart. He sighed. If only he was like Naruto then Haruna-chan would like him. He was sure of it.

"You're thinking that if you were more like me, your precious Haruna-chan would like you, right?"

Rito stared at his brother in shock. Naruto smirked and patted his brother's head.

"I don't think so. I think she would go after your type. By the way, there's she is, good luck!" Naruto said hurriedly. "HARUNA-CHAN! Over here!"

"Naruto!" Rito screamed as his brother leaped into the bushes. Sairenji looked up confused and saw no one. She shrugged and turned back to her book. In the bushes, Naruto gave his brother a disappointed look and shook his head.

"Brother, I am disappoint."

"Shut up!"

That night while Rito was upstairs talking with his friend, Saruyama, Naruto was downstairs with Mikan, helping Mikan cook. Mikan smiled as she dumped the vegetables into the pot and gave the chopping board to her brother. Naruto quickly washed the board and set it to dry with the other dishes. Mikan watched as her brother began to set the table for dinner, thankful for having Naruto around. When they were growing up, whenever Rito would play soccer or play with his friends, Naruto was always there to play with her until Rito got back. She often went to him whenever she needed help and would often give her useful advice whenever she was troubled. Even though Rito was technically the oldest, she always felt that Naruto was really the oldest sibling out of the three of them.

Mikan reddened slightly and shook her head as she stirred the stew. At school today, one of her friends asked what she liked in a boy and all that she could think of was Naruto. She palmed her face. She couldn't think of Naruto like that! She was his sister. Then again, they were not related in blood.

"Snap out of it Mikan!" she thought.

"I'm going to take a bath now Mikan. Do you need any help here?" Naruto asked.

Mikan shook her head. "No I'm fine, Naruto-nii."

"Okie-doke. Just call us when the dinner's ready."

Naruto bounded up the stairs to the bathroom. He turned on the water and stripped off his clothes before slipping in the warm water. He sighed as the comforting heat relaxed his muscles.

"Ahh, this is the life," Naruto whispered. He tilted his head back and closed his eyes, savoring the moment. It was simple joys like these that Naruto loved.

Plop.

Naruto's head jerked and he looked down to see a mass of bubbles began to rise from the bath. He looked at the bubbles confused before a light flashed, blinding him. He blinked rapidly several times, trying to regain his vision.

"Ahhhh. Escape successful!"

Naruto's eye widened in shock as he stared at the beautiful, pink-haired teenage girl that had seemingly appeared from that flash of light. The girl looked at him confused but smiled at him.

"Ah who are you?" the girl asked.

If Naruto hadn't experienced his time with Ero-sennin, he would have shrieked, fainted, and died of a nosebleed. However, he merely sighed and averted his eyes from the girl.

"I'm Naruto. Mind closing your eyes so I can get both of us towels?"

"Ok!"

Naruto strode out of the bath and picked up towels for him and his mysterious guest. He wrapped the towel around his waist and handed the towel to the girl who thankfully wrapped it around her (ahem) lady parts. Naruto then led her to his room and locked the door. She gave a small sound of curiosity as she stared around his room. It was very spartan, with only a desk, bed, and a training post he found at an old antique store. On his desk were instruction manuals of different martial arts styles and a couple mangas. Near his desk was a bokken as well since he was an unofficial member of the kendo club as well.

Naruto opened his closet and pulled out clothes for himself and the girl. He quickly put on the clothes and turned to his guest who was dressed in a simple t-shirt and his shorts. Naruto reddened but composed himself.

"Well, now that we're clothed, who are you?" Naruto asked. The girl smiled and pointed to herself.

"I'm Lala."

"Well, Lala-chan, nice to meet you," Naruto said calmly. Lala smiled. "Where'd you come from?"

"Oh, I'm from the planet Deviluke!" Lala said happily. Naruto nodded.

"So you're an alien?"

"Uh huh!" Lala said. She turned around pulled her shorts down to reveal a tail. "See?"

"Ok," Naruto said. "I believe you."

"Really?"

"Well, you obviously have a tail that is definitely not part of human anatomy. Otherwise you would try to hide it," Naruto said calmly. "So how'd you get into my bathroom?"

"It's because of this!" Lala said happily and displayed a small bracelet on her arm. "It's my invention Pyon-Pyon-Warp-kun! I can't control the destination yet but it allows me to instantly teleport myself a short distance."

Naruto nodded. "But why use it?"

Lala's face fell. "I was chased in my starship and used it in the bathroom in order to warp into your bathroom. I thought if I reached Earth, I would be safe. When I used it, my pursuers had almost taken me and dragged me aboard their ship."

Naruto sighed and sat down on his chair.

"Well for now you're safe. You can sleep here tonight," Naruto said. "When my brother and sister fall asleep, I'll grab some food for you. Okay, Lala-chan?"

"Thank you!" Lala cried and she hugged Naruto. Naruto chuckled and patted her back.

"It's no problem."

"Lala-sama!"

Lala and Naruto turned to see an odd robot fly in through the open window. Lala cried in joy and hugged the small robot.

"Peke! I'm so happy you're alright! You were able to escape safely too!"

"I was lucky since the ship had safely entered Earth's atmosphere, Lala-sama," Peke said. It noticed Naruto and looked at Lala, confused.

"Excuse me, Lala-sama. Who is that one-eyed alien?" Peke asked. Lala smiled.

"He lives here and offered to shelter me for the night!" Lala said brightly. Her face fell and she looked at Naruto, embarrassed. "I'm sorry but I never got your name."

"I'm Naruto U.N. Yuuuki! How do you do, Peke-san?" Naruto asked.

"Nice to meet you Naruto-sama!" Peke said.

"Peke is an all-purpose costume robot that I made," Lala said. She took off the clothes that Naruto gave her and turned to Peke. "Alright Peke, dress form!"

Peke glowed and morphed into clothing for Lala. She smiled as the her clothing fit perfectly. Naruto gave a low whistle in amazement.

"Perfect Peke!" Lala said. She turned to Naruto. "How do I look?"

"It's strange but you look beautiful in it, Lala-chan!" Naruto said, giving her a thumbs-up. Lala blushed.

"Thanks!"

"So what now, Lala-sama?" Peke asked.

Two blurs jumped through the window. Both of them stopped in front of Lala. Naruto glared at the two new arrivals. They were tough looking men in suits and shades with an arrowed tail poking out from their suits. One of them grabbed Lala, much to her displeasure.

"Geez, what a troublesome lady. I should've tied her hands and feet when we left."

"Let's go!"

"Let go of me!" Lala cried. "I'm not going!"

"Be reasonable Lala-sama!"

"Leave me alone!"

"Grr! Get her feet!"

Naruto had enough and grabbed the bokken leaning on his desk. He struck one in the bridge of his nose and the other on the side of his head, stunning both of them. He grabbed Lala's hand and jumped out the window, pulling her along.

"C'mon!"

"Naruto?"

Naruto ran on top of the rooftops while pulling Lala along, leading her away from her pursuers.

"What are you doing?" Lala asked.

"I'm helping you."

"Why?"

"Do I need a reason to when I see someone who needs help?" Naruto asked. He gave Lala a smile. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a huge truck flying through the air. He grabbed Lala and pulled her close to himself as the truck flew towards them, landing just inches away. The two black suits turned to Naruto who pulled Lala behind him.

"Earthling, do not interfere in matters that do not concern you. Lala-sama, you must come with us and return home."

"NO! I don't care if I'm the heir! I'm tired of meeting those candidates for my husband!"

"But Lala-sama-!"

"You heard the lady," Naruto growled. "She stays."

"Why you!" the man growled. However he stopped when Naruto pulled off his eye patch to reveal a silver eye with four rings surrounding the pupil. On each of the rings were three tomoes, surrounding the pupil in a triangular pattern. The two men froze as they stared, transfixed at the eye. The tomoes around the eye began to spin as Naruto raised a hand at the two men.

"Almighty Push."

The two men gasped as they felt themselves blasted away by some unknown energy. They slammed into two nearby trees, knocking the air out of them. They wheezed and struggled to stand back up.

"You!"

"Almighty Penance."

The two men were flattened to the ground, unable to move as the gravity on them suddenly increased to nearly a hundred times. Naruto turned to Lala.

"If you're going to do something, do it now. The longer I use this technique, the more it strains me," Naruto said. Lala nodded and pulled out her cellphone. The cellphone's light glowed brightly and revealed a large octopus-like machine floating in midair.

"Go, Vacuum-kun! Suck them up!" Lala commanded. The machine whirred and opened its mouth. A huge gust of air began to suck everything near into its mouth. Naruto released the technique and the two suits were sucked into inside the machine. Naruto struggled as the air threatened to suck him up too.

"Lala! Shut it off!"

"I don't remember how!"

"Crap," Naruto muttered as he flew into the air and inside the machine. Just then the machine shuddered and exploded, sending him high into the air before falling to the ground. Hard.

"Well that sucked," Naruto whispered as he slipped his eye patch back on just before he blacked out.

The next morning, Naruto and Rito walked to school. Rito looked at his brother as he looked unusually tired. Naruto stifled a yawn and turned to Rito.

"What're you looking at?" Naruto asked.

"Sorry!" Rito said.

"No it's fine. I just had a rough night," Naruto said. Rito nodded. They walked in silence for a bit before Naruto spoke up.

"So you figured out how're you're going to confess to Haruna-chan?"

"Nii-san!"

"Hello Rito-kun. Naruto-kun."

"Morning Sairenji!" Naruto said casually. He looked at his brother who was frozen in shock. Rito's heart hammered and he turned to his brother, who merely gave him a nod before bowing to Haruna.

"Since the the first time I saw you, I've liked you. So please, will you go out with me?"

Rito looked up to see the confused face of a complete stranger while Haruna looked at Rito and the stranger, amused. Naruto however was laughing loudly and slapping his brother in the back.

"Sorry, stranger, but I don't know who you are but I was thinking the same thing about Naruto!" the stranger said. To Rito's and Haruna's amazement, the stranger leaped into Naruto's arms and hugged him tightly. Naruto automatically hugged the girl back. "Let's get married, Naruto!"

"MARRIED?" Naruto thought.