Hey everybody,

I hope you guys like this story. I should probably stick to finishing my other stories but I just had this idea and I've been dying to write it, so here it is. I think I'm going crazy with this pair. I just can't stop lol

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or it's characters or any of Lady Gaga's lyrics.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" Mercedes asks, concern all over her face.

Kurt looks at her for a moment before replying, "Yes. It must be done, Mercedes. I can not pass up this opportunity."

"I understand," Mercedes nods solemnly, "Ok, if you're sure about this."

"There he is," Kurt says catching sight of the jock as he peeks from behind the wall.

He sees Karofsky pull a couple books out of his locker and stuff them into his back pack as his pal Azimio gives him a pat in the back. Kurt backs up a little as his eyes make contact with Azimio's. He begins to walk towards Kurt who just nods.

"The fuck are you waiting for?" Azimio hisses once they're hidden from Dave's view.

"I'm going I just have to get in the zone," Kurt replies.

Azimio rolls his eyes, "Just go for fuck's sake."

"Don't pressure him! It's a process," Mercedes growls.

"Ok, enough. I'm going," Kurt says arranging his pea coat.

He takes a deep breath and begins walking down the hallway down the direction of his bully.

Ok Kurt, he tells himself, You can do this. Think sexy. You are a sexy, sexy man. Yes, strut those hips.

He keeps walking with an air of confidence and determination, keeping his eyes on Karofsky the whole time. Dave lifts his head up and slams his locker shut. Before turning to head to class but stops when he catches sight of Kurt, his eyebrows furrowing in confusion as he watches Kurt strut.

Kurt lets his slim hips sway as he walks, smiling at Karofsky seductively with his eyes. Just as he's passing in front of him, his right eye gives Karofsky a lustful wink. Dave's eyes widen as Kurt stops and lets his hand rest for a second on Dave's forearm.

What the hell is he doing? Dave thinks with a horrified expression as Kurt smiles up at him sweetly. Dave feels his pulse speed up and before he can stop himself he gives Kurt a shove and stomps down the hallway angrily.

Kurt winces as his butt makes contact with the cold floor. Dammit, this is gonna be harder than I thought.

Kurt groans as he gets up.

"The beast," he mutters under his breath as he dusts off his clothes, "I need a plan B."

Earlier that morning…

"Calm the fuck down, Hummel," Azimio growls, "I'm not gonna hurt you."

"Excuse me, if I find that hard to believe," Kurt says glancing at the door of the empty classroom, "if you don't move out my way I'm going to scream."

"Will you stop being such a snotty bitch for a second and listen? I need a favor," Azimio says.

"And why should I do any favors for you?" Kurt challenges placing his hands on his hips.

"Because it will benefit you and your loser friends in the end," Azimio replies firmly.

"How so?" Kurt questions, arching an eyebrow at the jock.

"Well, it could stop ya'll from getting slushied or at least reduce it somewhat."

"And what exactly is this favor?" Kurt asks suspiciously.

"I know about the kiss," Azimio says looking at the door to make sure no one's come in.

Kurt backs up a little, "Look, he kissed me ok? I had nothing to do with it so if you have a problem, you need to take it up with him. I'm not about to take a beating from you just because you are a close minded jerk who can't take the fact that his best friend is gay. But if you are gonna hit me, is not like I could stop you so please just avoid the face. I bruise like a peach…"

All Azimio can do is blink as he watches Kurt go off on a rant.

"…I'm too pretty for this kind of stuff. I don't understand why you're so angry. It was just a kiss, probably just accident," Kurt finishes with a nervous laugh as he takes a couple steps back.

"Will you shut up? It was no accident," Azimio says.

"Yes, I know," Kurt agrees looking down.

"I need you to seduce Dave," Azimio blurts out.

"What? Why? No!" Kurt yells horrified.

"Look, he's gay and he needs to accept it. I need you to seduce him and help him come out," Azimio continues, "Dave's my best friend and I'm worried about him. I think he's on the verge of depression or something. Anyways, I know that if he came out, he would be a lot happier and maybe if he had a boyfriend that would…you know, motivate him."

"Uh…" Kurt looks at him in shock.

"All you have to do is go out with him, encourage him to come out and then break up with him," Azimio explains.

"Uh, you have lost your mind," Kurt utters in disbelief.

"C'mon Hummel, have some sympathy."

"Are you kidding me? You two have made my life hell," Kurt hisses, "I am not going to date Karofsky."

"You have to," Azimio says pleadingly, "You're gay and he likes you."

"No."

"But you're gay!" Azimio tries again, "You guys are suppose to help each other out and stick together."

Kurt gives him an offended look before replying.

"I don't care. Look, what you're trying to do is…actually kind of nice. But there is nothing you can say or do that is gonna make me date Karofsky," Kurt says shaking his head and heading towards the door.

"I wouldn't be too sure about that," Azimio says making Kurt stop.

"Excuse me?"

"I knew you were a bitch. I have no idea why Dave likes you but whatever. I anticipated this attitude problem of yours so I have a little something here to guide you in the right direction," Azimio says pulling an envelope out of his pocket.

Kurt rolls his eyes, "Seriously? Unless there's a billion dollars in there, you're wasting your time."

He places his hand on the handle as Azimio opens the envelope.

"You wont do it? Not even for these?" Azimio says holding up the contents of the envelope.

Kurt freezes as he looks back.

"Is that…" he takes a couple of steps towards Azimio.

"Are they real?" he whispers in awe, not taking his eyes of them.

"Of course they're real. Are you stupid?" Azimio replies.

Kurt ignores his insults. This is his dream. He would kill for these tickets.

"They could be yours," Azimio taunts with a grin, "All you have to do is help a fellow gay out."

"Ok, I'll do it," Kurt says without giving it another thought.

"Really?" Azimio asks, a little surprised.

"Yes, now give them here," Kurt says holding out his hand.

"Bitch, I ain't giving you the tickets now. I'm not stupid," Azimio replies placing the tickets in the envelope.

"That is a matter of opinion," Kurt replies crossing his arms, "How do I know that you won't just keep them?"

"Look, this Gaga concert isn't for another two months. So you have two months to seduce him and help him come out. And to show you that I'm not bullshitting you, I will give you the VIP passes and I'll keep the tickets," Azimio says handing him the passes.

Kurt holds out his hands in awe, carefully examining them before letting out a squeal.

"Ahhhhh oh my god!" Kurt shrieks in delight.

Azimio rolls his eyes, "Calm the fuck down before you wet yourself Hummel."

"You don't understand…" Kurt says carefully placing the passes in his messenger bag before looking back up at the jock, "Why would you give these away just like that? How you do even have them?"

"I know someone and I'm not just giving them away. This is a business deal to help my friend besides I don't give a rats ass about Lady Gaga," Azimio says picking up his back pack, "If I were you, I'd get started today. I don't know how hard he's gonna freak out about kissing you."

"T-t-today?" Kurt asks with wide eyes, "that's too soon…I don't know if…"

"Today, Hummel," Azimio says.

"Hey, wait! How did you know he was gay?" Kurt asks.

Azimio thinks about it for a moment, "I don't know. He's my friend, I just know," he replies before walking out.

"Kurt, are you ok?" Mercedes asks.

"Yeah, I'm fine," Kurt says.

"What the hell was that?" Azimio says catching up to them.

"I was trying to seduce him, like you said," Kurt says, somewhat outraged at Azimio's tone.

Azimio groans and shuts his eyes in frustration, "Are you moderately retarded? You don't just go up to him and fucking wink at him and touch him in the middle of the hallway. You're lucky he didn't bash your face in."

"Well then what the hell was I suppose to do? You said to go!" Kurt hisses.

"I meant talk to him," Azimio replies, "Just pretend he's someone you just met. I mean how do you normally flirt with guys? You don't just go up to them and put your hands all over them do you?"

Kurt looks away more than a little irritated, "That is none of your business."

Azimio looks at him for a moment and then at Mercedes, who glares at him.

"Yeah, stop getting in his personal life," she says.

Realization hits Azimio and he can't help but roll his eyes and groan.

"You have got to be fucking kidding me," he says, mostly to himself.

"What?" Kurt asks.

"You're a virgin?" Azimio asks.

Mercedes eyes go wide, half shocked, half amused.

"That is irrelevant, my sexual life has nothing to do with it! At all!" Kurt says angrily, "You better start minding your own goddamn business Azimio."

"What I meant is, you don't date much, do you?"

Kurt glares in response.

"Jesus Christ, do you date at all?" Azimio asks.

"Yes, I date," Kurt replies, clearly offended.

Azimio shakes his head, "I can't believe this. Look, Hummel, I need to know that you can do this. I thought you were more experienced than this."

"I can do it," Kurt says, "it's not like Karofsky is freaking Prince Charming or anything."

"Whatever, just don't fuck this up or I'll shred these fucking tickets," Azimio hisses angrily before storming off.

Kurt stops his foot before strutting off in the other direction with Mercedes at his side.

"C'mon babe, we need to come up with a plan to seduce Karofsky. We have to get those tickets."

"Boy, you're crazy," Mercedes says.

"I know."

Hope you guys liked it. Now, I have a dilemma. There are two ways this story could go. One is romantic and funny Kurtofsky and the other is also romantic but crazy. Grrr…I can't decide. But I guess we'll see. All I can say is you guys might kill me with the second one.

I dk… Sigh

Thanks for reading :]