Dear Damon
Where've you been for the last 5 days?
Stefan

Dear Stefan
Bedroom.
Damon

Dear Damon
Really? Haven't seen any sorority girls...
Stefan

Dear Stefan
None have been here. That's why. Douche.
Damon

Dear Elena
I'm worried about Damon.
Stefan

Dear Stefan
Why? He can take care of himself...
Elena

Dear Elena
I just have a bad feeling
Stefan

Dear Damon
Coming to the grill later?
Alaric

Dear Alaric
No. And tell everyone to stop bugging me.
Damon

Dear Damon
Seriously? I brought soccer moms and sorority girls for you...
Alaric

Dear Alaric
Maybe next time.
Damon

Dear Stefan
What's the deal with Damon?
Alaric

Dear Alaric
No idea...That's what I'm trying to work out.
Stefan

Dear Damon
What ARE you doing in there?
Stefan and Alaric

Dear nosey twats who need to get lives
Nothing.
Damon

Dear Damon
OMG! You're on Twitter? Follow me?
Jeremy

Dear Jeremy
In your dreams. I only follow epic people.
Damon

Dear Damon
You've been Tweeting all this time? Seriously?
Elena

Dear Elena
It's none of your business. As long as I'm not annoying you right?
Damon

Dear Stefan and Alaric
I know what's wrong with Damon...And possibly why Jeremy's been quiet lately...Meet me at the grill.
Elena

Dear Jeremy
STOP MENTIONING ME IN TWEETS ASKING FOR A FOLLOW!
Damon

Dear Damon
Fine. Just wait...I think something in your mind will convince you to soon enough...
Jeremy

Dear Jeremy
MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE! MAKE HER STOP!
Damon

Dear Damon
Follow for a follow?
Jeremy

Dear Jeremy
FINE! JUST MAKE MIDGET WITCH STOP WITH HER MIND VOODOO POWERS!
Damon

Dear Damon
Thankyou. I knew you'd come round eventually.
Jeremy

Dear Damon
We think you have a problem...
Elena, Stefan and Alaric

Dear nosey losers
Leave me alone! I'm trying to trend 'Damon is awesome'!
Damon

Dear Elena, Stefan and Alaric
There's nothing you can do. Just leave him.
Jeremy

Dear Stefan and Alaric
I'm also worried about Jeremy.
Elena

Dear Elena
You took my computer! What! HOW WILL I TWEET TO MY FOLLOWERS!
Jeremy

Dear Jeremy
You had like 12 anyway...You were becoming addicted Jer...
Elena

Dear Elena
Screw you.
Jeremy

Dear Elena
Get your brother out of my house. NOW!
Damon

Dear Damon
No. Can you not handle him?
Elena

Dear Elena
Not when he's sitting and listening to Taylor Swift, Hannah Montana and other crap like that, whilst crying his eyes out. From what I can make out he misses his Twitter...
Damon

Dear Damon
And what're you doing whilst he's doing this...
Elena

Dear Elena
Tweeting...What's your point?
Damon

Dear Damon
You need to stop. Before you end up like Jeremy.
Elena

Dear Elena
That will NEVER happen.
Damon

Dear Alaric and Stefan
You know what to do.
Elena

Dear all of those concerned
I ONLY WENT TO HUNT! WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMN COMPUTER!
Damon

Dear Damon
It's for your own good.
Everyone else except Jeremy; he's still in mourning

Dear Everyone
You just wait. All of you. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Damon

Dear Elena and Stefan
You realise what we've just done right?
Alaric

Dear Elena and Alaric
Yep. We've created a vengeful Twitter deprived Damon.
Stefan

Dear Stefan and Alaric
So what do we do?
Elena

Dear Alaric and Elena
Hide...NOW!
Stefan

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