Title: Cat Chat - Warning: There Be Cat Here
Series: Code Geass
Characters: Lulu, Arthur, and guest appearance by Suzaku.
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Comments/Warnings: I firmly believe that the entire Vi Britannia family can communicate with cats. Yes, I do. No, you can't convince me otherwise. Why would you want to? Dedicated to my beloved.

I don't own them~

"Nya!" went Arthur.

Lelouch, who had been walking into the student council office stopped briefly and raised an eyebrow at him.

"Nya!" went the cat again.

"No," Lelouch replied, "I'm not going to talk to you." And then he turned away.

Arthur, the very stubborn cat he was, hopped off the table and trotted around the Britannian, coming up behind his right foot and rubbing his face into the boy's pant leg, "Nya~"

In response, Lelouch immediately jumped backward and away from the cat, again, "I want nothing to do with you! Go away! Do you have any idea how much trouble you caused me?"

Arthur very simply blinked, turned around to face him, and spoke again, "Nya."

"I don't care if it turned out okay!" Lelouch cried, "The fact of the matter is you had me running all around school and forced me to..." He trailed off suddenly then seemed to realize what he was doing, "No. I'm not going to talk to you."

If cats could smirk, Arthur would be. "Nya nya~" he said.

"That's my final—"

Lelouch stopped suddenly when Suzaku's head poked in through the doorway, expression clearly confused and eyes glazed with worry, "Lelouch... is there a reason you're meowing?"

The prince deigned not to answer his friend and instead glared, heatedly imagining fiery daggers, at the very smug cat.