About a month passed with all fifty states living in England's house and finally the World Summit arrived. This would have been a good thing since that meant they could have left the children, but it wasn't. They couldn't find a baby sitter which meant all of the children had to come with them.


"Why do you have so many states?" England cried out for the fifth time on their way to the World Summit. He hadn't changed America back to his normal self no matter how many times the bunny boy asked.

"You think I asked for so many? No! The other people did that! If it was up to me the other half of my body would just be New Mexico! But no. They said that would have been too big of a state!" America hopped along beside England. No taxi would stop and offer their services because of the fifty children trailing along behind them.

"You're their country! You could have at least put your foot down!" England cried out. The building where the meeting was taking place slowly came into view. It was a good thing too. The children were starting to complain.

"It's not like I knew they were just gonna pop up like that!" England mentally face palmed as they walked into the meeting.

"America, England you're late..." Germany was going to yell at them until he caught site of all the children that flooded into the room and America's appearance.

"Sorry 'bout that. We couldn't get anyone to drive us here. Oh, and we couldn't find a baby sitter." America said it like it was the most natural thing in the world and went to take his seat. England followed suit and tried to ignore the children.

"ALRIGHT! LISTEN UP! ALL TISSUES YOU HAVE ON YOUR PERSON ARE NOW TO BE SENT TO OKLAHOMA OR GIVEN TO ME, OKLAHOMA! QUICKLY!" Oklahoma started yelling as soon as she walked into the room. America noticed she'd found the gun Russia took away from her.

"I ALSO HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!" Florida quickly spoke up into a megaphone. (He had no idea where she found it, but he let her be)

"I AM NOT AMERICA'S PENIS! TEXAS IS AMERICA'S PENIS. THAT IS ALL." America started blushing and was about to take the megaphone away, but then Texas grabbed it.

"WASHINGTON AND OREGON ARE HIS BALLS!" America jumped up and ran over to the children to take away the megaphone.

"It's mine, bitch!" Texas yelled and ran with America quick on his tail.

"Germany, what's bitch mean?" Italy asked innocently. Japan seemed to be in shock, France was trying to molest half the children, England was taking this time to have a nice nap, and the rest were freaking out and somehow gun shot were fired and then the cops came...


"EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!" The cops yelled into another megaphone. The didn't even want to try to sort this mess out. Somehow there was a wall on fire and a chair that kept spewing water and some pervert kept grabbing everyone's ass when they weren't looking.

"GIVE ME BACK MY TISSUES!" A little girl with a gun ran past screaming something about tissues and all the cops pulled out their guns and fired into the air at once.

The room became deadly silent for a moment. Then, it just went back to doing their own thing.

"What do we do?" The lady cop standing next to him asked.

"Sit back and watch." Long story short, the meeting was a complete disaster.


England's eyes flew open. It was night time and he was in his own bed.

"It was a dream. Oh, thank gawd!" He exclaimed and fell back. He couldn't explain what a relief that was. Then, he heard a knocking on the door.

He got up to answer it and there was America standing only in his boxers with three children clinging to him.

Needless to say he shut the door in his face and went to bed. That was someone else's problem now. Ha! The sucker!


A.N./ Well, that's the end of it. Hope you enjoyed. If you didn't you can make up an alternate ending and tell me I might just attach it to the story if I like it enough. Sorry I didn't update. I found an amazing site! You need winrar if you want to download those things successfully. You extract to the name of the file.

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