These are all six word stories, inspired by the classic prompt given to Ernest Hemingway to write a story in only six words. Me and a friend (blackdragon1003 here on ) ended up coming up with two pages of them, inspired by today's update, where Dave tells Terezi "I'm not a hero. Bro was. John is. I'm not." Those last six words were so perfect that it ended up prompting us to spend an hour and a half doing this. Enjoy!

(Have fun guessing the characters, too.)

All the Things. All of Them.

Bro was, John is, I'm not.

Once a derp, always a derp.

My mother bronzed the vacuum cleaner.

My dreamself is dead – oh nooooo.

I will always have five computers!

And now I'm sober. honk. HONK.

Don't look at my mutant blood.

Both of my girlfriends have died.

All my irons? In the fire.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Red will always taste the best.

Wish I could fly. Walk, too.

Too late: to kiss, to kill.

Pesterchum open: Who is on now?

Am I that hard to love?

Troll romance: matesprit, kismesis, moirail, auspistice.

Troll romance: oh god, the quadrants.

Camaraderie of ironic rapping roof ninjas.

You can always die two times.

(Unless you're Sollux: then it's three.)

I would have been the Empress.

Being young is hard. Nobody understands.

Time is/was/will be irrelevant.

I'm Pupa Pan. Fly, pupa, fly!

Troll movies have really long titles.

Motherfucking miracles, man. They're motherfucking miracles.

I named my, uh, confidence Rufio.

Grimdark is totally a word now.

First dead, then robot, now goddess.

Alive, ghost, frog, robot, god tier.

My shipping wall is maintained purrfectly.

It's a mercy kill – bye, spidermom.

Why does he have those posters?

How do I live without you?

I wanted to make him stronger.

I warned you about those stairs!

Go feed your hell hound, Jade.

It is now time for… STRIFE

Just hanging out, doing bro things.

It's the best movie, I swear.

Never eat the mind honey. NEVER.

My respite block? Like your bedroom.

When you expect trauma, it's funny.

Wear your hood; it looks cooler.

Don't want dead Daves piling up.

Now captchcatalogue it in your sylladex.

The milk doesn't really do anything.

Send apple juice filled with pee.

I have all the luck now.

I'm the mayor of this town.

Your typing quirk is really AnNoYiNg.

Only one who's never died? Grimdark.

Hussie's OTP: John's chest/Jack's sword

I mean, seriously? They're only thirteen.

The land dwellers must die. Mostly.

Apparently, we have to get married.

Karkat is the worst artist. Ever.

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. Yaoi.

Today is your wriggling day. Congrats.

Lose a game. Make a universe.

Cool kids only use broken swords.

Betty Crocker - John Egbert's biggest enemy.

When all else fails, just Abscond.

Do the windy thing. DO IT.

"[S]" equals an epic few minutes.

Zillyhoo: the most ridiculous hammer name.

Zillyhoo: the most EPIC hammer name.

Boonbucks? Hah! I have boon bonds.

PUT THE BUNNY IN THE BOX.

Handing out bunnies like an idiot.

Reenact scene from movie three times.

I'll talk when my robot explodes.

You're sleeping right now, aren't you?

Fedorafreak: the last man on earth

Oh hell yes. Hell. Fucking. YES.

You just created an unbeatable boss.

There is no magic: Just science.

Interspecies sloppy makeout session starts now.

Bucket on your head? Sex toy.

Why does this control my life?

Homestuck is property of Andrew Hussie.