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A Pack of Wargsjoined the event Dwarf-Eating Party
Fluffy Warg wrote on the event page: Is this BYO dwarf?
Toothy Warg replied to Fluffy Warg's post: Nah man, the dwarves are provided!
Fluffy Warg: Awesome!
Bilbo Baggins: I miss my comfortable, warg-free hobbit hole! Escaping goblins to be attacked by wargs!
Majestic Thorin: Run, you idiots!
Balin: Agreed!
Gandalf Thegrey: And for Eru's sake, don't forget my Burglar this time!
Dori: Easy for you to say, you never have to carry him!
Bilbo Baggins: Excuse me, I can carry myself! I did just find my way out of goblin tunnels despite being dropped, bruised, abandoned, chased, and then losing all my beautiful buttons! I am quite capable, thank you very much, of running away from Orcs!
Gandalf Thegrey: Then get off Facebook and prove it!
A Pack of Wargschanged their name to A Pack of Very Hungry Wargs
Thirteen Dwarves didn't like this.
Bilbo Baggins: This is terrible! No pocket handkerchief, and no chance of escape!
Nori: You need to sort out your priorities.
Bilbo Baggins: You're right – I haven't even mentioned supper, and it's past time! This Quest is changing me.
Bombur likes this.
Gandalf Thegrey: And yet you're still the same Hobbit you always were.
Gloin Gimlisdad: Oh no! Not trees! I'd rather face the wargs.
Oin: At least your son will be incredibly impressed by your bravery!
Gloin Gimlisdad: I sincerely hope my little Gimli never has to have anything to do with trees…
Gandalf Thegrey sent the Wargs A fiery pinecone surprise! using Unsettling Wizard Gifts
Gandalf Thegrey added 'pyromania' to his interests.
Gandalf Thegrey burned the Chief Warg's nose using Inexplicable Wizard Powers.
Chief Warg: Oh noes!
A Large Group of Orcs joined the event Dwarf-Eating Party
A Large Group of Orcs changed the event Dwarf-Eating and/or Slaughtering Party
Azog the Pale Orc joined the event Dwarf-Eating and/or Slaughtering Party
A Large Group of Orcs wrote on Azog the Pale Orc's wall: Who are you, and what are you doing here?
Bofur changed his name to Bofur Behatted
Fili Thorinsnephew I feel we should be branching out from-
Gandalf Thegrey interrupted Fili Thorinsnephew's pun with Inexplicable Wizard Powers
Ori: Anyone else reminded of the last scene of The Hunger Games? With all the wargs surrounding us…
Bilbo Baggins: The Hunger Games? I don't like the sound of that at all…
Majestic Thorin: I don't think District Shire would have many winning tributes.
Oin: What is everyone talking about?
Majestic Thorin: I shall attack Azog! Revenge for my forefathers!
Peter Jackson likes this.
Kili Thorinsnephew: Go, uncle! Use the Force!
Dwalin: That was the most pathetic attack I've ever seen.
Dori: Underwhelmed.
Nori: You can be overwhelmed… and overwhelmed… but can you ever just be 'whelmed?'
Dori: I think you can in Mirkwood.
Fili Thorinsnephew: Maybe you should stick to the book version of our quest, uncle?
Oin: Book version? What is everyone talking about?
Bilbo Baggins just set a new high score in Epic! *Play Epic!* *Invite your friends*
Bilbo Baggins: The Eagles are coming!
Gandalf Thegrey likes this
Bilbo Baggins: nearly dead of hunger… it's been several hours… I knew I should have eaten Gollum when I had the chance.
Bilbo Baggins:feels like a rabbit or a piece of bacon that's been put back on the shelf… something small and edible, anyway
Giant Eagle: Did you say you're edible?
Bilbo Baggins: I meant… credible, I meant to say credible. Not edible at all.
Bofur: No, you're incredible!
Bilbo Baggins: and entirely inedible, I assure you.
Peter Jackson: Spoilers ahead for those of you who haven't read the book!
JRR Tolkien: But the book has been around for decades!
Oin: What book? Who are you? Why does nobody tell me what is going on?
Thirteen Dwarves changed the name of the group to Thirteen Dwarves, One Hobbit and One Wizard
Gandalf Thegrey: Not for much longer, I'm afraid… I'll be leaving you just before Mirkwood. After all, when the going gets tough, the tough mysteriously have other urgent business to attend.
Thirteen Dwarves, One Hobbit and One Wizard updated their location to Just Outside Beorn's House
Gandalf Thegrey: Time for another unexpected party