OVARIES! = My new favorite saying when I see a hot picture of Darren Criss.

Okay, I lied. I said I was taking a week break, but I got bored at work and I had to get my ideas down before they ran away.

But according to the reviews I got on NEIH, I don't think you all mind.

I sadly don't own Glee, but I sure pretend that I do. There's a Doctor Who reference in there, if any Whovians can point it out. ;]

Kapitel nummer eins! JA!

(For all you non-Germans, that means: Chapter number one! YES! I'm gonna stop rambling so you can read…)

Kurt Hummel: I'm completely jealous of Blaine Anderson's tan. He comes back to school looking gorgeous, and I look like Casper.

Blaine Anderson: You didn't even try to tan! We were at the beach for just a week, and you used up 4 tubes of sunscreen!

Kurt Hummel: SPF 100 is my best friend. I don't tan. I've tried. I just end up looking like a lobster. All I do is burn, peel, repeat. :[

Blaine Anderson: Don't fret, babe. I happen to love your pale skin, and I wouldn't have you any other way.

(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: Yay! We get to start the new school year with you guys' sickeningly adorable mushyness!

(Brittany S. Pierce, Santana Lopez, Finn Hudson, and 4 others like this.)

Finn Hudson: Don't. Even. I live with Kurt. You have NO idea.

(Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson like this.)

Rachel Berry and 17 others are now friends with William Schuester.

Finn Hudson: Woahhh! Mr. Schue! You're tech savvy? Not many old people get on the Facebook bandwagon!

William Schuester: Thanks for that, Finn.

Finn Hudson: Oh! I didn't mean you're OLD, old or anything. It's just weird, but kinda cool to see our favorite teacher here.

William Schuester: I thought, Why not? I can find old friends from high school, and keep up with the Glee Club's shenanigans as well. =]

Sam Evans: First your phone number, now Facebook? AWESOME!

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: Seriously the ONLY teacher I will EVER add on here.

Brittany S. Pierce: My cat has a Facebook…

Kurt Hummel: Congratulations to Mr. Blaine Anderson for receiving his very first slushie facial. You are now an official Glee student. Welcome to McKinley, babe!

(Santana Lopez, Rachel Berry, and Tina Cohen-Chang like this.)

Blaine Anderson: That really sucked. I don't see how you guys did it every day.

Rachel Berry: You get used to it.

Blaine Anderson: I had to take my contacts out, AND Kurt had to rinse the gel out of my hair. I have four-eyes and a Jew-fro!

Rachel Berry: HEY!

Blaine Anderson: No offense, Rach.

Kurt Hummel: Well, in that case, I'm glad Azimio slushied you. I think you look absolutely delicious with curly hair and glasses. If he slushies you more often you might wanna look out for me… I won't be able to keep my hands off of you if this becomes a habit.

(Santana Lopez likes this.)

Blaine Anderson: Oh really? I guess I'll be dressing this way more often. ;]

(Santana Lopez likes this.)

Blaine Anderson: Yes, Santana, before you say anything… FREAKY BOYZZZ. ;]

Santana Lopez: Now ya gettin' it!

Kurt Hummel: Oh, dear Gaga.

Brittany S. Pierce: If oranges are called oranges, why aren't apples called red or greens or bananas called yellows?

Finn Hudson: *blown away* I honestly think this is the smartest question you've ever asked, Britt. It makes sense, and now I'm curious.

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: Seriously. Why is it that way?

William Schuester: Why don't you Google it, guys?

Sam Evans: Or we could ask Mr. Schue for the answer, because he automatically always knows everything.

William Schuester: You're sadly mistaken, Sam. I'm not all-knowing. But trust me. Research it. Google is awesome.

Sam Evans: Finn, you do it.

Finn Hudson: Why can't you?

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: Puck is out. I lost interest, anyway.

Kurt Hummel: Seriously? The whole time you Dodos were arguing, I found you the answer. Everything used to have a Latin name, and the Latin name for the FRUIT orange described it's taste and golden color, so when translated to English, it was a color and a food, not just the name of the fruit.

(William Schuester likes this.)

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: I've still lost interest.

Finn Hudson: I thought it was going to be cool.

(Sam Evans likes this.)

Blaine Anderson: Well, I learned something new. At least someone can appreciate it.

(William Schuester likes this.)

Kurt Hummel: You guys suck!

Brittany S. Pierce: Bananas are good.

Santana Lopez: OMG. Brittany S. Pierce! WHY IS THERE A MICROWAVE IN MY CAR? Please come over and Get. It. Out.

Brittany S. Pierce: I wanted a Hot Pocket.

Santana Lopez: In my car?

Brittany S. Pierce: Why not? You have an adapter for your cigarette lighter.

Santana Lopez: That's too much power, Britt! My car probably won't start now. Especially since you did it when the car was off!

Brittany S. Pierce: I made you some too, if it makes you feel better.

Kurt Hummel: I'll come over and look at the battery, Santana. Don't stress.

Blaine Anderson: Can I come too?

Kurt Hummel: I guess? Lol.

Blaine Anderson: I love watching you fix cars. ;]

Santana Lopez: I can't believe it. When I'm going through a crisis, they goes and bees all freaky.

Blaine Anderson: But Santana…. ;]

Santana Lopez: Don't…

Blaine Anderson: Freakyyyy Boyzzzz! ;]

Kurt Hummel: Santana, you've created a monster.

(Blaine Anderson and Santana Lopez like this.)

Reviews!

I'll be looking forward to everyone's feedback. I hope you like it as much as the prerequisite!

Oh, and that microwave bit… that's a personal experience. I actually made Hot Pockets in my ex-boyfriend's band's van with a cigarette lighter adapter. It was brilliant… but we didn't break down. =D

Yeah.

I love you guys! Can't wait to talk to everyone again!

xxAlyssa