I was reading about Ancient Egypt the other day for a school project, and I've decided to do mine on Anubis, the jackal god of mummification. Then this came to me. Enjoy!

"You're a creep, Anubis!" shouted Ra, shoving the jackal god into a wall in the castle of Osiris. "You think your so great, but your not!"

"I'm just a bipedal black jackal who can hold human hands and wrap them up!" Anubis protested. "My job is nothing more than that!"

"Zip it!"

"You zip it!"

Slap!

Slap! (I know that gods aren't like this, bit remember, this is fiction)

Hit!

Then . . . Bite!

"Amun!" shouted Ra. "Anubis bit me!"

"Ra called me a creep!" shouted Anubis.

"You are one!"

"Silence!" interrupted Amen. "Ra, leave the throne room. Anubis . . ."

"Yes?" asked Anubis.

". . . take this!"

BASH!

Everything went black.

So there's the first chapter. The other gods turn against Anubis because they think he boasts about his job. Review please!