IZ Questionaire of Doom! Chapter 19, an invader zim fanfic

Desi: Alright, so I understand it's been awhile since I had a new chapter... No hard feelings right? *Smiles nervously*

Tak: *Rolls eyes* I bet everyones forgotten us.

Desi: I'm sorry! I really am. But I'm here now! Okay? So let's begin! First up is crazyone256

I'M BACK! Again, no rapr, it's gross.

Purple-I agree with Desi it does just screams perfect couple.

Red-I dare you to dunk into this pool of water. It's kinda unfair that i tourer Purple on it.

Purple: What? NO! THROW THEM ALL OUT THE AIRLOCK!

Desi: You can't just throw them out the airlock! They're over the internet!

Purple: Then throw the internet out the airlock!

Desi: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Purple: *Crosses arms and pouts*

Desi: *Sighs and shoves Red towards a pool of water* Go on.

Red: *Growls but jumps in and jumps out sizzling* AHHHHHH!

Gaz-I like waffles. XD

Zim-HI ZIMMY! I dare you to eat this cookie.

Desi and Annie: I give you both cookies, and yes you can use the catapult to chuck noris intored...ERIK!

Erik-Sorry. XD

Gir-PLEASE WEAR THIS BOWTIE AND FEZ BECAUSE YOU LOOK SO CUTE IN IT! *Hug's*

Co-That's all i got for now but there will be more tourcher idea's in my head soon OH and a fop is not from the Fairly Odd Parent's. This is a HUMAN who try's to kill Erik. Him and his evil shiny hair...HAIR CAN NOT BE THAT SHINY!

Desi: Annie would love seeing Gir dressed as the Doctor. ^.^ *Puts fez and bowtie on Gir*

Gir: Fezzy!

Desi: *Hand's cookie to Zim* Go on, eat it! You know you wanna! *Says in singsong*

Zim: FILTHY HUMAN! ZIM DOES NOT WANT YOUR FILTHY COOKIE! *Swats cookie to the ground*

Desi: Well now it's filthy. *Hands Zim another cookie* Eat this or I will shove it in your mouth.

Zim: *Growls but takes it and eats it with a gross face and coughs a bunch*

Desi: Next is AvP66

AvP66:

Well, it is 4 AM, I'm bored, and it's time for dares.

Zim, you get a massiveload of battletanks if you tie Skoodge to a rocket that gets launched into the sun. And Desi, play some music for this!

Zim: Okay!

Desi: And now to play some unfitting music! *Puts on White and Nerdy*

Skoodge: Wait, can't we talk about this?

Purple: I'm debating whether I want to see Skoodge launched into the sun, or not because if Zim gets those battletanks we're just DOOMED!

Ms. Bitters: Doomed... Doomed... Doomed...

Desi: HOW'D SHE GET HERE? O.O

Red: Ah well, lets not worry about the future til we get there!

Purple: Good idea!

*Zim ties Skoodge up to a rocket which gets launched into the sky. Skoodge screams the whole way up until you can't hear or see him anymore and all the while the Tallest are laughing and enjoying the scene*

Desi: *Staring up into the sky* Poor, poor Skoodge.

Zim: Now gimme! *Does give me gesture*

Desi: *Hands Zim battletanks* Go nuts.

Zim: *Hops in a battletank, laughs evily and starts destroying everything in sight*

Purple: Time to panic!

Red: And run! Don't forget run!

*Tallest start running and screaming with arms flailing*

Tak, you get to use a plasma minigun on Zim.

Tak: HA! *Starts shooting Zim with plasma*

Zim: *Starts shooting rockets out of the battletank towards Tak* Stop that! Zim shall destroy you!

Tak: No!

Desi: *Flinches everytime a rocket or plasma causes a hole in the wall*

Skoodge, if you have survived the sun, you must date GIR. Yes, I just said that.

Gir, eat Skoodges head.

*Skoodge walks in the room warily with burned skin and panting* That was close.

Desi: I thought you guys were immune to fire! Why are you singed!

Skoodge: I don't know, but I barely made it out alive! Aren't you glad? *Smiles*

Desi: Yes. Now you must date Gir for some horrid reason. Have fun. *Whistles and truck crashes through the wall*

Gir: Yay, Skoodgey! *Latches onto Skoodge's head and tries putting his head in his mouth*

Desi: This is so awkward.

Skoodge: O.O *Gets in truck with Gir on his head and it drives away*

Desi: What a horrifying crack pairing. Oh well.

Tallest Red, you get to taste every snack in the world while Purple gets mauled by angry bears and crazy fans.

Desi: Aww... Why couldn't he be mauled by angry beavers? I'm making it changed to beavers. LARD NAR! RELEASE THE BEAVERS! SPLEENK! RELEASE THE FANS!

*Lard Nar and Spleenk release the beavers and fans*

Purple: No, no, no! AHHHHH! *Starts running as beavers come in a stampede*

PFangirl 1: *Chasing Purple* Oh, Purple, you're so hawt! Let us see under that dress!

PFangirl 2: *Giggling* WE LOVE YOUUU!

Purple: AHHHHHHH-ITSNOTADRESS-AHHHHHHH! GETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAY!

*Beavers trample him and attach him with their teeth and tails, while the fangirls do fangirl things ;)*

Purple: CURSE YOU RED!

Red: *Being fed snacks while he relaxes in a chair with his eyes closed and enjoying the taste* Mmmm...

Desi: Why am I feeding you like some servant? *Puts another chip in his mouth*

Red: Because I'm tall and you're short. Therefore, YOU serve ME.

Desi: *Throws food on the ground and pushes him out of his comfy chair* Well you can serve youself then! Hmph. *Crosses arms*

Red: Ow!

Desi, you must sing Baby by Justin Beiber (Dammit, HIS VOICE MAKES MY BRAIN MELT!)

Desi: If he makes you're brain melt, then why do you want me to sing his music? But fiiiine... *Gets on stage with mic and music starts*

Oh woooah, oh woooooah, oh wooooah, oh.
You know you love me, I know you care,
you shout whenever and I'll be there.
You are my love, you are my heart and we will never ever ever be apart.
Are we an item? girl quit playing,
were just friends, what are you saying.
Said theres another look right in my eyes,
my first love broke my heart for the first time.
And I was like..

Baby, baby, baby oooooh,
like baby, baby, baby noooooooo,
like baby, baby, baby, ooooh.
Thought youd always be mine, mine

Oh,oh for you I would have done whatever,
and I just cant believe we aint together and I wanna play it cool the thought of losing you I buy you anything I buy you any ring,
and im in pieces baby, fix me and you shake me til you wake me from this bad dream.
Im going down down down down and I just cant believe my first love wont be around.
And Im like..

Baby, baby, baby oooooh,
like baby, baby, baby noooooooo,
like baby, baby, baby, ooooh.
Thought youd always be mine, mine

When I was 13 I had my first love,
there was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us,
no-one could ever come above She had me going crazy,
oh I was star-struck,
she woke me up daily,
dont need no Starbucks.
She made my heart pound,
I skip a beat when I see her in the street and at school on the playground but I really wanna see her on the weekend.
She knows she got me dazing coz she was so amazing and now my heart is breaking but I just keep on saying.

Baby, baby, baby oooooh,
like baby, baby, baby noooooooo,
like baby, baby, baby, ooooh.
Thought youd always be mine, mine

Now Im gone,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
now Im all gone.
Gone, gone, gone, gone, Im gone.

*Mic grabs knife and storms out the room*

Lard-Nar, you must get dipped into a vat of lard. LARD I SAY! LAARRDD!

Desi: *Shows a giant vat of lard* We shall do it just like the circus people! You will climb the 50 feet ladder and jump into the lard!

Lard Nar: Isn't there another way of doing this?

Desi: Well yes... But you're gonna do it this way! *Shoves Lard Nar towards ladder*

Lard Nar: *Gulps and climbs it. He jumps off the little diving board and dives into the lard*

Desi: Coolest. Thing. EVER.

MiMi, you must try to survive after downloading your intellignce to the Tron world.

Mimi: *Nods*

Desi: *Takes out a Tron game and downloads Mimi into it* Go, Mimi! You can do it!

Minimoose, float and squeak.

Minimoose: Squeek!

TacoGuy from the Chickenfoot episode, you must microwave yourself.

Happy daring and pain. Now I need to either sleep, eat nachos, or play MechWarrior.

Desi: *Pushes button and the Taco Man appears*

KrazyTaco Man: *Paranoid about everything* Whats going on, what am I doing here?

Desi: Go microwave yourself please.

KrazyTaco Man: Okay! *Gets in microwave and microwaves himself*

Desi: ...Not a pretty sight. Next is Musicture

Musicture:

...AHAHAAA XDD

Desi you have a point about horror movies basically doing nothing to Irkens, but they are still screaming about stuff. And your also right about DaTr making sense... YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT ALOT OF STUFF. AS YOUR REWARD YOU GET PACK OF SNAPPLE.

Tak: . You sang my (sorta) favorite song :D You shall now go and facebook (You take a book, slam it in someone's face, then say "YOU GOT FACEBOOKED!") Zim.

Desi: Thank you! ^.^

Tak: *Gets up to Zim's face and throws a book at it. Has monotone voice* I just facebooked you. We're friends now. *Snickers*

Zim: Oh you wretched-! *Claws air*

Dib: There is this street in my town/city/I dunno what to call it named "Dibble Road". And that is why you are also awesome. :|

Dib: ...Dibble Road?

Desi: Ooh! Ooh! I have an Elm Street! Me and my friends want to live in a house on that street and see if Freddy's there!

Zim: Prank call the Tallest and/or Tak.

Desi: *Hands Zim her cell phone*

Zim: *Calls up Purple*

Purple: Since when did I get a cell phone? Oh well! *Answers it* Hello?

Zim: I'm sorry to inform you, that you have run out of snacks!

Purple: What? How can that be?

Zim: There are no more snacks in all of Irk! *Trying to hold in laughter*

Purple: Nooooooooo! Red! Irk's all out of snacks!

Red: What? Give me that! ...Since when did you get a cell phone anyways?

Purple: *Shrugs*

Red: *Takes phone* Who is this? Are you the cause of this monstrosity?

Desi: *Whispers to Zim* Say you're Mr. Fufferman!

Zim: I am Invader Fufferman! I ate them all.

Red: We'll you're going to be sent to Planet Dirt for this, mister! WORST! You'll be sent to the holding cells of the remaining slaughtering rat people! Do you hear me?

Purple: *Whimpering in feble position* Snacks...

Zim: *Hangs up and bursts out laughing with Desi*

Red: Hello? Hello? He hung up on me! How dare he!

Skoodge: Here! Take this plushie of GiR AND GO HIDE ITTT!

Desi: *Presses button and Skoodge and Gir come back (Gir still trying to eat his head)* How was the date?

Skoodge: It wasn't a date! All he did the whole time was suck on my head!

Desi: Ah, yep. That'll happen. Here. *Hands Skoodge Gir plushie* Go hide it. Quickly!

Skoodge: *Hurries off and hides in behind the couch*

*Random Gir fan suddenly runs in with crazy eyes* WHO STOLE MY GIR PLUSH? I can't sleep without Gir next to me!

Desi: *Points in random direction* Uh... It's over there, somewhere?

*Fangirl runs away to look for her plushie*

Desi: That was frightening. Next is Emo Princess Addie

Emo Princess Addie

HOLY. FRICKIN'. JEEZUS. That chapter waz SOOO long! Anyway, some notes!

Zim: Here's my I-pod, listen to the entire track. (Beware, it is filled with Justin Beiber, and it used to be my younger sister's, BEWARE THE BEIBER!) If you survive the torture, you may destroy it because its pink, AND I HATE PINK!

Desi: Ha, I know. I could make it shorter if I wanted, but that would require cutting out reviews you guys give me, and I love you all too much to decide whose rewiew stays and whose goes.

Zim: *Takes ipod and wraps ear buds around his antennae* ...What is this 'bieber fever'? It says its incurable! IS IT CONTAGIOUS? AH THE GERMS! *Starts running and screaming*

Desi: Ah, he must be listening to Dr. Bieber. While he does that, we'll move on.

Gir: You're my new favorite for IZ because Dib no longer amuses me. I LOVE YOU! *throws confetti over him* Also, here's a squirrel that was combined with my DNA when Doctor Membrane tried to fix my burn. *looks at furry hand* He will pay later. Oh, the squirrel has my blue eyes, dirty blond fur color, and my now more mellow mature voice. BE CAREFUL WITH MINI ME!

Gir: You're my friend... *Hugs Addie squirrel tightly*

Addie squirrel: *Bites Gir's arm and runs away*

Gir: WAIT! COME BACK! I NEED NUTS! *Chases after Addie squirrel*

Zim: ALL THESE SONGS ARE NOTHING BUT LUUURVE! IT MAKES MY SUPERIOR HEAD MELT!

Desi: You'd like battle songs more, wouldn't you? I think you would absolutely love Riot by Three Days Grace. It's right up your alley.

Zim: FOOL-HUMAN! Zim has no alley!

Desi: Right...

Gaz: I now have new respect for you. Torture Dib to the full extent because again, HE HAS A HUUUUUUUUGE HEAD AND IT SCARES ME! *hands her a box of used kitty litter and my 3 month old used gym clothes* I'm sure you can figure out something. Mwahaha...

Dib: Why pick on me because of my head? And I DO NOT HAVE A HUGE HEAD!

Gaz: *Nonchalantly dumps Dib into kitty litter and shoves gym clothes in his mouth; Dib's eye twitches*

Zim: *Looks like he's having a seizure on the floor* NO... MUSIC... PLAYING... ZIM... STILL... HEARS...

Desi: Looks like he finished. You may now destroy it.

*Zim breaks in half with his bare hands then passes out*

Desi: Poor Zim. Oh well.

Doctor Membrane: Whenever you try to pet Mini Me, I will command her to bite you...because instead of fixing my burn...YOU FRICKIN COMBINED MY BRAIN AND DNA WITH A SQUIRREL!

Red & Purple: Uh...take the now scarred for life Dib and make him watch 4 hours of more Zim X Dib. Zim doesn't have to because I now like him better then Dib! XD

Professor Membrane: Nonsense! I cured this squirrel using SCIENCE!

Desi: I'm starting to wonder about you...

Red: Why would you like Zim more than Dib? Huh?

Purple: Yea, huh? Huh?

Red: I'd pick a smelly human any day.

Purple: *Drags Dib in front of the TV and makes him watch ZADR*

Dib: Why does everyone have to torture me with this? *Eye twitches and gags*

Desi: Think of it this way... At least you aren't turned on by this... That'd be creepy if you were enjoying this stuff and getting boners or something.

Dib: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT IN MY MIND?

Desi: I DUNNO!

Desi: MORE SNAPPLE! And some chocolate...*whispers* if you eat it...you can do ANYTHING...and I mean anything... =w=

Mini Me: If Doctor Membrane tries to touch you, bite him.

THAT IS ALL! *poofs away into a cloud of rainbow*

Addie Squirrel: *Sneaks up on Professor Membrane and bites his ankle*

Professor Membrane: Ow! *Holding his ankle and hopping on one foot*

Desi: Aw, thank you! I shall now eat this and be able to float the rest of this chapter, hehe. *Eats chocolate and starts floating*

Gaz: That's all you're going to do?

Desi: I have a very small imagination okay? Dx Next is Sauron Lord of Darkness

Sauron Lord of Darkness:

*Eating a cookie browsing * Hmmm...oh, I like that story! Huh? Wait? A new chapter of the IZ questionnare? *Explodes with glee*

Heh. Anyway, to clear up confusion, this is theeastjoe here, I just changed my penname. Anyway! Time for more randomness.

Dib, Tak, Red, Skoodge and Spleenk: Each go into seperate, pitch black rooms and play the song "No Joy" by Khanate. Come out and tell us how scary it was. (By the way, Desi, I highly advise you not look up that song, unless you want to have nightmares for the rest of your life)

Desi: Um... Okay... *Presses button and five different doors appear for a seperate room and Dib, Tak, Red, Skoodge, and Spleenk go into each one*

*They all listen to the song and come out*

Skoodge: Creepy... O.O

Spleenk: ...I can hear voices in my head... Make it stop!

Red: I've heard worst from a Glorgebeast.

Tak: Same.

Dib: ...That was human? That sounded like a demon!

Dib: Sing "Doomsower" by Reverend Bizarre, just because I like the lyrics :P

Zim: Go into another *offscreen* dimension and meet Koromo from Saki.

Desi: *Presses button and opens up another dimension and shoves Zim's unconscience body into it* He'll meet them when he wakes up.

Dib: *Gets on stage and music starts*

Dib:

Walking through this wasteland,
carrying wicked thoughts within my mind.
Wondering what will be,
is there any future for mankind?
War is raging somewhere.
Every second someone will die.
Evil spirits in towers magnifying holes in the sky.

I can hear them crying,
starving people who have no face.
There's no time to help them,
for I'm coming to the end of my days.

I am falling,
but it feels good, yeah!
All right!

There's no time to cry when it's all over!
Respect the clear vision of mighty Doomsower!

People full of hatred leading everyone's life to Hell.
How long has it been so?
From the dawn of man I can tell!
Angels and demons are fighting for our souls, can't you see?
The answer is in your hand.
Just choose the way you wanna be.

And live free by the side of your god!

*Mic cries tears of glitter*

Desi: What a very depressing song.

Tak: Play Baseball with the Greek gods.

Proffessor Membrane: Act like a monkey for 5 reviews.

Desi: *Presses button and Professor Membrane has the mind of a monkey*

Professor Membrane: *Makes monkey noises and randomly eats a banana*

Gir: Nooooo! MY BANANA! *Has mental breakdown and bangs his head against the floor while screaming*

Desi: *Presses button and Tak, Zeus (god of gods, lightning, thunder, and rain), Aphrodite (goddess of love and beauty), Ares (god of chaos), Cratos (god of strength), and Rhea (goddess of nature) are placed on a giant baseball field*

Desi: Alright! Play ball!

*Ares bats first and hits the ball, then once Tak is about to catch it he makes the ball bend to his will past her, but Tak growls and uses her spiderlegs to go follow it, but he gets a homerun. Cratos bats next and hits the bat so hard that it goes off into space, past the moon. Zeus bats next and hits the ball, and when Tak is about to catch it, he makes lightning strike her*

Tak: Oh, come on! *Tak bats next and Rhea catches it by making the wind move it into her mit. Tak bats again and Aphrodite catches it by making the ball come towards her beauty* I give up! *Tak throws her bat down and storms off the field*

Desi: Ah, yep.

Dib: Listen to the song "Like a Wall in Which an Insect Lives and Gnaws". It lasts 5 years. :)

Desi: Eh, he'll have to just listen to a part of it. *Plays music for Dib*

*Many many hours later*

Dib: It's so hypnotizing... O.O

Desi: Yes... Well, next is Auramaster101

Auramaster101:

Hehehehe It's good to know that I scarred both the tallest and a bunch of the reviewer with my dare =w=

but don't worry that's never going to happen again anyway on with the dares and truths

Tallest: so that's what I have to do to become a invader well since I'm an author I can do this * snaps fingers and becomes a irken with dark green skin ocean blue eye lens a black pak with my red iPod attached to the side and little wires attached to my antennas so I still listen to my music*

Then I'll do this *flys off to a smeet military academy* GIVE ME MY INVADER DEPLOMA OR I'LL CUT YOU! *scared teacher gives me a diploma that says I've completed 10 years of smeet military training* then I'll finally do this *flys to devastis academ and says in a much calmer tone* give me my diploma or I'll make your life a living nightmare *out of complete fear the control brain gives me invader states* yes I'm an invader! *pumps fist into air* bow lower invader for I am invader Aura the first invader with demonic powers! Tallest give me a mission!

Purple: *Points to Aura* Hey! You can't do that! *Turns to Desi; still pointing* She can't do that!

Red: Fine, if you want a mission, go collect trash and report it back to us. Like germs and stuff. Whatever. *Twirls wrist* Now go!

Desi: Facepalm!

Red: What?

Tak: come on you had fun and now that I'm an invader you can tell people

Tak: Fine. When we egged human's fithy houses. It was the most romantic of the evening.

Desi: ...How is that romantic?

Tak: It just is!

Dib: maybe if you were a little more inconspicuous on how you bust zim maybe people would believe you

Desi: glad you like your dragon and here some snapple

*Dib crosses arms and grumbles*

Desi: I just love dragon! Actually last week I rode a carousel and rode on a dragon. Haha, don't ask...

ON WITH THE DARES

Everyone: dress in steam punk why becuase steam punk is awesome

Desi: *Presses button and everyone wears steam punk* Oooh, nice look.

Both tallest: come to my demotion don't worry no harm will come to ether of you.. Well no harm will come to red but purple I'm not to sure

Red: Sorry, we don't care enough to come.

Purple: Yea!

Desi: You are horrible people! *Shoves them out the door* GO TO THE DEMOTION! *Slams door in their faces*

Gaz: kill keef, that girl from the girl who cried gnome, and iggiens.

Desi: *Drags Keef, Moofy, and Iggins out of the closet* Go ahead!

Gaz: *Lightning strikes behind her and you can see the children's souls exit their bodies and their bodies fall to the floor*

Desi: Creepy... O.O *Pushes button and they come back to life then shoves them back into the closet*

Zim: sing hurricane by panic at the disco

Zim: *Gets on dancefloor with mic and music plays*

Zim:

Are you worth your weight in gold?
'Cause you're behind my eyelids when I'm all alone.
Hey stranger, I want you to catch me like a cold.
You and God both got the guns
And when you shoot, I think I'd duck.

I led the revolution in my bedroom,
And I set all the zippers free.
We said, "No more war! No more clothes!
Give me peace! Oh, kiss me!"

Hey hey, We are a hurricane
Drop our anchors in a storm.
Hey, they will never be the same.
A fire in a flask to keep us warm.
'Cause they know, and I know,
That they don't look like me.
Oh they know, I know
That they don't sound like me.

You'll dance to anything
You'll dance to anything

Oh I'd confess, I'd confess in a room where I'm blessed.
But he didn't come and speak to me,
Or put my heart at ease.
And I believe that, half the time, I am a wolf among the sheep
Gnawing at the wool over my eyes.

I led the revolution in my bedroom,
And I set all the zippers free.
We said, "No more war! No more clothes! Give me peace!
Oh, kiss me!"

Hey hey,
We are a hurricane
Drop our anchors in a storm.
Hey, they will never be the same.
A fire in a flask to keep us warm.
'Cause they know, and I know,
That they don't look like me.
Oh they know, I know
That they don't sound like me.

You'll dance to anything
You'll dance to anything
You'll dance to anything
You'll dance to anything

Fix me, or conflict me I'll take anything
Fix me, or just conflict me
'Cause I'll take anything

Hey hey,
We are a hurricane
Drop our anchors in a storm.
Hey, they will never be the same.
A fire in a flask to keep us warm.
'Cause they know, and I know,
That they don't look like me.
Oh they know, I know
That they don't sound like me.

You'll dance to anything
You'll dance to anything

*Mic shatters into a million pieces*

Desi: I like that song!

Dib: sing camisdo by panic at the disco

Dib: *Gets on dancefloor with mic and music starts*

Dib:

The I.V. and your hospital bed
This was no accident
This was a therapeutic chain of events

This is the scent of dead skin on a linoleum floor
This is the scent of quarantine wings in a hospital
It's not so pleasant And it's not so conventional
It sure as hell ain't normal
But we deal, we deal

The anesthetic never set in and I'm wondering where
The apathy and urgency is that I thought I phoned in
It's not so pleasant. And it's not so conventional
It sure as hell ain't normal
But we deal, we deal

Just sit back, just sit back
Just sit back and relax
Just sit back, just sit back
Just sit back and relapse again

Can't take the kid from the fight take the fight from the kid
Sit back, relax
Sit back, relapse again
Can't take the kid from the fight take the fight from the kid
Just sit back, just sit back

You're a regular decorated emergency
You're a regular decorated emergency

This is the scent of dead skin on a linoleum floor
This is the scent of quarantine wings in a hospital
It's not so pleasant.
And it's not so conventional
It sure as hell ain't normal
But we deal, we deal

Can't take the kid from the fight take the fight from the kid
Sit back, relax
Sit back, relapse again
Can't take the kid from the fight take the fight from the kid
Just sit back, just sit back
Sit back, sit back, relax, relapse
Sit back, sit back, up, up and off
You can take the kid out of the fight

You're a regular decorated emergency
The bruises and contusions will remind me what you did when you wake
You've earned a place atop the ICU's hall of fame
The camera caught you causing a commotion on the gurney again

The I.V. and your hospital bed
This was no accident
This was a therapeutic chain of events

*Mic dresses in a panda costume*

Tak: kill zim... WITH A SPOON!

Desi: Um... *Hands Tak spoon*

Tak: *Smiles evily at Zim. Zim's eyes widen and he starts running away and screaming for his life* GET BACK HERE ZIM! *Goes after him with spoon*

Zim: NO, YOU WANT TO HURT ZIIIIM!

Tak: *Catches up to him and tackles him on the floor and starts stabbing him with the spoon*

Desi: *Winces as Zim screams bloody murder and the camera is just on her face but you can see green blood flying everywhere and Desi averts her eyes*

*After awhile Tak dusts off her hands and drops the bloody spoon in the trash*

Desi: *Peeks her eyes open* Oh gosh... I'm going to puke. How does a spoon open a skull in half? *Pales and passes out*

*Everyone else is also very creeped out, except for all the Irkens who are silently very happy and some are giggling*

Spleenk: *Grabs Desi's remote and pushes button and Zim's all better*

Zim: *Holding his head as if he has a huge headache and he's drunk* What happened?

Spleenk: Desi passed out? *Smiles innocently and everyone else nods*

Zim: *Looks at Desi and kicks her back* Wake up you lazy huuuman!

Desi: *Suddenly wakes up and sees Zim perfectly fine* Are you a ghost, Zim? *Touches Zim's face but immidiately gets smacked away*

Zim: No, puny human! Zim is not a ghost!

Desi: That was frightening! *Shudders* Someone move on already!

Desi: sing balled of the Mona Lisa by panic at the disco

Desi: Ah, okay. *Gets on dancefloor with mic and music plays*

Desi:

She paints her fingers with a close precision
He starts to notice empty bottles of gin
And takes a moment to assess the sins she's paid for

A lonely speaker in a conversation
Her words were swimming through his ears again
There's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for

Say what you mean
Tell me I'm right
And let the sun rain down on me
Give me a sign I want to believe

Woah, Mona Lisa,
You're guaranteed to run this town
Woah, Mona Lisa,
I'd pay to see you frown

He senses something, call it desperation
Another dollar, another day
And if she had the proper words to say,
She would tell him
But she'd have nothing left to sell him

Say what you mean
Tell me I'm right
And let the sun rain down on me
Give me a sign I want to believe

Woah, Mona Lisa,
You're guaranteed to run this town
Woah, Mona Lisa,
I'd pay to see you frown

Mona Lisa wear me out
Pleased to please ya Mona Lisa wear me out

Say what you mean
Tell me I'm right
And let the sun rain down on me
Give me a sign I want to believe

Woah, Mona Lisa,
You're guaranteed to run this town
Woah, Mona Lisa,
I'd pay to see you frown

Say what you mean
Tell me I'm right
And let the sun rain down on me
Give me a sign I want to believe

There's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for

*Mic vibrates and drills into the ground*

Gir and Mimi: hang out with my sir unit Mir

And to all invader zim caracters *comes back dressed A's a matador* it's the running of the fangirl/boy and you all must run in it

Well I can't think of anything else so bye!

Gir: I wanna play with Mirry!

*Mimi nods*

Desi: Go have fun you crazy robots!

*Gir and Mimi activate their jetpacks and fly off*

Desi: Sorry, I didn't understand your last dare too well so I'll just let in a bunch of fans. *Opens doors* COME ON IN FANS!

*A huge crowd of fans swarm into the house screaming and gripping all the Invader Zim characters. After hours of chaos the house is a total wreck and the Invader Zim characters are either laying on the floor in pain and clothes partly torn, or rocking in the corner with clothes partly torn*

Desi: I'd say that went well, wouldn't you?

*Everyone groans*

Desi: Next is Review Feed

Review Feed:

Marvellous chapter, Darling Desi. I do hope that you enjoyed my review.

ZOMG THE NEW EP OF DOCTOR WHO IS TO NIGHT! EVERYONE MUST WATCH IT!

Okay, so, I... dare... DIB! Dib, you get to buy a bunch of roses for Tenn, since Tak is currently married to Zim. XD

Tak: DON'T. YOU. DARE. REMIND. ME!

Desi: But she just did. ^.^

Tak: *Crushes a rock into ashes with her bare hand*

Desi: Yikes. O.O

Dib: *Picks a bunch of roses from a rose bush (careful of the thorns) and hands them to Tenn* Here you go, I guess.

Tenn: *Takes roses, careful of not touching Dib's grimy human hands* Eh... Thank you...

Zim! Sooooo... How did the honeymoon go...?

Tak: *Gives Zim death glare*

Zim: *Antennae go limp and skin goes a very pale green* Z-Zim does not want to talk about it... *Shudders and sort of hugs himself in a way*

Tak, any thoughts? Are you two going to go have smeets? HMMMMM?

Tak: *Crosses arms* It is physically impossible for Irkens to have smeets in that disgusting and primative way ever again.

Desi: Buuuuut, you guys could fuse eachothers DNA together... Isn't that right?

Tak: The Control Brains choose DNA at random. No Irkens have access to the machines but them.

Desi: Eh, can't argue with that. BUT I'm sure now you have given fans the wonderful imagination of putting your DNA together... *hints hints to the audience and giggles*

Tak: *Growls* IF YOU EVEN THINK! I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO A SHLORGBEAST!

Gaz, I'd like to see you in a yellow dress, because yellow is the opposite of purple. AND IT'S SO HAPPY! I bet you'll feel a lot happier in it. x3

Desi: Are you kidding me? *Presses button and Gaz is wearing a bright yellow sundress*

Gaz: *Flames come up behind her* GIVE. ME. BACK. MY. CLOTHES.

Desi: ANNIE THIS IS YOUR FAULT! YOU KNEW SHE WOULD DO THIS! Dx *Hides under the couch in hopes she won't find her*

Gaz: *The flames catch the whole house on fire and everyone and everything is in chaos* I DEMAND MY CLOTHES BACK ON MY BODY THIS INSTANT.

Zim: GIVE THE HUMAN HER PROPER UNIFORM ALREADY! *Hides behind Dib's head*

Desi: *Presses button and Gaz has her regular clothes back on* Don't kill me...

Gaz: *Gives death glare before returning to her game*

Desi: *Sighs at the house on fire and presses button; the house is back to normal*

Dwicky, I DARE YOU TO BECOME MORE NOTICEABLE! NAO!

Dwicky: Hi! *Smiles and waves like an idiot*

Desi: Let's throw a parade for Dwicky! *Presses button and the neighborhood has a parade and Dwicky gets to sit at the very top of the parade float. Everyone cheers for Dwicky and throw confetti everywhere*

Dwicky: It's a dream come true! *Sniffs*

Desi: Aw, hes happy.

Lesse... Gir, why don't you propose to Tak? I think you two would be cute together... ^.^

Tallest, You both have to wear overalls for 2 reviews. This is much better than the dresses.

Desi: Crack pairing much?

Purple: Hey! These aren't dresses!

Red: And they're way better than your pathetic hillbilly uniforms!

Desi: Hey I resent that! *Presses button and they wear overalls*

Purple: Look at me! I'm hideous!

Red: Ugh!

Desi: Red looks like Mario now! And Purple looks like Waluigi! HAHAHAHA!

Gir: *Hands Tak a carrot (haha, get it?)* Marry me? PLEAAAASE! *Latches onto her leg*

Tak: Ugh! No! Get off of me! *Pulls Gir off her*

Gir: *Looks at her with a stupid grin* Can I have chocolate bubblegum then?

Tak: Yea, sure, whatever.

Gir: YAY! *Runs away to get chocolate bubblegum*

And last but not least, I need to come up with something mean and cruel to desi... OH! DESI! YOU MUST WEAR A PINK, SPARKLY, FLOWING, STRAPLESS DRESS! DON'T TAKE IT OFF FOR... 5 REVIEWS! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAH! HAHAHA! haha.

Eh... everyone may now have my Christmas cookies.

Desi: The sad part is I have nothing to throw back at her... Sigh. *Leaves and comes back wearing a pink, sparkly, flowing, strapless dress* THIS THINGS ITCHY! Dx WHY MUST IT BE ITCHY?

Gaz: Revenge is sweet. I didn't even have to do anything. *Nonchalantly drinks a soda*

Desi: SHUT UP OR I WILL KILL YOU ALL! *Looks at hands which suddenly have sparkles on them* AHHH! GET THEM OFF, GET THEM OFF, GET THEM OFF!

Dib: She's spazzing more that Zim does with germs...

Zim: SILENCE STINK-BEAST!

Lard Nar: Ah... Next is curligurl0896

curligurl0896:

*enters normally* I was going to have a better entrance, but I don't really have time. Sigh.

Well, as you all see, I am Irken now. I turned myself into an Irken the same way Zim turned Dib into bologna. And I made myself Irken because only Irkens can be Invaders. I still have to take the test on Devestasis, though. At least I managed to get through all that training.

How? I'm not sure, but there is definitely a time-warp thing involved.

Well, let's get on with everything else.

Desi:Zim or Dib?

Red or Purple

Tak or Gaz?

Desi: I have to go with Zim, he has a much more lovable face. I CAN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN TALLEST! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! And hm... Don't like either one much. So I don't know, but maybe Tak

Dib: How can you like Zim? He's an alien! He's hideous and obnoxious!

Desi: Exactly. *Goes back to whimpering in the corner hugging Daniel*

Have you joined Operation Head Pigeons yet? if not then please join. Oh, and make sure that everyone writes a letter for Project Massive(just search up "invader zim project massive" or project massive yolasite"; it should be one of the first links that pop up if you want to know more about it theres an FAQ.)and then have them read it out loud.

Desi: Yes, I have joined and know everything about Project Massive. EVERYONE! Go write letters! *Presses button and letters and envelopes fall from the ceiling*

Tak: What about pens?

Desi: Oh. Right. I'm disoriented by this DRESS! *Presses button and pens fall from the ceiling, many of them hitting character's heads in the process* Start writing!

*Everyone writes a letter why Invader Zim should be put back on TV and Desi stores them all in her closet to get ready for mailing*

Desi: Sorry, but their letters are way too long to be read, buuut lets just say each letter is a demand to bring back Invader Zim, along with a list of torturing that can be done if they don't. And one letter has a tiny robot that can cause them horrible pain...

Also you got to see if there's anything those mics of yours CAN'T seems like they can do pretty much anything. Do you think they could surf or eat the inedible... or turn into statues of Red so lifelike it creeps you out? Oh, and can you also send me some? please? And your dare is to see how many bottles of Snapple you can drink in the course of one hour.

Desi: They can't speak Chinese. *Shrugs* But other than that then yep, they are crazy little guys! ^.^ Ah, buying them from that crazy guy was sure worth it. *Grabs Snapple and starts chucking it down*

Mic 1: *Gets on surfboard and starts surfing in the hottub*

Mic 2: *Forms into the shape of Red*

Purple: *Walks in from getting snacks* Hey, Red, I got you some nachos! *Hands them to mic statue* Well go on and take them already!

Red: Uhh... Purple... I'm over here...

Purple: *Looks back from the statue to Red* B-B-But- AHHHH THERE'S TWO OF THEM! Who's the real Red? OH NO! *Completely forgets about nachos and runs straight through the wall and runs down the street*

Mic 3: *Starts chucking down gallons of oil*

Dib: Uh... Are we safe with these things?

Desi: I don't know yet... *Continues chucking down Snapple for the next hour until shes sick*

Lard Nar: How much was that?

Shloonk: 12! Woo!

Desi: Oh look, my dress is all sticky, yay!

Also, compare Dib's head to Timmy Turner's buck teeth. I wanna see if that head is bigger than even those things.

Desi: We don't need to compare, I already know Dib's head is bigger.

Dib: WHAT? HEY!

Desi: Just kidding! ^.^

Dib, sing Disproportioned Head by the vandals. That song was made for you. Then sing "Emo Kid" by Adam and Andrew (I know you're not emo, but I still can't help but think about it. I mean, seriously! According to one unfinished episode, you're hardly ever happy. And you wear almost all black, too.)

Dib: *Shrugs and get on dancefloor with mic and music starts*

If my body was twice the size it was,
Then I might look all right but I don't because
I've got a disproportioned head.

And the people they point and laugh at me,
And they tell me it's huge 'cause honestly,
I've got a disproportioned head.

Don't try to be nice and say,
'It's really not that big,'
'Cause I am well aware that you are lying...
About my head.

And it blocks out the sun like a parasol,
And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll,
'Cause I've got a disproportioned head.

And I can't make it better with surgery,
So I'm stuck with this skull that the world can see,
I've got a disproportioned head.

Don't try to be nice to be because you think I'm near,
I'm across the street and I can hear you.
Don't offer advice to me Of hats-it's all been tried,
They don't really make them in my size.

And I can only fit in convertible cars,
And my mom has a three-foot cesarean scar,
'Cause of my disproportioned head.

And I'd go ahead and end it now,
If I could fin a noose that would fit around
My huge, disproportioned head.

I've got a disproportioned head,
I've got a disproportioned head!

Desi: WOW THAT SONGS FITS DIB PERFECTLY*

Dib: Shut up my heads not disproportioned in the slightest!

Desi: Sure... Next song!

Dib:

Dear diary,
Mood: Apathetic

My life is spiraling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry Concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You' and 'Rip Apart My Soul' and of course, 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab'. And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either; like that guy from that band could do, some days you know...

I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be You'd be non-conforming too if you look just like me I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs 'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag 'Cause their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like dykes 'Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don't jump around when I go to shows

I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun They say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don't jump around when I go to shows I must be emo Dye in my hair and polish on my toes I must be emo I play guitar and write suicide notes I must be emo

My life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. And it's suffocating me. Grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans... Which look great on me by the way

When I get depressed, I cut my wrists in every direction Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection I write in a live journal and wear thick-rimmed glasses I told my friends I bleed black and cry during classes I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth You can read me "Catcher in the Rye" and watch me jack off I wear skintight clothes while hating my life If I said I like girls I'd only be half right

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo I must be emo Screw XBOX I play old school Nintendo I must be emo I like to whine and hate my parentals I must be emo Me and my friends all look like clones I must be emo

My parents just don't get me you know. They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple of guys. But I mean, it's the 2000s. Can't two or four dudes make-out with each other without being gay? I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don't know diary, sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend... I feel like tacos.

*Mic climbs random ladder*

Desi: What an interesting song...

Zim, sing "Love 2012" by 30H!3.
After that, everyone must read my fanfiction of DOOM! It's the one called The End, by the way. I named it that cause it's my version of how Invader Zim ends(and I didn't have any better names for it). And please review.
Anyway, Bye!

Desi: *Shoves Zim onto dancefloor with mic and plays music*

Zim:

Flash, flash, television
Give me a new religion
Fast, fast laser beams
Dreams of robotic screens
Dance, dance while you can
This is your last chance
Bang, bang, shoot 'em up
This is Love 2012

I'll be the one who takes all the blame
Going down, down in flames
You'll be the one who forgets my name
Play me, playing that game
This is me; I love myself
Yeah, fuck everyone else I don't need nobody's help
'Cause this is Love 2012

Up, up on the screen
I got a new disease
Cha-ching for your soul
Everything must go
Kiss, kiss on the lips
Of the apocalypse
Ring, ring, burn the cell
This is Love 2012

Don't run away from what you did
I know, know what you said
I've been living with the mess we made
Get out, out of this maze
This is me; I love myself
Yeah, fuck everyone else
I don't need nobody's help
'Cause this is Love 2012

This is the dawning of personal belonging
With sirens and violins
The sky above is fallin'
This is the eve of "I don't believe"
That's all we got in common
The sky above is fallin'

*Mic swallows Keef who suddenly just appeared*

Desi: Alright! Time to read the story. *Pushes button and giant screen apears with the fanfiction on it and forces everyone to read*

*Everyone finishes reading and its time to review*

Zim: HAHAHAHAHA! Zim is Tallest! Zim is Tallest! EVERYONE BOW TO ME! *Grabs computer* You! Author human! Deserve lots and lots of snacks! However, you are very inaccurate in information as I am and never have been a defect. Get your facts straight!

Dib: *Growls and steals the computer* How could you side with Zim? Don't you care anything about your planet? Dont just write fantasies of the Earth being destroyed!

Desi: I like stories where Earth is destoryed.

Dib: B-But, how could you?

Desi: How'd you like the story, Gir?

Gir: I like chocolate pudding!

Gaz: *Shrugs and grabs computer* It's okay.

Red: *Grabs computer next* HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO US? I ORDER YOU BE THROWN OUT THE AIRLOCK!

Purple: Yea! I don't wanna die! *Whimpers*

Red: Also, I order you to change this story so Zim isn't the Tallest and he doesnt win!

Desi: You can't do that you know.

Lard Nar: *Grabs computer* The Resisty shall never lose!

Tak: *Grabs computer* I like my character. *Grins evilly*

Desi: Alright, next is worldwide phenomenon

worldwide phenomenon:

Heeeyyyyy!my name is worldwide phenomenon! EHEHEHEHHEHEHEEHEGHHW..cough cough...EEHHEHEHEHE!
TOAST FOR EVERYONE!MUAHAHAHA!
DIB: YOU GET A DARE BUT YOU MUST WAIT TO SEE WHAT IT IS TILL THE END OF MY... UMM... WHATS THE WORD...SUBMISSION? YEAH... I THINK... HAHAHA IM SO EVIL! ...DONT LOOK AT MEH!WHY DOES YOUR HEAD GOTTA BE SOOO BBBIIIGGG? I MEAN ITS GINORMOUSLY HUGE! DONT GO INTO SPACE BECAUSE THE EARTH WILL START TO ORBIT IT INSTEAD OF THE SUN!IF IT GETS ANY BIGGER IT MIGHT EXPLODE!

Dib: Stop making fun of my head! And that's impossible!

GIR: GO EAT A CHICKEN!AND A TACO AND A CUPCAKE AND I SHALL GIVE YOU A PIG!
ZIM: ZIMMEH!I LOVE YEH! WAIT I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!

Zim: A surprise? What surprise? Gimme!

Gir: *Giggles and pops out a live chicken, a taco, and a cupcake, and eats it all in one bite* Can I haz piggie now?

Desi: *Gives Gir pig* Here you go!

Gir: Yay! *Hops on pig* Fly piggie!

Pig: *stays still*

Gir: WEE!

TALLEST R AND P: LET ZIM BE IN CHARGE OF THE IRKEN EMPIRE FOR EVER AND I WONT KILL YOU!PLUS YOULL GET A LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF SNACKS! PLUS YOU WONT DIE! *SMILES INNOCENTLY*

Red: We are not-!

Purple: *Whispers in Red's ear*

Red: *Snickers and goes up to Zim* Hey, guess what? You get to rule the Irken empire forever!

Zim: I DO? OH THANK YOU MY TALLESTS! *Hugs the Tallest's legs and smiles with his tongue sticking out*

Red: *Yanks him off* Just kidding! *Red and Purple start laughing*

Zim: *Pouts*

DIB: SHUT UP!
ZIM:*SITS BY YOU AND CUDDLES*I LOVE YOU...

Dib: I didn't say anything.

Zim: UNHAND ZIM!

DIB:LET ZIM KICK YOU IN THE... NOT NICE TO KICK PEOPLE PLACE...AND LET TAK HORRIBLY MANGLE YOU AND THEN LET GAZ DOOM YOU TO A NIGHTMARE REALM!MUAHAHAHAHA!THEN I WILL BRING YOU BACK AND LET ZIM...DO HORRIBLE TESTS ON YOU!
ZIM,TAK ,AND GAZ: DO ALL OF WHAT I DESCRIBED...HAVE FUN!
*LOOKS AT WRIST* AWW LOOKS LIKE I GOTTA GO UNTIL NEXT TIME! BYE EVERYONE...BYE ZIM...*BLOWS ZIM A KISS AS I DISSAPEAR SLOWLY INTO THE OMONOUS WIND THAT JUST STARTED BLOWING* BYE ZIM...

Dib: W-What?

Zim: *Kicks Dib where the sun doesn't shine and laughs*

Tak: *Mangles Dib and laughs evilly*

Gaz: *Portal in the floor opens and swallows Dib up*

Desi: You all are so mean to Dib! *Presses button and Dib is all better but on an autopsy table* Go ahead Zim.

Dib: Oh come on! You can't let him do this! Wait, Zim, don't get any closer with that chainsaw-AHHHHH

Zim: *Laughs evilly*

Desi: *Shakes head* Next is Invader Phoenix

Invader Phoenix:

Gen: HI! ( waves enthusiastically)
Tsuki: (grins evilly) Hello. That's Gen, I'm Tsuki. I like to torture people.
Gen: I.o Dib, maybe you should run... Tsuki hates you... I DARE DIBBEH TO SING WHITE AND NERDY BY WEIRD AL YANCHOVIC!

Dib: *Done with all the torture finally but feels really woozy* Whaaa...?

Desi: *Shoves Dib to the dancefloor with mic and plays music*

Dib:

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinkin
I'm so White N' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper
I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia I memorized
Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap POP POP!
Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters but oh well it's obvious
I'm white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

*Mic puts on nerd glasses and lets pants sag like a gangsta*

Tsuki: Question: Dib, why are you such an ANNOYING IDIOTIC BIGHEAD?
Gen: Tsuki-chan! Be nice...
Tsuki: NEVER. Gaz, sing "We are broken" by Paramore.

Dib: I'm not!

Gaz: *Gets on dancefloor with mic and music plays*

I am outside
And I've been waiting for the sun
With my wide eyes I've seen worlds that don't belong
My mouth is dry with words I cannot verbalize
Tell me why we live like this

Keep me safe inside
Your arms like towers
Tower over me

Yeah Cause we are broken
What must we do to restore
Our innocence
And oh, the promise we adored
Give us life again cause we just wanna be whole

Lock the doors
Cause I like to capture this voice it came to me tonight
So everyone will have a choice
And under red lights I'll show myself it wasn't forged
We're at war We live like this

Keep me safe inside
Your arms like towers
Tower over me

Cause we are broken
What must we do to restore
Our innocence
And oh, the promise we adored
Give us life again cause we just wanna be whole

Tower over me
Tower over me

And I'll take the truth at any cost

Cause we are broken
What must we do to restore
Our innocence
And oh, the promise we adored
Give us life again cause we just wanna be whole

*Mic learns how to play the violin*

Gen: I lubs dat song... Now, I dare EVERYBODY to have a massive fight. Your weapons are large sacks of gummy bears.

Spleenk: *Yells* GUMMYBEAR FIGHT!

*Everyone starts throwing gummybears everywhere, except for Gir who starts eating the gummybears off the floor, and then at one point someone throws gummyworms just because*

Desi: Ah, what a fun fight.

Tsuki: Tallest, go jump into a hole of meat water while Zim yells you every reason he thinks he's amazing.

*Tallest growls but jump in meat water*

Zim: Lets see... Number 1 reason I'm amazing, is because I'm smarter than everyone here! Number 2 reason I'm amazing is because I helped save planet Irk!

Purple: YOU DESTROYED IT!

Zim: SILENCE! DO NOT INTERUPT ZIM! Number 3 reason why I'm so amazing is I have a super secret mission and no one else does! *Sticks tongue out* Number 4 reason why I'm amazing is because I am, and that doesn't need a reason! *Continues on to number 969 reason* Number 969 reason I'm so amazing is because my name is Zim! And Zim means amazing in Irken.

Desi: Does it?

Zim: Of course it does!

Tak: No it doesnt!

Zim: SILENCE!

Red: SHUT UP ALREADY!

Desi: Okay, I think thats enough, and Red and Purple's skin is really starting to look creepy looking...

Purple: I can't feel my legs!

Gen: GIR, drags everyone to the Waffle House! We all know I loves me mah wafflez...

Gir: Yay! *Grabs everyone and jetpacks through the ceiling all the way to Waffle House and sits everyone at a booth*

Random Waiter: Can I take your order?

Gir: I want cheese!

Random Waiter: Sir, this is a Waffle House, not a cheese house, now do you want waffles or not?

Gir: Yes! Wait a minute... I dunno!

Tak: Oh for pete's sake! We all want waffles!

Random Waiter: Coming right up! *Leaves and comes back with lots of yummy waffles*

Desi: Is it sad I've never eaten here before? D:

*Everyone eats (most hated the horrible horrible taste, and other finding them yummy) and they go back home*

Tsuki: Tak, hit Zim on the head with a shovel.

Tak: My pleasure. *Hits Zim on the head with a shovel*

Zim: YOU DARE HIT ZIM?

Tak: Yes.

Gen: ZIMMEH! (glomps) Admit to Tak that you love her... Tak, hit him with the shovel again...
Tsuki: Desi, here's a Snapple!

Desi: Oh, why thank you! Zim, do it!

Zim: Tak, I hate you. Glad we could have this conversation.

Tak: *Hits Zim over the head again*

Gen: Imma give everybody a cookeh! ( hands cookies) NOW EVERYONE MAKE BANANAS CATCH ON FIRE AND/OR EXPLODE! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
WE SEE YA LATER!

*Bananas mysteriously catch on fire via Gaz*

Desi: Next is MrPr1993

MrPr1993:

Okey dokey! Here I go!
1. *MrPr1993 slides down from a very long slide, and he accidentaly smashes Desi's TV as he crashes into it* Ow. I'm ok!
2. Desi, bring in Bloaty (but bring him via warp pipe, OK?)

Desi: *Presses button and gets a new tv and sends Bloaty in here by warp pipe*

Bloaty: Hey kids! *Coughs* How ya doin'?

3. You know, guys? I'm starting to have a feeling that everyone on Dib's Earth are starting to become turned crazy. I mean, did you all saw that the kids from his Skool jumped out of the windows rather than using the front door? Maybe something must be causing them to have their minds deterioate. Just saying.
4. All right. Zim, be teleported into the Beauty and the Beast film, right in the moment where Gaston and the angry mob are about to break inside Beast's castle with a log. You can beat them up if you want to.

Desi: Well in the Zimmy world the humans are less smart... *Presses button and Zim gets into the Beauty and the Beast film right with the angry mob and Zim starts using the candle and clock to beat Gaston up over the head*

5. All right... Dib. Dress like the Joker and beat up someone with a crowbar.

Dib: *Puts on Joker costume and randomly beats up Purple with a crowbar, and for some random reason, Purple is dressed as batman*

Purple: Ow! Hey! Stop hitting me, human!

6. Zim, here's another potion! (what will actually do is that he'll become so tall, he'll hit his head on the ceiling, and he'll become short like GIR. It will last in 30 minutes.)

Zim: I don't trust your potions anymore, stupid, filthy, human!

Desi: Well then will you drink my potion?

Zim: No.

Desi: What about the Tallest's potion?

Zim: Okay!

Desi: Here you go!

Zim: *Drinks potion which makes him grow super tall and happy, but then suddenly shrink down to just a centimeter shorter than Gir* YOU TRICKED ME!

Desi: I feel your pain.

7. GIR, ride a Nyan Cat, with Desi joining.

Desi: *Pushes button and Nyan Cat appears* Let us ride the magical kitty of happiness! *Desi and Gir get on and start riding on it through space*

Desi and Gir: Wee!

8. Zim, go to the TLOZ universe and meet Ganondorf! But do it offscreen, K?
9. Turn everyone 8-bit! After a few comments, turn everyone

back to normal.

Lard Nar: *Presses button which opens a portal to the Legend of Zelda world and throws Zim in there* Sorry, but whats an 8-bit?

*Moments later Zim comes falling through the ceiling*

Lard Nar: How did you like Ganondorf?

Zim: Boy, he sure was crazy.

10. Give Zim a Mega-Shroom! And have him rampage a random city.

Zim: *Eats Mega-Shroom and goes out to destroy Desi's city* MWAHAHAHAHA!

*Desi and Gir come back from riding Nyan Cat for eternity (yes it was for eternity, but due to the time warp they went through, it felt like only a few minutes*

Desi: *Looks at her city* ZIM!

11. Turn Skoodge into a cyborg!
12. If anyone finds a genie in a lamp what will you all wish?

Desi: *Pushes button and Skoodge is a cyborg* He doesn't need to be a cyborg considering he survives everything hes put up with... And if I found a genie in a lamp I would wish for the genie from Aladdin as my new BFF.

Dib: I would wish for the earth to be saved.

Gaz: I would wish for everyone to suffer through pain and misery.

Tak: I'd wish to prove to my Tallest that I'm truly worthy to be an Invader.

Red: I'd wish for snacks.

Purple: Definately snacks.

Shloonk: Ninja Pirate Monkeys!

Desi: Its ninjas now?

Shloonk: Yep!

Lard Nar: I'd wish to see the Tallest grovel at my feet!

Desi: You all are so predictable...

13. Well, that's all I got! Before I go, Desi, I'll give you this. *hands her a laser* For the rest of the chapter, the Irkens will be immune to water, meat, and other things related to their fatal weakness, k? Se ya!

Desi: Cool! Next is Invader Cakez

Invader Cakez:

*comes out of random door with lasers behind her* Eh, sorry about all the singing. I felt I needed to hear those people sing those songs. And Zimmy, AH STILL LOVES YOU! Personally, if you were tall, then Red and Purple would be short, and that makes no logical sense, because then they'd be smart and not stupid, and if that happens, then you wouldn't be hot and Harvest Moon would never have come to be, so I'd never have seen Skye... I'll shut up for the time being. At least on that subject. Okay, teh stuffs...
Purple: LASERS. And personally, Red's color is WAY better than yours. Purple may be the color of royalty, but red is the color of blood.
Red and Purple: I dare you two to have a battle with your lasers and smoke machines, because lasers will win every time. :D

Red: Yes, lasers win!

Purple: My smoke machines will beat you though!

*Red and purple go to a battle field and fight with their lasers and smoke machines and Red obviously wins*

Purple: Why does no one like my smoke machines?

Everyone: I dare you all to eat my cookies of doom. That is all. *asplodes into lasers which morph into smoke*

*Everyone eats the cookies of doom and suddenly turns into a pile of beetles*

Desi: Ah! creepy! *Presses button and everyone turns back to normal* Next is AngieTheLuxray

AngieTheLuxray:

Hello peeps! it's Angie! Got questions, dares, and presents! First off: questions!
Dib: WHY THE HECK IS YOUR HEAD SO BIG?

Dib: My heads not big!

Desi: Seriously, dude, find something better to say.

Tak: How could that stupid test...brain...thingy not let you be an invader? You'd be the best there is! (no offense, Zim)
Zim: Why are u so epic?

Zim: Because I am!

Tak: *Growls* I blame that idiot! *Points to Zim* It's not fair!

Gir: What's your favorite flavor of cupcake?
Tallest (both): What's it like to rule an entire empire?

Gir: Cheese flavor!

Purple: Fun! You get to boss everyone around and eat snacks!

Red: Thats the best part!

Gaz: What's your opinion on Pokemon? It's my favorite game!
Dib: What's your opinion on Danny Phantom? It and Invader Zim are my favorite shows!

Gaz: It needs more killing in it.

Dib: Its a neat show!

Dare time!
Gir: I dare you to gimme a hug! Luv u!

Desi: *Sends Gir to give hug and come back*

Gaz: I'd rather not give you a dare, kay? I just wanna continue living, so...
Zim: I dare you to tell Tak and Dib that they are your superiors, and bow down to them whenever you approach them for 10 minutes.

Zim: *Growls and antennae lower*

Desi: Go on Zim.

Zim: *Mumbles to Tak and Dib* You are my superior... *Bows down quickly and gets up*

Tak: Your dare is to let Dib examine your antennae for 5 minutes. (sorry)

Dib: *Examines Tak's antennae and writes stuff down in his notebook* Interesting...

Tak: *Crosses arms and taps foot*

Dib: *Touches an antennae*

Tak: Stop that! *Claws at Dib*

Dib: Okay okay! Touchy! *Writes more stuff down*

Zim: STOP LEARNING ABOUT OUR IRKEN SPECIES! *Tackles Dib and they get into a fight on the floor*

Dib: Go on live tv, and yell to the world that your head is huge: and mean it!

Desi: In order to make him mean it, I'll have to remote control him. *Pushes button and remote controls Dib*

Dib: *Being remote controlled; goes out in front of a news camera and yells* MY HEAD IS GINORMOUS!

Desi: *Giggles and unremote controls him*

Now, the pwessies!
Zim: You get a bazooka that can obliterate anyone! *cough Dib cough*
Gir: TACOS!

Zim: HAHAHAHA! *Aims for Dib's head but Dib runs away so Zim chases him while shooting like a crazy person*

Gir: TACOS! *Ceiling rains tacos and Gir catches them in his mouth; he giggles*

Dib: I don't really like u, but here's a bottle of hair gel, I guess...
Tak: Congratulations, girl, because you are tallest for a day! Go wild!

Desi: I'll give the hair gel to Dib once hes done being chased my a maniac...

Red: Hey! She can't be Tallest for a day! That's not right!

Desi: Well I say she can! *Presses button and makes Tak Tallest for a day*

Tak: *Lounges and makes Red and Purple feed her snacks*

Purple: This is so not right!

Desi: Next up is Girldog321

Girldog321:

I dare Dib to pat Zim's antennas. I wanna see what happens!

Zim: *Stops chasing Dib suddenly* Stupid human!

Dib: *Comes over and pats Zim's antennae*

Zim: *Swats Dib away* NO TOUCHING ZIMS PRECIOUS ANTENNAE!

Dib: Why?

Zim: Because Zim says so!

Dib: That's not a decent answer!

Desi: Next is InvaderFiction

InvaderFiction:

Invader Fiction here! I love this Questionaire show.
I'd like to add, I liked the RAPR segment. (I'm a big fan of RAPR. Call me gross but I am. And I love ZADR too!)
NOW, HERE IS THE MAP- Oh wait. Wrong thing. (free Irken cookie for the guy who gets the reference)

I have two questions, a statement, and dare.
QUESTIONS!
For the Tallest- WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO INCREDIBLY AWESOME? By the way, Purple is better than Red. YES, RED, PURPLE DOES HAVE FANS!

Purple: *Sticks tongue out at Red* Ha!

Red: I still have more fans!

Purple: Nuh uh!

Red: Uh huh!

Purple: Nuh uh!

Red: Uh huh!

Desi: Answer the question!

Purple: Because we're the Tallest! So of course we're awesome!

Tak: I'm the Tallest right now!

Desi: Does that mean you aren't awesome right now?

Red and Purple: NO!

For Lard Nar- Why are you also so incredibly awesome?

Lard Nar: I've never really thought about it before... Can you tell me?

STATEMENT! Dib's head is not big. Dib is awesome, BTW.
DARE!
Everyone has to watch Doctor Who. It's the best show ever.

Fiction out!

Dib: THANK YOU!

Desi: Yes, Doctor Who is amazing. *Presses button and makes everyone watch Doctor Who* Next is Gremlin Productions

Gremlin Productions:

Ive got a few dares...BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem Dib you and Zim have to make out for 30 seconds

Desi: Cover your eyes young ones! *Shoots them with romantic ray and makes Zim and Dib make out for 30 secs and then turns it off*

Zim: What just happened?

Desi: You made out with Dib.

Zim: Excuse me while I hurl and drown myself. FILTHY HUMAN!

Dib: When can I leave this questionaire?

Desi: Haven't really thought about it... Probably when you're dead... otherwise you'll kill me once I let you go...

Dib: WHY MUST I BE DOOMED?

Desi: Yes, you are quite the doomed child.

DIb,ive got another for you,You have to be locked in room with GIR,and he's ate 500000 pounds of chocolate,and drank 600000 gallons of Coffee,Im that cruel

Desi: *Sends Dib into room with Gir and you can hear lots of screaming and hyperactive laughter* They're fine...

Red and Purple,You have to let ZIM be tallest for a day Zim you have to kiss Tak and Gaz and hope to survive

Red: If you haven't noticed... Tak's currently being Tallest for the day.

Purple: WHICH WASN'T OUR DECISION!

Desi: *Pushes Zim to Tak and Gaz*

Zim: *Kisses Tak and hurls, then tries to kiss Gaz but she sets him on fire* AHHHH!

Resisty,You have to let GIR drive your ship

Gir: *Still being super hyperactive; gets on ship and slams it into the moon*

Lard Nar: OUR SHIP!

Desi: Don't freak out, I'll fix it. *Presses button and it's fixed* Next is Invader Claire

Invader Claire:

Me:Huh...I have a wet arm pit...
Raven:O-kaaaaay...
Me:DWIKY!KISS THE WALL!
Raven:*Facepalm*

Dwicky: Okay! *Starts kissing the wall*

Desi: Question mark...

Me:DESI!MAKE IT RAIN SNAPPLE!YAAAY!
Dib-Make a facebook profile

Desi: *Makes it rain snapple* Yay!

*All Irkens scream and hurridly grab an umbrella*

Dib: *Get's on facebook and makes a profile*

Gaz: *Throws a book at Dib* We're friends now. *Snickers*

Zim-Siiiiiiing...The Doom song only for 3 minutes though!

Zim: *Monotone voice* Doom doom doom doom doom doom... *Keeps singing for 3 minutes*

Dib-Hug Zim...hug him like you mean it...and be his friend...and know his mission is a BIG FAT LIE!
Zim-KIll the tallests...*You can see I SERIOUSLY hate them*

Dib: *Trudges over and hugs Zim*

Desi: You're supposed to mean it you know!

Dib: I don't wanna mean it!

Desi: Oh well. Zim, go kill Red and Purple.

Zim: *Goes to Red and Purple* I'm sorry my ex Tallests... *Kills them*

Desi: *Revives them*

Membrane-In another world your a squid!
Tak-I LOVE YOU!YOUR ON MY BINDER!NOW...here's a soda Raven:Dwiky after your done kissing the wall Zim put a knife in,jump in hot lava with giant peppers in it!

Professor Membrane: THIS IS FASCINATING! I must find this other world!

Desi: Did you mean put a knife in Zim? Because that's what Dwicky's gonna do...

Dwicky: *Stabs Zim* Sorry weird alien! *Laughs insanely and jumps in the hot tub which is filled with lava and giant peppers in it and lets out ear piercing screams*

Me:So...Desi THOUGHTS ON BOOKS!
Raven:She probably isn't reading them you know...
Me:Sadly,yes...
BYE!
Raven:FRICKIN SHORT!
Me:SHUT UP,YOU MORON!

Desi: I do too read! ...Just not much... Hey, I think alot of people here can admit fanfiction on here is better... Anyways next is InvaderAby

InvaderAby:

Okay...So I have a few questions/dares... So here it goes...
Gaz...What is your favorite game?

Gaz: Vampire Piggie Slayer VIII

Tallests Red & Purple... sing the barbie girl song :D Zim... *pours water on your face* LOLOLOL.

Zim: PATHETIC HUMAN!

Red and Purple: *Get on dancefloor with mics and music starts*

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken Jump In...

(Chorus)
I m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it s fantastic.
you can brush my hair,
undress me everywhere.
Imagination, that is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let s go party!

(Chorus)

I m a blond bimbo girl,
in a fantasy world,
Dress me up,
make it tight,
I m your darling.

You are my doll,
rock n roll,
feel the glamouring thing,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.

You can touch,
you can play,
if you say "I m always yours"

uu-oohuh..

(Chorus)

Come on Barbie,
let s go party! (4 times)

Make me walk,
make me talk,
do whatever you please,
I can act like a star,
I can beg on my knees.

Come jump in,
be my friend,
let us do it again,
hit the town,
fool around,
let s go party

You can touch,
you can play, if you say: "I m always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I m always yours"

Come on Barbie,
let s go party! (4 times)

(2x Chorus)

Come on Barbie,
let s go party! (4 times)

Oh, I m having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we just getting started.
Oh, I love you Ken.

*Mics explode*

Purple: I swear we've already done that song before...

Tak... Have a make-out session with Zim. :3 Dib... I don't think your heads big.. - *kisses your cheek*
Thats all...Bye

Dib: *Blushes*

Tak: Stop making me interact with him! *Growls*

Desi: *Shoves them together and makes them makeout*

*Tak and Zim gag when theyre done*

Desi: Next is Invader Omega

Invader Omega:

*2 ppl walk in, while arguing. Its a girl in a black hypoxia and super skinny jeans, with long brown hair and bright, striking blue eyes. The boy is tallish(he's about 6"1 and shes about 5"7) and has a light brown suede jacket, jeans, a t-shirt, and sneakers...almost forgot! I IZ wearin combat boots!*
Me: YOUR AN IDIOT! i was falling from a freaking plane, aboutnto hit the water at Mach five! So what if it seemed like I frekin HUGGEDU! i bought I wS gonna die, then all of a sudden I was ok! Why did you even save me? *I suddenly sound gentle on the last question*
Louie: your the only one who knew where the heck we were, and knew how to get us home! It was save you, or live like a hobo and die of starvation! AND I SHOULD'VE PICKED THE HOBONESS!
Me: sh!*I put my finger to his lips and look at the camera...*FLIP! were rolling!
Louie: *he grabs my hand and pulls it from his face * STOP DOING THAT! *his face ends up inches from mine. I'm blushing badddd!*

Me:whatever! *i shove him away* I IZ invader omega, AND I GOTS DARES AND QUESTIONS!
Louie: *mouths 'help me! She's a lunatic!' *
Me: ok, well desi, here's a service ray! It will make anyone do whatedpver you want!

Louie: oh, s*** *zaps Louie and he starts to repeatedly run into the wall*
me: MUCH BETTAH! Desi, you must use it to make zim and tak fall in love! ZATR! DONT JUDGE ME!
Louie: Yes, my mistress!
Me: T-T...stoopid...Dib! WHYYYY IS UR HEAD SOOOOOOOOO BIGGGGGG? ? sing, the good life, by three days grace!
Zim and Tak: before you fall madly in love, tak sing I hate everythng about you to zim, by three days grace,,,that explains me right now,,,,ANYWAYS! ZIMMEH! u gots da sing don't walk away by sick puppies to tak! :)

Dib: My heads not big! *Gets on dancefloor with mic and music starts*

The good life is what I need
Too many people stepping over me
The only thing that's been on my mind
The one thing I need before I die

All I want
Is a little of the good life
All I need
Is to have a good time
The good life
All I want is a little of the good life
All I need
Is to have a good time
The good life (the good life)

I don't really know who I am
It's time for me to take a stand
I need a change and I need it fast
I know that any day could be the last

All I want
Is a little of the good life
All I need
Is to have a good time
The good life
All I want is a little of the good life
All I need
Is to have a good time
The good life

Hold on, hold on
I always wanted it this way (you never wanted it this way)
Hold on, hold on
I always wanted this way (you didn't ask for it this way)
I always wanted it this way

(the good life)
All I want
Is a little of the good life
All I need
Is to have a good time
The good life
All I want is a little of the good life
All I need Is to have a good time
The good life (the good life)

*Mic turns into Big Ben*

Desi: Tak, you're up!

Tak: *Gets on dancefloor with mic and music starts*

Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven't missed you yet

Every roommate kept awake
By every sigh and scream we make
All the feelings that I get
But I still don't miss you yet

Only when I stop to think about it

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you

Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven't missed you yet

Only when I stop to think about it

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you I hate everything about you
Why do I love you

Only when I stop to think
About you, I know
Only when you stop to think
About me, do you know

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
You hate everything about me
Why do you love me

I hate You hate I hate You love me

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you

*Mic nonchalantly eats some peanuts*

Desi: Go on Zim.

Zim: *Growls, grabs mic and gets on dancefloor and music starts*

I'm feeling so afraid
'Cause everything that I do lately
Makes you angry
I've never been so ashamed
It really felt like you and me were
Getting better

I hope that you still want me
I hope it's not too late

Don't walk away
And leave me without a reason
When there's too much to say
That hasn't been said I know I was wrong
And I'm sorry for making the same mistakes don't walk away

Can you really throw away
All the times that we've recovered
One another
And I know I make it hard
But how long should I pay for being
Unappealing

I know you want to want me
I see it in your eyes

Don't walk away
And leave me without a reason
When there's too much to say
That hasn't been said I know I was wrong
And I'm sorry for making the same mistakes don't walk away

Wish I could take it back
But you know I can't I hope one day you understand
No this can't be the end
This is the end

And I know I make it hard

Don't walk away
And leave me without a reason
When there's too much to say
That hasn't been said I know I was wrong
And I'm sorry for making the same mistakes don't walk away

Don't walk away (don't walk away)
don't walk away (No, no, no!)
don't walk away don't walk away (don't walk away)

It felt like you and me were getting better

*Mic turns into Elvis*

Desi: Alright, time to make you two love birds. You poor insane souls... *Makes Zim and Tak fall in love*

Zim: *Eyes turn into hearts, he runs to the neighbors house, steals their rosebush, and hand it to Tak* For you, my smelly love!

Tak: *Giggles*

Redsy: DIE EVIL SCUMMM DIIIEEEE! *hits him with an anvil* :D YAYAYAY!
Pur: here's a donut! *winks* just cuz

Red: OW!

Purple: Yay donut! *Eats and suddenly passes out*

skoodge...you remind me of a colorful marsh mellow...here's a marsh mellow!, X'D YAYAYAY RAININ MARSHMELLOWS!

Me: ok, well...
Louie: SHUDDAP!
me: MAKE ME!
Louie: OK, C'MERE!
random hobo: like an old married couple...:)

Me: HOBO! I SHALL SPARRE YOU THIS TIME, BECAUSE IF YOUR HOBOEY GOODNESS, BUT ONLY THIS ONCE! LOUIE! GET A LIFE!
Louie: MAKE ME!

Me: why I oughta...GOTEDED TO GOES BEFORE THIS GETS TOO BLOODY!
*as it fades you hear the song My heart. By par amore, and me singing:
This heart, it beats, beats for only you! My heart is yours!
Final black *

Desi: Ah, I love hobos... *Makes it rain marshmellows just for Skoodge*

Skoodge: Awesome!

Desi: Next is Goddess-of-Magic1254

Goddess-of-Magic1254:

Here are my dares!
Purple:I love you! Go on a date with me then marry me!3

Desi: *Sends Purple on date and random marriage* Good luck Purple!

Zim:make out with Gaz

Zim: WHY MUST ZIM DO LIP MOVEMENT WITH EVERYONE?

Desi: Don't ask me! *Presses button so Zim and Gaz will make out willingly then turn it off*

Gaz: *Punches Zim and he goes unconscience*

Dib:admit you have a big head!
Gir: dance like a monkey!

Dib: *Mumbles* I have a big head...

Gir: *Dances like a monkey* I'M DANCING LIKE A MONGOOSE!

Desi: Next is Sugar plum12536

Sugar plum12536:

GIR:here have a cupcake. *gives GIR a cupcake*
shloonk:I agree with you, Pirate monkeys IS an awesome name!

Gir: Yay cupcake! *Eats it*

Shloonk: See! Someone agrees with me! :D

Red:I hate you :p go jump in a pool of meat, water, and BBQ sauce,

Purple:your awesome!
Skoodge:sing she's country by Jason Aldean!

Desi: Because of that one person, Irkens are immune to meat and water and such so sorry.

Skoodge: *Gets on dancefloor with mic and music starts*

You boys ever met a real country girl?
Talkin, true blue, out in the woods, down home, country girl

She's a hot little number in her pick-up truck
Daddy's sweet money done jacked it up
She's a party-all-nighter from South Carolina,
a bad mamajama from down in Alabama
She's a raging Cajun, a lunatic from Brunswick, juicy Georgia peach
With a thick southern drawl, sexy swing and walk, brother she's all

Country, from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
She's country, from the songs she plays to the prayers she prays,
That's the way she was born and raised, she ain't afraid to stay, country
Brother she's country

A hell raisin sugar when the sun goes down, mama taught her how to rip up a town
Honey dripping honey from the hollerin Kentucky, getcha flippin kinda trippie like a Mississippi hippie,
She's a Kansas princess, crazy mother trucker, undercover lover
Thick southern drawl, sexy swing and walk, Brother she's all

Country from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
She's country, from the songs she plays to the prayers she prays,
That's the way she was born and raised, she ain't afraid to stay, country
Nothin but country

Thick southern drawl
Sexy swing and walk
Aw show 'em how a country girl does it one time now

Brother she's country, from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
Nothin but country
Yea yeayeaaa
She's country from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
She's country, from the songs she plays to the prayers she prays,
That's the way she was born and raised she ain't afraid to stay, country
Yea she's nothing but country

She's all about the country
From the backwoods she's a homegrown, down to the bone, she's country

*Mic goes to make sushi*

Desi: Next is Queen-of-Aloha

Queen-of-Aloha:

Dib: your heads big. Go jump in the ocean and swim into a shark's den dressed like James Bond!

Dib: *Puts on James Bond outfit while Desi plays the James Bond theme song and he swims into the ocean and into a sharks den and gets eaten by the shark*

Desi: *Sighs and brings him back to life*

Desi:can you PLEASE use the romance ray on Skoodge and Tenn! I'll give you 10000000000000 dozen cases of snapple!
Bye bye! *gives Shloonk a quick kiss on the forehead and teleports away*

Desi: Sure. *Shoots Skoodge and Tenn with romantic ray*

Skoodge: *Starts flirting with Tenn and kisses her cheek*

Desi: Next is Puppets-rock11123

Puppets-rock11123:

I dare everyone to watch three episodes of "Hercules". ok the episodes are "the pool party" "the big kiss" and "the song of Circe"
Dib:after watching the episodes, say what you thought of Circe.

Desi: *Makes everyone watch episodes* So what do you think of Circe, Dib?

Dib: Desprate to get a guy.

Membrane:Get a clue you dumb bell! There are aliens all around you RIGHT NOW!

Professor Membrane: *Laughs* Nonsense! There are no aliens here! Just a bunch of Dib's weird friends... He really needs to get some better friends...

Dib: *Pouts*

Zim:make out with Gaz AND LIKE IT!

And Desi:can you clone Purple and send the clone to me! Please!

Zim: I already have, stinking human!

Gaz: *Growls, goes up to Zim and makes out with him for a few minutes* I'm not doing it again.

Zim: *Goes to hurl again*

Desi: *Shoves Purple in cloning machine and sends the clone off* There ya go! Next is The-Yellow-Butterfly

The-Yellow-Butterfly:

I dare you all to watch Sonic X meets invader zim! And I mean EVERYONE! Like zita Skoodge sizz-lorr Bob the table headed service drone, the Meekrob, etc etc.

Desi: *Whistles super loud and makes everyone sit down and watch Sonic X meets Invader Zim* Okay final is hartfairy

hartfairy:

HI, I AM SUPER HYPER AND I WANNA DARE!
First summon Happy Noodle Boy and keep him for 2 chapters.

Desi: I allowed Happy Noodle Boy and Johnny over once, and I'm sorry but I can't have him on anymore.

Red and Purple GO JUMP ON A TRAMPOLINE WHEN IT'S RAINING!

Desi: Well the water won't hurt them for this chapter, but they can still jump in the rain. ^.^ *Wakes Purple up after being unconscience with his donut* DUDE GO JUMP!

Purple: Whaaa? *Gets on trampoline with Red and they jump in the rain*

Dib Go to Narnia, unless the muffin eats Zim.

Zim: Wait what muffin?

*Random muffin goes up and swallows Zim*

Desi: Haha, well hope you enjoyed this chapter! And again, sorry I haven't updated for awhile! And I'm really not sure when the next chapter will be up either, but just review, okay? :) And I've been getting into Hetalia recently... (somehow my friends got me into liking an anime show! DX i think they brainwashed me) so for anyone who likes Hetalia as well, I'm not going to be making this into a crossover or anything, but I would love if you reviewed little refrences with these guys! :) See ya!