MY FIRST HOUSE FANFIC. Huddy, of course.

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"So, any new cases?" House asked, when he came into the office, Remy following him.

"Ye-" Martha spoke up, but House lifted his cane as sign for her to shut up.

"Where were you the past year?" Chase asked, staring at 13.

"Jail." House smirked. Poor Remy was ready to punch House in the face. "Case. I need a case." House said.

"Rachel and Cuddy are experiencing serious vomiting, but Rachel's symptoms are more complex." Foreman said. "Jail? Why were you in jail, 13?"

"For not removing my foot from your ass." Thirteen snapped. Chase chuckled.

"Simple food poisoning?" Masters asked. House shrugged. "Fits the symptoms." Martha shrugged.

"Not the elevated heart rate." Foreman said, ignoring the foot in ass jab. "Or the blood in Rachel's vomit." He said.

"Wait, one second." House said. "Are you talking about Cuddy as in our Cuddy?" House asked, furrowing his brow as he limped to his desk.

"Yes. Were you here the last ten minutes?" Foreman asked.

"Yeah, wondering why you were still here. Also, where is Taub?" House asked, starting up his computer. Thirteen sat down at the table, and suddenly all eyes were locked on her.

"He said that his car broke down." Foreman said and House laughed.

"Probably because someone's heel got stuck in the engine." The moment his laugh ended Taub ran into the room. "Okay good. So now, Foreman and Taub can go search Cuddy's home for toxins-" House threw Taub a key. "It's a spare. If the locks are changed, try the window to Rachel's room." House said. "Chase, you go run a blood test on Cuddy, while Masters and your new big sister can go run a blood test on Rachel." House waved his goodbye with a folder and left the office.

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"Hey Rachel" Masters said, coming up to Rachel who was laying in the bed with a teddy bear.

"I want Momma." She said. Both the women sighed, exchanging glances.

"Your mom's not too good." Thirteen said, sitting down next to Rachel's bed.

"What abou' ucle 'Ouse?" Rachel asked. Martha cocked her head, and bit her lower lip.

"That might work. We'll be right back, doll." Thirteen said, nearly pulling Martha out of the room.

"Cuddy will never let House take Rachel's blood. They just broke up." Martha said. "And we can't lie to her, she's 2!" Masters tried to reason with Thirteen, but Thirteen had her own plan.

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"Isn't a little creepy that we're breaking into our boss's home?" Taub asked as Foreman tried to open the door with the spare key that House gave him.

"Not as nearly as creepy as you having sex with your ex wife on my couch." Foreman snapped. "Locks are changed."

"Then let's try the window to Rachel's room." Taub shrugged.

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"Can't you just treat them two?" House asked Wilson.

"House, if you're trying to avoid this because of the embarrassment that this may cause you and your wife-"

"Ex-wife." House corrected him, and Wilson shook his head.

"Fine. Ex-wife. If you're trying to avoid treating Lisa and Rachel because it's going to cause you embarrassment, then you're just selfish." Wilson sighed. "Treat them, and don't treat them as patients."

"Then how should I treat them?" House snapped.

"Like your ex girlfriend and her daughter." Wilson sighed. "And hand over the Vicodin." Wilson said.

"What?" House asked. "Oh, oh, I got it. Cuddy told you to confiscate it. Fine." House spat, opening the bottle, popping a pill, and then closing the bottle before throwing it at Wilson. "I'll see you later." House said, and limped out the room.

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"Damnit!" Taub swore as they set off the security alarm in the apartment.

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"Oh those bastards." Cuddy grumbled, as she felt another wave of sickness coming up. "Bucket." Cuddy muttered, and Chase handed her a bucket.

"What happened?" Chase asked, as he passed Lisa a box of tissues.

"Thank you, Chase." Cuddy shuddered as she wiped her mouth. "House sent Taub and Foreman to break into my home and now the police are questioning them." Cuddy said, showing Chase the text that the security system company sent her.

"Oh." Chase said. "Well, your blood tests result should be back in a few minutes. So, when did you start experiencing these symptoms?" Chase asked.

"A few days ago. It wasn't too painful, but when Rachel starting vomiting then I really started worrying about both of us." Cuddy said. Chase nodded as a nurse came to Chase with a folder that contained Cuddy's blood test results.

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"House, I know that you told us that you wanted us to run a blood test on Rachel, but she wants either you or Cuddy." Thirteen said when she met House outside of Wilson's office.

"So?" House asked.

"She's not going to let us anywhere near her!" Thirteen exclaimed. House came to halt.

"Fine." House sighed, heading to Rachel's room. "But both of you bitches are coming with me." House snapped.

"Bitches?" Masters whispered, staring at Thirteen. Thirteen only smiled.

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"Oh my god." Chase gasped, staring at the results.

"What's going on?" Cuddy asked, nearly jumping up.

"You're pregnant." Chase said, looking up at Lisa.

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