"Crap, crap, crap." Dick muttered as he darted down the street, "Fifteen minutes, fifteen freakin' minutes!"

"Perhaps if you just explained yourself to her, Master Richar-." Alfred's voice sounded on Dick's com link.

"That's stupid, Alfred, she'll bite my head off!"

"If that is the case, then I shall have your will prepared by the time they ship your body back home."

"Make sure Wally doesn't get any of my video games."

"That should not be a problem."


Dick swallowed hard as he approached the church. Wally was waiting outside for him.

"Dude, you're late."

"Whatever, I know, I got held up stopping the Joker."

"Whatever, bro, just get in there."

Dick took a deep breath before opening the doors of the church. He scurried to the front of the alter and stood in position. As soon as he was there, the piano began to play.

Artemis and Megan, accompanied by Kaldur and Wally, began to make their way down the isle, closely followed by Vanessa's two young cousins, playing the flowergirl and ring bearer.

Everyone stood when Vanessa made her appearance. She wore a off-white mermaid styled wedding dress and her hair was done up in an up do at the top of her head. A long veil flowed behind her, adding elegance to the already beautiful girl.

Dick turned to watch her come closer, then noticed something. Vanessa was mouthing something to him.

'You're late! Just you wait until I get up there.'