"What the bloody hell happened to you?" Mike asked as when he saw Maxine standing in the locker room, blow drying her hair along with her shirt in front of the mirror. The mirror reflected the soaked blouse that Maxine had on, along with the hot pink bra that was under it. Suddenly Mike had trouble breathing.
"This is a fun fact." Maxine said, a bobby pin jammed in between her teeth. "What your engine light is on, you should really check the problem." Maxine grumbled.
"So… what happened?" Mike tried again. Maxine didn't bother even facing him as she slid the bobby pin into her once again cropped and dyed hair.
"Well. I woke up about 15 minutes late, hung over, and then when I tried to start my car it told me that I'm an idiot. I tried getting a lift, but everybody's phones were either busy or off, so I had to take that bus." Maxine grumbled. "Aside from getting attacked by a dog, having a clogged can of hair spray unclog in my face and having a homeless guy hit on me, I'm having a wonderful day." Maxine sighed, realizing that Travers was standing exactly behind her and changing her bra and shirt was not the greatest idea that had ever walked the planet. "Excuse me." Maxine snapped, pushing Michael away from her locker as she tried to find her spare set of clothes.
"You could've called me."
"I did. It went straight to voicemail. That or my cell phone was screwed up after being thrown against a wall earlier this week." Maxine sighed, staring at her clothes- less locker. "I have no spare clothes. This is lovely." Maxine grumbled, before turning on her blow dryer again. "Why the hell are you staring at me?" Maxine snapped.
"Well- um-" Travers stuttered, still staring at the pink lace bra that was still showing from under the rain drenched blouse.
"Oh… my… GOD. You're a perverted British freak!" Maxine spat as she chucked a soap bottle at his deck. Travers ducked, and the bottle of soap sailed across the room.
"I'm sorry but I'm a guy- and well-" Travers muttered, as Maxine forced him out of view.
"Leave while you're still alive!" Maxine snapped.
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LOL. Don't ask, it's another one of my "OMG" moments from my muse. Hope you enjoyed this insanity.