Hey, this is my new story, Wife Swap: Cullen's vs Clarks. It is still being written so I'm open for any ideas of what you want them to do. I kinda already know what they are going to do and what pranks the Cullen's are going to play on the new mom.

I know the Cullen's wouldn't be stupid enough to go on tv, and I know the wouldn't still live in Forks. So just go with the flow.

P.S- They do still live in Forks in my story... Same house, same cars...

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Emmetts POV.

"EMMETT McCARTY CULLEN, DO NOT PRESS THAT BUTTON!" Alice screamed from upstairs in her bedroom.

I was sure the humans on the other side of town heard that.

"Geez, calm dow Alice". I muttered as I moved the little arrow on the laptops screen and clicked 'print'. "It's just an innocent button".

"NO IT'S NOT EMMETT". She screeched, running downstairs and coming to a stop next to me in front of the printer. My evil pixie sister sterted tapping her foot impatiently as the pages spilled out neatly. My Rosie finally looked up from her magazine.

"What's going on?" She asked, directing her question towoards Alice.

"Well". Edward answered, suddenly appearing from the kitchen with Bella and Nessie, "from what I see". He said, and nodded at me, "Emmett's going to fill out a wife swap application".

"We're in deep trouble". Jasper muttered from his place on the couch where he was reading.

"Cool!" Nessie exclaimed and came skipping over next to me and collected the freshly printed documents. She laid the out on the table in front of the couch.

"Well," Eddie sighed, "I can see Emmett has no intention of not sending out the application... So we may as well fill it out now".

"Yes!" I whooped and did an air punch.

"But be very careful to keep our seceret". Eddie added. "And stop calling me Eddie".

"Yes sir". I replied and did an army salute before getting a pen and sitting down next to my niece on the couch.

"Okay, so who am I pretending to be?"

"Carlise". Bella informed me.

I looked at the first question, well this one was easy;

Family name - Cullen. I scrawled.

Fathers name and age - Carlisle 30. That seemed like a reasonable age. Edward nodded.

Mothers name and age - Esme 29.

Names and ages of children from this marrige -

Isabella 18. Bella grumbled quietly when I wrote her full name. I ignored her.

Edward 17.

Emmett 19.

Rosalie 18. "How come you get to be a year younger?" Rose grumbled.

"Cause I'm awesome".

Jasper 19. Rosalie growled again.

Alice 17. Well, she was small enough.

Renesmee. I paused and studied her. 14.

Bella nodded in agreement.

"What about Jake?" Renesmee asked. "He spends so much time here anyway".

Jacob 19. Renesmee squealed with delight. "Jake", she yelled to the dog raiding the fridge, "you're living here for two weeks". I was glad I had made my niece happy.

"K". He replied. I knew he had super dog hearing so he would've heard our entire conversation.

I turned back to the application.

Fathers job and work scedule - Doctor 9am - 8pm, monday to saturday.

Mothers job and work scedule - Stay at home mom, part time home interior desinger.

How long have you been together? - 13 years.

If married, for how long? - 9 years.

Who takes care of the following responsibilitys in your family-

Childcare - Esme.

Shopping - Alice and Rosalie.

Cleaning - Esme.

Cooking - Esme and Edward.

Money - Carlisle.

Social life - Esme, kids organize their own.

Kids homework - Kids.

What pushes your buttons? - I paused for a second before scrawling down one word; Emmett.

Pets? - I thought about writing Jacob's name down... Nah. None.

Describe dinner time in your family - Well if I wrote the truth they would have a heart attack. Dinner time in our family is not organized in our family as we all come home at different times and have our own preferences.

What rules must your children follow? - No damaging the house of any of it's contents and respect each other.

I folded the papers and grabbed an envelope from Bella. The room was silent as I sealed the envelope with my venom.

"So", I exclaimed once I'd finished. "Who wants to post it?"

Okay, so that was my intro chapter.

Review and thanks for reading. A new chapter will be up soon...