Okay, I think someone suggested this once, and...yeah, I fancied it. Go figure.

Okay, Mokuba has suggested I do this as a way to express my feelings and actually behave like a normal person for once. Pfft, normal is overrated. I have a multi-billion dollar company to run, not to mention tournaments to organise, games to play and rivals to challenge. No, I'm definitely not talking about the mutt, I'm talking about Yugi. The one who stole my title with the luck of the draw. He seems to win all his games like that, it's almost like he can't lose because he is always really lucky. Give him a deck with nothing but Kuribohs, and he'd probably draw a Multiply anyway. I really don't like him.

Perhaps I should get on to another subject before my blood boils. Oh, I know, Mokuba. He means so much to me, truly. He's my little brother; of course he means more to me than anything else...even card games, even titles, even my company. For this reason, he is always being kidnapped...which is annoying. Because then I have to go rescue him, and then the Yugi-tachi get involved, and then it becomes a matter of saving the world. Again. I would have just hired an elite hit-squad to get him back, but no, apparently we have to take them on with cards, not guns. Let's face it; my gun kicks more ass than any card, because it can blow apart any card in seconds. Even those Egyptian God cards which are apparently too "powerful" to be destroyed.

I am an atheist. I therefore do not believe in all of this crap people are constantly spewing out. And even if it was true, it's in the past. The past doesn't matter; you should move on and forget about it. If only they could see that...but I guess they'll learn the hard way to forget the past when their so-called Pharaoh moves on.

Now, I have read some other versions of these on here...people usually end up ranting about fans and their incomprehensible thoughts. And, seeing as that is a topic I need to rant about, rant I shall.

Tabloidshipping - Myself and Mokuba. That is just...wrong. In every sense of the word. He's my BROTHER, and he's also a KID. Think these things through before you end up in the insane asylum, which you will when I catch you, and I will, because I have money.

Prideshipping - First off, I don't like the fact that you class Yugi and his alter-ego in his head as separate people, but still...I HATE him.

There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate. Learn it, you freaks.

Silentshipping - Me and the mutt's sister? Well, at least she's the right gender, but she's not my type...not that I really have a type...after all; I have my company and my brother. I don't need a female who will take up all my time and waste my money.

Puppyshipping - Considering he gets on my nerves more than Yugi, this is a definite no. Also, when I find who invented this pairing, they will be locked up faster than you can say "moneybags", got that? I'm watching you.

That's really all I have time for, as I really must get back to running my company. Just remember, if you read this, you have to buy all my products, got that?

That thin line quote is from Dr House. Just so you know. Review?

You must review you lower life-forms or-

Hemlock! Get back inside my mind, now!

...Fine...