You know the drill. I do not own Glee, etc.

Puck walked up to Kurt. "Excuse me, but I think I dropped something." he said.

Kurt eyed him warily. "What?"

Puck winked at him. "My jaw." he said, then walked away, leaving Kurt staring at him in confusion.

oOoOoO

Rachel smiled at Puck as he walked up to her. "Hey, I was just looking for you. I have a plan to get Finn back and I need you to help me make him jealous."

"Sorry, Rach. Can't do it." Puck said. "By the way, did it hurt?"

Rachel blinked in confusion. "Did what hurt?"

"Falling out of heaven." Puck replied, before walking away.

oOoOoO

Puck grinned as he looked at Finn. This would be too easy. He walked over and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Hey dude." Finn said, looking up.

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes." Puck said, then walked away.

oOoOoO

Mercedes sighed and looked up. "What do you want, Puck?"

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?" Puck asked.

Merecedes stared at him. "Oh, you going to get it now." she said, standing up.

Puck got up and walked away before she could grab him.

oOoOoO

Brittany smiled at Puck. "Hey. Did you come to see my alien?"

"Maybe another time, Brittany." Puck replied. "Where have you been all my life?"

Brittany was confused. "What do you mean? I've been here... I think."

Puck sighed. "Never mind. I'm just messing around."

"Messing around with what?"

Puck leaned forward and kissed her on the cheek. "Never change, Brittany."

oOoOoO

"Hey, bro. I keep hearing strange rumors that you're using pick up lines on the Glee club."

Puck looked over at Sam. "Maybe." he replied. "Can I have directions?"

"Um, to where?" Sam asked.

"To your heart." Puck said.

oOoOoO

"Your name must be Mickey, cause you're so fine."

Santana looked up at Puck. "Boy, you better start running right now."

Puck grinned and walked away.

oOoOoO

Mike eyed Puck warily. "Go away. Kurt already warned me about you."

Puck slung an arm over Mike's shoulder. "Warned you about what?"

"The pick up lines. He said you're hitting everyone in Glee club."

"Am not." Puck replied. "By the way, what time is it?"

Mike looked down at his watch. "It's 2:30. Why?"

Puck grinned as he pulled away. "It's 2:30 pm on Thursday, March 17. Thanks, I just wanted to remember the exact moment I met you." He walked off before Mike could say anything else.

oOoOoO

Mercedes groaned. "Don't look now but Pick-up Puck is coming our way."

Tina looked over just as Puck appeared beside them. "Hey, Tina, was your dad a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes." He made his escape while Tina tried to come up with a retort.

oOoOoO

Puck walked up beside Artie. "Hey, Artie, pinch me."

"Why?" Artie asked.

"Because you're so fine, I must be dreaming."

oOoOoO

Puck walked up to Lauren. "Ouuch!" he cried, putting a hand up to the side of his face.

"What's the matter with you?" Lauren asked.

"My tooth hurts because you're so sweet." Puck said, the ran off before she could kill him.

oOoOoO

Puck studied Quinn. He'd have to be careful with her. He walked up to her. "Hey, Quinn. How's it going?"

"Great, until you showed up." Was the reply.

Puck winced. "Wow, that really hurt."

"Shut up."

"So eloquent."

"What do you want?" Quinn asked, turning to look at him.

"Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'."