I have no idea how this happened, but I just had the idea right now.

Wait for it….

Josh and Aidan as…..

STEP BROTHERS!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Snap!

It's the Catalina Fucking Wine Mixer! Pah! Pah!

Lol I don't know how this is going to work, because I don't know josh's parents' names.

And I'm going to have to break up his family early. Because they divorced after Josh left.

Oh yeah…..And I'm Going to be Aidan's sister! :D That's all I could ever ask for! Lol

And I'm sorry to say this, but they will be human. No vampire Aidan or werewolf Josh.

And I know Josh's sister is gay. She will be, later.

Boo hoo

I'm make it them about 17-18?

Lol

Stay Golden Pony Boy

Josh fell on his bed face first in an exhausted heap. Today at school had been exhausting to say the least. He groaned into the pillow as he remembered that his mom was going to bring her boyfriend home for dinner.

He was going to take a little nap now, so he wouldn't be that tired later and be scolded for being rude. Lately he had been having a pretty bad case of insomnia and could only really fall asleep quickly during the day. He shifted onto his back and dozed off to the sound of the soft humming of his fan.

-Howl-

Josh woke up to the sound of his name being called. He grunted as he turned, coming face to face with his alarm clock and it's glowing red numbers. It was 7:30. His mom called him again, and he rubbed his eyes tiredly. He got up and stumbled a little.

He wasn't good at waking up. He always ended up hitting himself on somethi-

"Fuck!"

There goes his poor toe slamming against the hallway table.

"Watch your language Josh!"

His mother scolded to him.

He went down the stairs and found his mother in the hallway in front of the mirror making sure everything was alright. She looked pretty, but he scowled knowing that it was for someone else. That wasn't his dad.

Don't get him wrong. He hated his dad. The man had only ever watched him and his sister and mother like they were some sort of experiment. No he didn't miss that man, but knowing his mom was going out with another man made him slightly annoyed.

He guessed that it was the jealously all sons get when their mom starts dating again.

All in all, at least he was happy that she was happy.

Being with his dad had made his mom a nervous mess. She had had a nervous breakdown right before they had gotten a divorce. By some miracle, his mom had gotten full custody of both him and his sister.

They had been going out for a couple of months already. This new guy seemed to make her genuinely happy, so he didn't really mind.

Josh had only seen the other man only a few times. He looked like a good enough guy. He guessed that he was a good looking guy. And from what his mom had told him about the other, his name was Demetri, he was a surgeon, and had two kids also. A son and daughter. He really didn't know all that much about them other than they were all around the same age.

His mom saw him in the reflection of the mirror and smiled at him. He couldn't help but smile back. She just looked so happy.

"How do I look?"

Josh whistled at her.

"Look at my sexy momma!"

She blushed and grinned.

"Good. "

The doorbell rang, startling them a little. His mom looked at the mirror for a quick check and opened the door.

There stood Demetri with a bouquet of sunflowers, his mother's favorite.

Josh wanted to snort. The guy was so cheesy.

Emily came down the stairs and stood next to josh. Her face didn't show any emotion, and he doubted that she could hear anything judging by how loud the music from her ear phones was blaring out.

Demetri waved hello to both of them and kissed his mom lovingly.

"Come in." Josh's mom said excitedly.

He was still out in the porch, looking a little sheepishly.

"Um, I hope you don't mind that I brought my son."

His mom was surprised. She had thought that Demetri's son and daughter would be out with friends. It wasn't that she didn't want them there! She would love to see them, but she was just surprised.

"Of course I don't mind. He's your son, and this dinner was for you to know my kids better, so it's good I get to as well."

Demetri smiled and kissed her again on the forehead.

"I should have asked my daughter to come then, shouldn't i?"

His mom chuckled.

"Yes, that would've been good, but you did say she didn't like eating at other people's houses."

"Yeah, that's true."

He walked back to his car and knocked on the window, signaling the person inside to come out.

"Josh, could you go set up another plate for our guest?"

His mom asked and Josh frowned that he didn't get to see what Demetri's son looked like. He had never seen his kids, and he was quite curious. He left his sister on the stairway listening to her too loud music.

'That girl is going to make her deaf if she keeps that up.'

Josh thought as the went into the kitchen and got another light blue plate that matched the four already on the table.

He was setting down the plate, when his sister bounced excitedly next to him tugging on his shirt. He gave her an amused smile, hadn't having seen her act this childish in a while. He put down the utensils and glass, before looking up at his little sister.

"Yes, little rabbit? What is it and why are you bouncing so much?"

She ignored his comment about her being a rabbit, and smiled.

"Oh my gosh, Josh! Have you seen Demetri's son?"

Josh looked around to make sure that the others hadn't heard his loud sister.

'Let's make them feel super awkward, shall we?'

"Lower your voice!" He said in a loud whisper.

"What about his son?"

She rocked back and forth on the balls of her feet excitedly.

"He's super-hot!"

Josh felt like slapping a hand to her mouth. She was being too loud.

"Yeah, and? Why are you telling me?"

Emily smirked up at him before talking again.

"Oh no reason. Well, besides the fact that you're a total butt pirate."

Josh blushed. He wasn't gay god damnit! He had a girlfriend for Christ sake!

Her was about to tell her that he wasn't gay when he was interrupted.

"Butt pirate, huh?"

Both Josh and Emily eyes widened as they finally noticed the third person in the kitchen.

Josh had this deer caught in the head lights look and Emily had a dreamy look in her eyes.

The guy was leaning against the door frame. He hard black hair and eyes; his skin was kind of pale, but it didn't make him look sick, it actually made him look good. He was tall. Taller than josh for sure. He wore a maroon shirt and black jacket with dark jeans. He radiated confidence and sex appeal.

Appeal that was currently affecting his dear baby sister, quite badly. She looked about ready to faint.

Suddenly, he remember what the other guy had said, making him blush and stutter out.

"N-no! My sister's just being a bitch! She knows I have a girlfriend that I'm very happy with."

His sister snapped out of her trance at hearing Josh calling her a bitch.

"Hey! I'm not a bitch you butt pirate!"

"I am not a butt pirate!"

"Well, that's good to know honey, but I don't think talking about your preference at the dinner table is such a good idea."

His mom and Demetri were walking into the dining room. His mom had a little awkward smile and Demetri just smiled and winked at him.

Josh was now officially embarrassed. He felt all the blood in his body rush to his face when he understood that everyone in the room thought he was gay. He could just kill Emily!

Demetri looked at him and Emily smiling.

"Guys this is my son, Aidan. Aidan, this is Josh and Emily."

"Nice to finally meet you, Aidan." Emily was embarrassing, with how flirty she was being.

Aidan smiled back at her. "Nice to meet you too."

It was Josh's turn.

"Hey." With a bit more bitterness than he intended.

He answered and wanted to smack himself.

'Awesome Josh. Now he thinks you're an ass.'

Aidan only smirked and returned the greeting.

"Hey."

The room was awkward for a few seconds, but ended when his mom started serving the food.

They took their seats. Emily sitting next to Aidan, who was sitting across from Josh and Demetri and his mom, were also facing each other, seeming to be lost in their own little world.

Dinner went on normally, Emily kept on shamelessly flirting with Aidan, but the other was paying more attention to Josh than her.

That was bothering him. The way Aidan was just looking at him, and every once in a while he would make a random pirate noise. Which reminded Josh that he was called a butt pirate, but he didn't think about too much because he was busy devouring his dinner.

The roast chicken that his mom had made was delicious. (1)

They had had pecan pie for dessert, which was delicious too.

It was around 11:30 when dinner was over and Demetri decided it was getting around the time for them to go. Emily had wanted to say goodbye to Aidan, but she wasn't a night person and had gone to bed an hour earlier. Josh was in the living room; he dropped himself on the couch and turned on the TV, while his mom was talking with Demetri in the hallway.

The television was on BBC with some show called 'Being human'. (2) He had heard it was a good show from some of his friends, so he left it there.

He was a good five minutes into the show, when he felt the hairs in the back of his neck stand up. Feeling like he was being watched, he turned around to find Aidan leaning against the wall smirking at him.

'What was with this guy? Why does he keeping staring at me?'

Josh was getting creeped out by the other guy.

"Hey, what are you watching?"

Aidan made his way to the couch and leaned the back of with his elbows, which was really close to josh. Josh tried to focus on the television screen instead of how close the other was to him.

"It's some show called 'Being Human'. I've never seen it, but some of my friends tell me it's pretty good."

Aidan made a noise in the back of his throat, slightly scooting closer to Josh. Josh noticed the movement and tensed a little, snapping his attention to the screen.

"I've seen it. It's about a vampire, werewolf, and ghost living together. It's pretty good, but I can't really get over the accents."

Aidan chuckled as he said the part with the accents. He could never take people with British accents seriously.

Josh thought that the chuckle Aidan had made was one of the sexiest noises he had ever heard. And he wanted to slap himself!

'No homo! I have a beautiful girlfriend who I've been going out with for a long time, and I'm extremely in love with her. No thinky homo thoughts! Aidan chuckle wasn't sexy. It was …..husky? NO! That didn't sound any better! It was normal! There! Nothing but normal.'

While josh was having a little internal conversation with himself, Aidan had moved around and was now sitting next to the brunette.

Josh was snapped out of his thoughts when he felt the couch dip to his side. Confused, he looked to his side and his eyes widened. Aidan was too close to him!

"Uh…um…you…why…"

Aidan chuckled again and josh tried his hardest not to shudder.

"Aidan, come on let's go! Your sister's probably waiting for us at home by now."

Aidan got up from the couch and made his way towards the front door, but stopped at the before going into the hallway, turning back at josh.

He smirked.

"See you later, Doe eyes."

Josh's eyes widened as he watched the other walk out the door. Was it him or did that sound really husky and sexy?

'Gah! There goes those words again!'

Quickly standing up, he practically ran up the stairs to his room.

'I need to see boobs and naked ladies, and vaginas! FAST!'

His mom was still in the hallway, looking questionably at him as she saw him bolt. There was a deep blush on his face. She smiled and shook her head lightly. She would never understand how Josh worked sometimes.

No homo! Lol have you guys ever seen that thing?

It's funny.

Lol well yeah, how was it?

Was it horrible? Was it good? Was it husky? I mean deep! I mean…NORMAL?

Lol

That's what his momma made in the episode where Aidan goes to his house, but gets poisoned by garlic and has to take a tea bath. Lol

That's the British version of the show.

So yeah

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