Disclaimer: Wish I owned it but I don't sadly.

A/N: I know it is very short, but it is supposed to be that way. Short and ridicules.

The Truth about how Harry Wins

Did you know that what happened the books is not actually what happened?

No, well here let me tell you the story. It is not actually that complex at all, it's quiet simple really.

So here we go.

Up until the seventh book is true. What really happened was Harry and Ginny ran off together and destroyed all the Horcruxes. They returned as great heroes, got married, and had twelve children. Harry eventually became Minister for Magic. He lived to the ripe old age of two hundred.

All of Harry's friends survived. Sirius turned up on some long lost island somewhere.

Harry also got all the Hallows and brought back his parents and Dumbledore and his family.

And they all lived happily ever after.

And that is what really happened.

Oh, one more quick thing. Voldemort died by default somewhere along the way.

The End.

A/N: Let me know what you think.