My brother walked off stage, his cheeks flushed and his face sweaty. I groaned, his fans always went wild whenever Len performed Spice!, it was one thing I could never get used to. He glanced at me and pouted, turning in a different direction and walking off to his dressing room. I was about to peep out to the crowd, but I was stopped by arms pulling me away from the stage. Hair tickled my skin and I knew who it was at once.

"Naughty Rin-Rin!" A singsong voice giggled, it was Miku Hatsune. "You can't spy on the crowd!"

"Why do they cheer so much?" I asked her angrily. Miku tapped her noise, as if she were actually smart. I knew what it meant; Master had something to do with it. Master had always had a thing for Len, as weird as that may sound.

So, I decided to barge into Len's dressing room and demand an explanation.

"How do you have so many fans?" I asked him and he shrugged. "You know what, I bet your life is perfect - singing about sex and having plenty of choices for a girlfriend!"

My brother frowned, but then his lips curved into a smile. "If you think my life is so great, why don't we switch places for a concert and you sing Spice!?"

I easily agreed and the next day, I attended stage practice, so that I knew the choreography to the whole song. It was horrible. I saw why Len hated it, he had to pin Miku down while singing and kiss the beer-breathed Meiko. So, I glared at him.

xXx

When the day of the performance came, I was wearing a typical player's school uniform, while Len was wearing my meltdown costume. I think he pulled the dress off better than me. I gulped as I walked on the stage, this was going to be humiliating. Len's fans cheered, they were in for one hell of a show. The music started and Meiko entered from the side, swirling around me in a seemingly seductive way. I wanted to puke. I started singing and I was almost gagging, it was horrible.

Meiko kissed me after the chorus, which was dreadful if you wondered. She looked taken aback that my breath didn't taste like bananas as Len's did, I couldn't help that I was an orange freak!

In the interlude, Miku came on. The bit I was dreading. She looked so eager, I couldn't do it. I stopped as she approached me. Miku looked confused, the crowd looked confused, but suddenly, even I was confused. I heard a voice that sounded surprisingly like my own, so I knew that Len was singing. He walked towards Miku and kissed her for a few seconds, before exclaiming something completely absurd.

"Yes everyone, I, Rin Kagamine, am a lesbian!"

I will never forget the look on Master's face as Len said that.

Short oneshot is undescribed, short and odd - just like me! :D

You have to love it, right? *_*

I can just imagine master being like "o_O!" xD